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Jon welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. We have a good one for you tonight. Our guest tonight the lovely and talented kerry washington, the show from scandal, the show about a team, they love the scandal. As many off them know, a show about a team of competent professionals in our nations capitol. Its fiction. I guess obviously were going to be begin tonight as we have begun for the past three nights. With our continuing coverage of shutdown 2013 jon all right, in the past few days you pay have developed an impression that nothing works any more, not only the Government Shutdown...

Oprahs going to be okay. Wish i could say the same for her vagina and asshole. Thats a great idea you had to sneak the hostages inside the bank. Yeah, it sure was. Were sorry we tried to burn you and murder you before. Oh, thats okay. This whole thing was my fault. I learned that i shouldnt get high to come up with ideas. I should come up with ideas and then get high, to reward myself. You said it. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. We have a good one for y...

But im pleased to report there is one Organization Currently working at peak efficiency, located in a small hamlet and that place is known as bull [bleep] mountain. See, over on bull [bleep] mountain they oh. I didnt realize that had come up. Over on bull [bleep] mountain they realize that this shutdown aint looking so hot for one particular political party. According to the Media Research Center Network evening news stories over the last two weeks have blamed the gop 21 times and blamed democrats none it. Jon and theyre also blaming floods on water. Not fire. And sunsets on the rotation of th...

Today for nothing almost a side note catherine. Become in the same pitcher in history noted the same team twice. Reporter everyone is cranked up and no one wants to say nohitter. Cadigan not tweet the forging said. I love sports and no hitters. There it will have a lot more coming up. Catherine phillippe youve been talking to the kids . Yes it is spectacular reporter the entire crowd goes crazy. He was simply dominant this is a historic night or afternoon one that people will remember for the rest of their life. One of the bestof my life. I did not, probably the last strike. One standing up cl...

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