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Sit down. Folks thank you so much. Oh, you, my brother, it was gorgeous and yum, why um. Thank you so much for being here tonight. I told you all about the recent surge of violence in iraq and how it caught president obama with his mom jeans down. laughter but you know what they say every brutal terrorist onslaught has a silver lining. In this case it brought back my old pals, the iraq pack, and they are sing the same old tune. Look, i think we should have found a way to keep an american presence in iraq. President bush did exactly the right thing in overthrowing Saddam Hussein. Im not respons...

Is being rapidly overrun by a terrorist group out of syria isis, the Islamic State in iraq and syria. These are some bad hombres. Isis has been described as better arms than the National Armies of syria and iraq, partly because iraqi soldiers are handing over their weapons and uniforms peacefully. Its no surprise iraqi soldiers are shiiting the bed here. Jim . Weve already seen just how ruthless they are. The militants claim they have killed 1,700 iraqis in just the last day. Theyre brutal. Very radical, very militant, very draconian. Steep how draconian . Theyve been announced by such Interna...

I chilled out. What am i going to miss the a twoweek period, right . Its the summer. Crisis on our boarder. The immigration nightmare. The spy scandal explodes. Crisis in the middle east. Republicans just announcing plans to sue the president. Toxic bombshell. Tropical storm watches for the east coast. Terrorists with nuclear material. Standing on the brink of allout war. [laughter and applause] jon twas the news that killed whiskers, or the fact i only fed him smoked deli meat for about a week. What happened . We were gone for two weeks. Lets deal with america first. This huge immigration cri...

In office, aaaahhhh if they were one man, they would have been born in 1854. Elected to congress in 1928. They would have died in 1944 and still held office for 70 more years. [laughter] and their name would have been tharly cockangel of the mississippi tharly cockangels and the basis for the tv show, tharlys cockangels. Both men were bailed out by African Americans. Its the subject of tonights democalypse 2014 always bet on black. [laughter] obviously the African American vote is always important in Charlie Rangels harlem and bronx district, but this year even more so because the 22term incum...

In iraq where american troops left more than two years ago, insurgents are making a comeback this morning. The countrys second largest city, mosul, is under control of militants. Jon whoa. Slow down, judge history. I cant believe the militants took mosul, two million people. Well, those rebels are going to have their hands full trying corral that town. Tikrit, saddams hometown, gone. The extremists control that. Jon [bleeped]. Tikrit, too, they took tikrit . Tikrit and mosul, the twin cities, as no one there calls them. [laughter] although now i think the militants will probably consolidate th...