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Joe. Then they brought you g. I. Joe with kung fu grip. Now get ready for hasbros newest g. I. Joe character, cadet bonespurs. Awesome. He loved to charge bravely into battle. Its just that he has this thing with his heel which causes occasional minor foot pain. We must crush the enemy. Right, lets go get the bad guys. You go ahead. I have to ice my shins. Cadet bonespurs it will be the greatest fun you ever had playing soldier, or in his case avoiding playing soldier to date models. The rebel forces are attacking. Help us, cadet bonespurs. I would, but my socks are tight, you know, with the s...

Big is the universe . Or how small is vermont . laughter in the context of the universe, were, like, a speck of sand onab endless beach, and thats kinds of sad, but also beautiful. Because that kind of frees you to be whatever you want, you know . Like, you dont have to fit into societys mold because nothing matters. Its like when jerry garcia sang darkness shrugs and bids the day goodbye. And thats like mind bloarng right. Hey, want to listen to some grateful dead for a while california, reaching on the burning shore california, ill be knocking down the golden door california would be nice su...

Or how small is vermont . laughter in the context of the universe, were, like, a speck of sand onab endless beach, and thats kinds of sad, but also beautiful. Because that kind of frees you to be whatever you want, you know . Like, you dont have to fit into societys mold because nothing matters. Its like when jerry garcia sang darkness shrugs and bids the day goodbye. And thats like mind bloarng right. Hey, want to listen to some grateful dead for a while california, reaching on the burning shore california, ill be knocking down the golden door california would be nice surfing, riding the ways...

Announcer this has been a response from a school teacher. Announcer this is the late show with Stephen Colbert. Stephen welcomes Christine Baranski, Constance Zimmer and musical guest bon jovi featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hi, everybody youre very kind whoo please have a seat please have a seat, everybody thank you very much please, sit down, sit down youre very nice, everybody welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. The National Conversation continues to be,...

U. K. Stephen okay. That really appears kind of racist. I am, as i say often, i am the least racist person anybody is going to meet. Stephen okay. Does anybody else say that . Not that i know. Stephen final question, sir. Tomorrow, you will be giving your first state of the union address. Now, you have damaged our reputation around the world and permanently disgraced the highest office in the land all in just one year. I mean, its incredible. Its a record. Stephen congratulations. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight the grammys get political. Plus stephen welcomes julie ch...