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Thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out. You, yeah welcome to it yeah, lets do it im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is an snl legend and host of a brandnew show coming to Comedy Central, called lights out, david spade is joining us, everybody cheers and applause also on tonights show, Great Britain gets its very own trump. The biggest scandal from the world of chess, and why recycling is a lie. Lets catch up on todays headlines. First up a, if youve ever thought, i like donald trump and his policies and his hair, but i really just wish he could read, well then Great Britain ha...

Last appear before the special committee to talk about his report on collusion basically, hes allowed to answer questions about anything as long as we already know it or dont care about it, so the Justice Department has instructed Robert Mueller to quote, remain within boundaries. Is that necessary . He seems to me like, Robert Mueller is the guy who use the dividers in the Grocery Store checkout line even when theres nobody behind him. The president weighed in on this and wrote highly conflicted Robert Mueller should not be given another bite at the apple. In the end it will be bad for him an...

Answers, he must add one marshmallow to his mouth. And speak through a box fan laughter also, anything regarding russian interference must be sung to the tune of love shack. For instance, they met don, jr. At the top of trump tower. laughter finally, muellers entire hearing will be accompanied by the secretary of slide whistles. Example trump said, oh, my god this is terrible this is the end of my presidency im bleep . slide whistle announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, honey, i ruined theki. Y juliaan castro, tony hale, and musical guest niluufer yanya, ma and now live on...

But they started and still going on on discovery channel. And i tell you, theres nothing i like better than plopping down on the couch watching a show about great whites and digging into a big bowl of chum. [ laughter ] chum is a weird word. Chum either means good friend or bucket of fish parts. [ laughter ] of course the most terrifying shark of all is the dreaded baby shark. Not only are your kids singing about them all day, soon they will be eating them too. Kelloggs this weekend gave us a sneak peek at their newest product, baby shark cereal. Its a real thing. If you look at what they show...

Only on the discovery channel. Then stay tuned for stupid and afraid. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes idris elba, maude apatow and musical guest Perry Farrell, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen whoo howdy doody perfect perfect have a seat, everybody thank you very much what a lovely crowd, what a lovely, lovely crowd theyre live on this planet. We can only the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and ap...