COM The Colbert Report January 15, 2013
That guys favorite cookie in the world is a figure newton. Fig newton. That the one of our editors. Shes chewing it, processing it. You think this guy could handle this. Nope. Thats coming out. Then theres ricky. Oh, rick. I hate to do this to you, ricky. Hes taking a bite of it, and hes like oh, thats not bad. Let me get one more of those. I like that he shakes his head here before he has a third. Thats a third dog treat. His coat is going to look amazing. Next, for reasons that dont concern you, i own a bottle of strawberry flavored spray. I squirted it into my friends water bottle. Lets see...