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tonight. thank you. ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: happy wednesday. [screams] >> greg: that's what it's like to be loved. so scientists just k. there are three manmade things that can be seen from outer space. the panama canal, the great wall of china and tyrus. just kidding about the last one. it's actually the towering stupidity of the colorado supreme court. [applause] >> greg: yes. thank you, i'll take it. it makes pikes peak look as flat as joe biden's ekg. in a 4-3 decision, four democratic appointed judges from the ivy league just voted to remove trump's name from next year's pre...

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>> my heart is with this 8-year-old little boy. i don't care if he was here legally. i don't care if he was here illegally. he was in my county. five people died in my county, and that is where my heart is. >> yet another gun rampage. this time in texas. governor greg abbott, who has done much to boost the nra culture of guns before kids in that state, wasted no time reducing the murder victims, including a 9-year-old child, to, quote, illegal immigrants. also tonight, e. jean carroll was back on the witness stand today, facing cross-examination about her allegation that donald tru...

of rape in court today. what e. jean carroll says happened in that department store dressing room in 1996. she plans to testify tomorrow. why is donald trump not expected to? plus, tucker carlson's former producer reveals that she has many audio recordings of her time at fox. >> i still have, i have several recordings that i'm still going through that we've recovered from all the phones. there are 90 that we have. >> so, we will discuss the vile behavior that grossberg says is part of daily life at fox. and why fox management allows their hosts to create that toxic workplace. all rig...

Republican president richard nixon. Why did he resign . Because republicans gave him no option. I have come to the conclusion that richard m. Nixon has Beyond A Reasonable Doubt committed impeachable offenses which are in my judgment of such sufficient magnitude that he should be removed from office. Brian thats a republican. And it was a majority. Bill clinton, the Monica Lewinsky link was revealed bit new york times. The Washington Post aggressively pursued the Hillary Clinton email scandal. But somewhere along the way Media Companies lost their way and accountability and transparency. The o...