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And it was fine, i guess but it did kind of feel like when your fun aunt goes home and youre left with your Boring Family again [ laughter ] aww. Aunt marianne lets us finger paint on the wall [ laughter ] Entrepreneur Andrew Yang used his Opening Statement tonight to differentiate himself from President Trump saying, quote, the opposite of donald trump is an asian man who likes math. [ laughter ] which is a great point but i actually think the opposite of trump would be a black guy who is a good president. [ laughter ] there you go [ cheers and applause didnt know where you guys were going to...

[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you please, have a seat. Enjoy yourselves welcome, everybody welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause youre here. You made it. Give it up for the roots, while youre at it come on. [ cheers and applause the best band in late night. Well, you guys, this sunday is fathers day is everyone excited . [ cheers and applause of course you are. I love fathers day. Its that special day each year where you call up your dad, and t a few one word answers and then go, well, good talking to you. All right, bye. [ light...

I wonder who has a better chance at taking down president trump, Bernie Sanders or colonel sanders. Robert mueller appeared in congress for nearly seven hours for q a, more q than a. Mueller is a marine, earned a purple heart. And he is a lifelong republican who spent the day being abused by his party. At one point, melania had to come in and tell them to be best. Republicans were very eager to poke holes in any part of mueller they possibly could to distract us from the crimes our president committed. Fox news went so far to bring in a body language expert to suggest mueller wasnt being entir...

Jimmy thank you very much, everybody. [ applause ] i feel the love. I feel the love. [ cheers and applause have a seat, please. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Give it up for the roots, right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause love you guys. Guys, big news today we finally found out the name of the royal baby. [ cheers and applause yeah Meghan Markle and prince harry have decided to name him Archie Harrison mountbattenwindsor [ light laughter ] even Benedict Cumberbatch is like, wow, thats a mouthful. [ laughter ] a lot of words but its true, the new babys name is archi...

Had been altered using a sharpie to include alabama [ laughter ] look at this i mean, after this, i have to wonder if his High School Report Card was legit [ laughter ] following criticism that he opted to stay at a trump property in ireland 200 miles away from his meetings in dublin, Vice President mike pence today changed his story to claim that the travel arrangements were made to keep him close to his familys ancestral homeland which is weird because i thought this was his ancestral homeland. [ laughter ] Vice President mike pence visited iceland today. Said betsy devos, its pronounced isl...