COM The Colbert Report January 31, 2013
Jon thats our show. Join he is tomorrow at 11 00. Here it is your moment of zen. A pennsylvania man was laid to rest but not before the funeral procession made a stop ate drivethrough. Burger king. A whopper of a [eagle caw] stephen tonight, should gays and lesbians be allowed to marry . Yes, but only each other. [ laughter ] then, big changes for the kkk. Theyre updating the sheets with a dust ruffle [ laughter ] and my guest is billionaire philanthropist bill gates. In order to get him here, i had to hill i had malaria. [ laughter ] the truth will set you free. So convicted murderers, turn o...