Im joanna gash rosco with the sports pains top league once one of its biggest matches moved over those protests but fast lane and real madrid refused to reschedule el classico. The battle lines of syrias civil war being redrawn as turkeys military offensive enters its 2nd week Syrian Government troops have entered the town of kabbani where the u. S. And kurdish fighters defeated us all 4 years ago the head of the kurdish dominated Syrian Democratic forces now says the group is freezing operations against eisel as it battles turkish troops. Battles also raging in the key border town of russell and kurdish fighters are filling the skies with smoke to try to blind turkish warplanes are fighting Turkish Backed Syrian Rebels on the ground meanwhile russia has stepped into the void left by u. S. Troops deploying patrols and offering to mediate a resolution and the u. S. Vice president is scheduled to travel to ankara to push for a truce or turkeys president says he wont bow to pressure back
Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. Thank you so much. Stephen, stephen, stephen [ cheers and applause ] stephen welcome to the report. Pittsburgh penguin, pittsburgh penguin, cheerio, jolly good to have you with us. Wot, wot. As you can tell, i am still in the throes of royal baby fever which has me worried because youre supposed to starve a royal baby cold and feed a royal baby fever and i dont want to eat english food. Me and the royal baby have so much in common in that both of our fontanelles are not closed yet. Its like a koosh ball up there. Of course, once the heir arrived, there was only one question on every newsmans mind how long is this still news . The answer, of course, until we get a baby name. Dammit. Britains new prince is named Prince George of cambridge. The royal babys full name is George Alexander louis. Stephen oh, theres going to be another king george. Oh, that makes me want to violently es
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cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. Thank you so much. Stephen, stephen, stephen [ cheers and applause ] stephen welcome to the report. Pittsburgh penguin, pittsburgh penguin, cheerio, jolly good to have you with us. Wot, wot. As you can tell, i am still in the throes of royal baby fever which has me worried because youre supposed to starve a royal baby cold and feed a royal baby fever and i dont want to eat english food. Me and the royal baby have so much in common in that both of our fontanelles are not closed yet. Its like a koosh ball up there. Of course, once the heir arrived, there was only one question on every newsmans mind how long is this still news . The answer, of course, until we get a baby name. Dammit. Britains new prince is named Prince George of cambridge. The royal babys full name is George Alexander louis. Stephen oh, theres going to be another king george. Oh, that makes me want to violently establish our independence all over again. Yes, i do. Who is
[laughter] youll be like, oh, its sold out. Just, like, wait till next year. The shows not that good. Ive seen it. [laughter] and please follow me on twitter so we can live chat during the show. You can also watch full episodes of tosh. 0 on flo tv live mobile television. Finally, i showed you this video last week and asked you to guess what i was reacting to. Well, here are your guesses. Was it jane lynch winning an emmy . [laughter] no, it wasnt, but she deserved it. I am a huge gleetard. I dont know. But it was recio from the black guy clip of the week . Yes, recio, that was you. [laughter] [audience ohs] were you watching the jets and the slutty mexican reporter . No. I find that hard to believe. The jets cant score on anyone. [audience ohs] [cheers and applause] gonna be a long year, sanchez. [laughter] you were watching the diffrent strokes episode with dudley in the bike shop. Oh you mean the molesting episode. No, i wasnt, but solid reference. No. Was it the Interrogation Room