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div class= gutr > and you, you can be next. well, it s time to make another connection. a game show legend return freak out here. leg warmers wine coolers and parachute pants for the ultimate eighties. pop trivia today eighties quiz show streaming now on fox nation america is streaming. all right. unfortunately, that is all thelh time we have left this evening. and if you haven t already, please check out my new series on fox nation, outlaws and lawman. all episodeson you can stream iv binge watch it. so to you nevers ever, ever, ever miss ans an episode of hannity monday ep 9 p.m..sday in the meantime, but not your heart trouble this fridayds night. greg gutfeld standing by to put a smile on your face put. a have a great night. yes, i m still not going homeknw with it s friday, so you knows. what that means. let s welcome tonight s t. like yes, she s like the show cops on tv s. it s the nineties ben often seen around half naked men joseph saves the world podcast be he creates more than a weight watchers meeting at raymond flanagan s backyard stand up comedian tyler fisher sees like hale small white and smashes windshields new york times bes t author fox news contributor got to work and his underwear can be by paragliders. new york times best selling author comedian, world championm tyruers now before we get too ne some new stories, let s do this . greg s leftovers. yeaheg slit , it s leftovers whi i read the jokes with the news this week. and as always , it s my first time reading them, so they . well, stuffed ground down joe mackie s pants and send him to the view packs formerly known as twitter has established new rules to allow users to post content. elon musk says that decision was made by his newest content s executive, new york governor kathy hochul, is ditching a plan for congestion pricing, which would charge driversg chai to enter the city s business district. she said the plan would only force new yorkers to move . unlike her face, i feel bad c to a newly transmitted fungal infection has been detected in new york city. al infecthe only thing you get r a visit to new york city is a fungal infection. s thyou re doing great? yeah. about fungal fungal, though. to help prevent shoplifting workers at tj, max and marshall s are wearing police like body cameras. customers are furious because this increases the likelihood of someone seeing them shopping at tj and marshall s remote tribe. finally connected to the internet, only to wind upon tri hooked on be in. unrelated news, pornhub will soon start accepting seashells as payment. i m off to the beach. the wall street journal reports that people are divided peop. jo whether it s okay to call someone without texting first. others report that they just wish someone would reach out at all and ask. very lonely friend of the show, alex hilaria baldwin are unveiling their new tl c t series for 2025 with the couple plus their seven children. it s like a modern day brady bunch, but with alice getting shot in the face, like, oh, on the electric front. ev fr senators are blasting the government for havinong three years and $7 billion to complete only seven ev charging stations. the government plans to build 500,000 stations and confidently predict that at their current pace it will be completed by the year 216,000 310. that s for real, by the way. paul krugman, a journalist, the new york times, asks the question, should joe biden downplay his success? that s like asking troy baker if she should downplay or looks back. i ll take it. jennifer lopez, her tour,ting citing a desire to be with her family. ws upon hearing the news, her husband, ben affleck, announced he s going tour. researchers are calling for on in-flight alcohol purchases to protect passengers health, but they added passengers on spirit are free to keep sniffing glu e. glue. related news after a british passengers were told to brace for landing, then spent hoursce on the tarmac. fellow passenger for james cordn entertained his fellow stuck travelerjames s. british airways thanked corden for getting the passengerss thet to actually look forward to dying in a crash. a new app tracks the price of a big mac at every mcdonald s across the united states to help users save money. it s such a great idea.y the apitp already has its firsts vip customer line item and finally, the world s loneliest man lives in an abandoned village, a mountain ls with just a horse. in fact, we have picture of him and his animal, which we don t even try to make it look like sa village, you know, and he ll just slap ite to people together. and now to the news where the dems rue the day they tried to put trump away. well, now that liberals weaponize the justice system against the once future president manipulating phony charges