COM The Colbert Report June 25, 2014
[whistles] thats a foul on futbol for using its hands to grab my heart. I even learned all the words to that olee song. You know, olee, olee, olee, ole. Olee, something, something, ole. Its a good song. This weekend i even watched an entire game of soccerring. It was the u. S. Versus our ancient rival portugal, a. K. A. Speech impediment spain. [laughter] now, the portuguese. [cheering and applause] yeah. The portuguese struck first with a goal five minutes into the match. But if history has taught us anything about the portuguese, folks, its that they eat a lot of squid, and they peak early. ...