at trial the and ahe pao conviction that pandora s box is open and trumpers opy revenge. e after all, if democrat lawfare b is to blameinge, then two can py at that game. republicans from stephen miller to steve bannon and speaker mike johnson are expressing the need for f vengeance and not just the fun kind where you switch. maxine you wig with a family wak of ferrets. mike johnson s promising to use appropriations legislation and oversight to rein in the justice department. rrain inand course, the left wia has their gender neutral. in a twist over it. the washington post quote, trump wants retribution. this eye for an eye justicend d is real and dangerous. mother jones. trump anges obsession with reve, a big post-verdict danger. daily beast revenge would trump in the gop want moste what of all? well, boo hoo and the brain trust that is morning joe ismorn shakining g their boots. donald trump and his allies are ratcheting their calls for revenge against democrats. ahillary clinton be jaileds in response to his guilty verdict. donald trump is not messing around. he promises retribution and he serve it up.p an sd o with that, i mean, i m not sure what moreve people to know, given a lot of things that donald trump has promised trump have come to pas. great work there, mary.ther sorry to break the news, hon, but hillary still roamingy the streets in sweat stained pantsuits, menacing society. despite all trump s calls for jail. so it s good that mika admits a lot of trump s promises did come to pass, like building a healthy economse toy and bordc security, world peace. who else rememberso the good old days of 2019? not mika. when you re married to joe scarborough, you try not the to think of the past or the present day. thin thes the future either.i but the way i see it, trump s greatest revenge come november 5th. after that. enough with the revenge talk.s n instead, focus on incentives so this again, don t don t get vengeful, get maventud as in mutually assured destruction. let them know you re just as capable as they are in provino g that no one is above the law. it s not really about jailing people. it s about punishing crimes. because like mahatmapeople iingi famously said, don t start. none won t be none. kennedy, a should there be payback? and b, don t you think it s interesting that they re quakinn t yosting thg their booo they know they deserve it? they re the ones talking about reveng e, the time. no. it reminds me of hamas being angry at the response that israel had after they inflicted the worst massacre since the holocaust. so although a weaponized republican administration would be capable of retribution, i think it s horribl aadministen the country. i like what mike johnson is saying. i like that they wouldson is sds use and every other means to take stocapproprik in the jue department. and i want them to squeeze the justice department and make it smaller and more ethical. and i want them to do that with every othe r agency. you know, we talked about doing defund the police. d we re like defund everything. you know, that s what small minded conservativese police den libertarians wanted. so if they re using this momengt to make sure that these institutions cannot do that again, i m fine with that . i think vengeance is a horrible idea. and this administration, if there another trump administration, they should rise above it. i do, i disagree. rising above thingst. is overrated. e tyler if you were trump,u ge how would you get back at tould the dems for this sham conviction? i mean, you knoget baw i wasr to say everything kennedy said. i ve read word for word, but, you know, i think he he wants to wear this as a badge, right? he ll he can twist anything34 cu and make it good, right? 30 four counts. greg, nobody s i done it right. nobody s done it. el chapo couldn t do it. he do it. 22 counts. he did 22 counts. al capone a failure. nine days even. excuse me. even the zodiac killer. right? i call him the zodiac loser. i ll be out in the yard. catch me outside of the yard, greg. i ll be out there. it s going to say trump s yard. so i don t think.le yeah, i think. let hi the badm have the badge. you can t beat it. you can t beat it. let him have it anyway. and then what? she said that i do agree with kennedy that you don t want to weaponize anythingntiviz but how you incentivize them when they return to power. right? it becomes this ping pong. and i guess what i m saying is, do you think about is it possible to have mutually assured destruction to end the weaponization of the justice department? huh? i mean, that didn t happen. i think that s always implied. and i think, honestly that my issue you brought up kennedy like a lot of different branches of government, levels of governmenwhether rnmentt. my issue in general with this idea of one so-and-so s there or if so-and-so was there, i don t want to say this and that demands so much on whod is in what positio mn. and i think the fact that what happened to trump, i mean, i absolutely believe was weaponization of the justice system, absolutely was was obviously politicized. but i think that if we get my focus is on like, how did that happen? right. we should not let those positions of power to have that kind of power. not like, oh, when i want my guy in there. so he can do that to your . that s not i think that s not the answer. although i understand the impulse for people who are on one of the two teams. but i really do think that the n focus should not be on who s in power, but the amount of power those positions have, because it s really, really, truly a scary thing. it is. all right, tyrus, what dosometh you think? are you you need to do something. t stop they re never going to ask. i think it s funny when people people who spent the last six years with a coup and doing everything they possibly could, stretching the law, being martyrs and lying and committing crimes to findlyind crime, are worried about revenge. als mo it s not really revenge. it s like a bank robber steals his moneney and he s sitting in the house going off the bank, comes back for this. this is wrong. yeah. them like they went out of their way to get him out of officeffic. they commit i don t know how many different fake stories or in planning stories. a a team of hollywood directors come in to produce the january 6th thing. like they went above and beyond to go after hige m they had guys who ve just 34 counts of one crime that was expired and they did everything they could. he never did that when he was he n h. now he would say hillary deserves to be locked up, but he didn t have one of his guys in the doj resign and go hop on to where shet they lives and look for a crime on her. so what, they re afraid of what joe, with them all afraid of is that it s not revenge, it s accountabilitrebilityy. and that s the things like, oh, yeah, turn the other cheek . he gets in. you understand that last six years of work is out the window. yeah. so should be. there should be an accountability buddy waiting for you for those who spent this time. because here s the deal. if you were doing it right, you would stand it. t yeah, i d have to worryt about retribution because i follow the law. i seek d bashan the. i got the truth, so come get me. come g what saying. you w they re like, hey, it s all cool if you win. yeah. ohin no, that they re worried. > they ar thee worriey d, whh is why they re bringing up the r word for revenge. oh, not, ,kennedy. coming up later in the show, standup performance from comedian joe mackie. but first, possible vp s fi are sweating over 40 vibes, vetting if you ll be in the new york area and like tickets to see gutfeld, go to foxnews.com com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. bounty mega roll last longer so you can tackle something avocado, berries, butter, coffee, cream, drippy fingers, deviled eggs bo and empanadas, red and green bounty mega roll that you clean spills without runnin sug his glasses. it s been done bounty the quicker picker upper everybody wants super straight super white super straight super white teet smile new sensodyne clinical smile new sensodyne clinical awayink uct. and 24/7 sensitivity protection . i think it s a great product it s going to help a lot of patients when your home needs work. where do you go? 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what is does the whaouist do you think the president is contemplating he should dento what the democrats do, they love having the first, right? yeah. kamala, first black, the firstwa indian black woman, the first autistic. i it was so much the first down, the first one, the first and, you know, so we re going to have the first blind, bisexual, bipolar, biodegradable, nativef colo american chinese trans child of color. and it s going to be so great. but no, i he should think outside the box, you know, you know, have like a podcaster . someone s got to. ben shapiro would be a good vp. oh, yes. yeah. but i thin good but he dk he heg too ads too much. okay, everybody, my fellow americans, we are at war. bombs are going off because china got a hold of our nuclear codes. we did not protect our online data. that s why you have to use express bp, use code the bombe o for 10% off. or maybe bill burr,mb 10% he s funny. he s a comedian. yeah. open for him and everybody woul evee would tune in, right?w you know, my wife came home. she s watching the veep, right? we re makingomin illegal, right, on monday. it s called bills, right?it it s going to be five years in jail for every minute you watch the vide 5 io, that g, that s brutal. and then trump comes out i and think that. i think that would be his ideas. i likee cat. did you see who was not on the list? kristi noem looks like the dog got the last laugh. di, it s true. that s it s true. that s what did it she s was on the list. oh, of course she was on the list. but then she bragged about enjoying. bragg her dog. yes, probably a back story. not at all. do not take advice from corey lewandowski. yeah. where s oliver? yes. yeah. yeah. i think maybe he should do be someb speak, like to both sides of the aisle. like 50 cent? yeah. n wa have you been watching that? oh, my. like he, he was meeting with everybody and i just say, oh my gosh. wow. that salmy, trad, okay i m okay. and then he posted a photo with lauren boebert and then everyone went nuts only aboutt e that photo. so then he tweeted, wait, wait, guys, i took pictureso care with everyone. all you guys seem to care about is lauren. what did she do in a dark theater? hawhat ds been done. my god. hey, i don t have chlamydia, by the way. lol. that s my vice president at the very at the very least, he should do this show. oh, yeah, i think. sure watching, someone watching proby knows him. i ve asked him i haven t heard yet, but i m sure he de he loveo this show would well, mr. said yes, mr. said said 50 or 50 now i was going to do it. now what now. he s never going to do it because you just did he ve that. all right. no, vivek, no. nikki haley. no. ron desantis on this list. what stood out to you? i like byron donalds, doug burgum comes out of nowhere. tim scott. tim scott. there is tim scott. and here s the deal. you know what? no, no. haand no. doesn t need to be vetted. yeah, you know, she ll do what needs to be done. yeah. so there s no reason to vet her. she s at the top of the list. it s not like you re going l he to call her and be like, you re off the list. i m not doing that. aru know what happenedd be lik? you might mess around in the forest. you go, kennedy, do the sound. really? got it. oh, judgment oh, my god. oh, it makes me feel. ] makes me feel bad when i hear we you do that. how do you think kristi noem stanfield? oh, does it feel anything as dead? do you think this is a deflection, that these aren t the people that he s goingnt? to do something different? absolutely. yeah. i mean, he s going absol to dc some version of the apprentice, willo is going to crescend at the rnc in july. he s keeping us all guessing, waiting. he s real, releasing a little bit here and there. ang of thethe beginnin bachelor, you know, the chicks where he s making out with atthr beginning. they re never the ones he takes home to his familyver th. it s like you know that s interesting doug burgum is just a red herrineng he s been to the governor rodeo. yeah and it bit him in the, which kristi noem dog would have done that. but how about this? okay, if. if the person isn t s on the list, ideally. okay, so you don t want to pick somebodyo ideall. you don t want to necessarily pick the best person for the job. right. soa thbests in theersoan most votes, huh? what if he did do something i like totally wit different? like. like whom? somebody you know about white skin?. tatted. you mean harold ford jr close. close. i was going to say joe manchin . he s retiring and he just doubts his democrat party democratg anrenoun status. they need to decide to go independent. yes. he s no longer there. why do i make up these things? do you think maybe i haveagin a problem? but could you imagine him takinge hie be? somebody like that, just like cream in the out of the democratic party. in hewhat about fauci. he did a great job. can you do fauci? you know, you now, you know he d be on there being like you need your fifth shot every y. the first shot really was just to loosen up the vein to get it ready for the second.e dcoo we should have kristi noem go to his house, have dress up as a u dog, get him his vaccine, get him his booster shots. he means only in the most comical way. remember when he got really mad at jesse watters because jesse watters says somethinge go about shots and he was like, i m getting threatened by peopllike i me that can t dol feed. all right. do you feel that getting a calld overo a texyo t? 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so they re basically sitting on a gold mine. i don t thincory s helk they. have a clue. that s crazy. well, not everyone knowsn coventry st beli up.l this c thousands of people sell their policies for cash, even term policies. can se i can t believe they re just sitting up there sitting on all thisll cash. if you own a life insurance policy of $100,000 or more, no u you can sell all or part of it to coventry. eventu term policy for cash or u a combination of cash and coverage with no future premiums. someone needs to tell them they re sittin you reg on a goh and you have no idea. hey, guyins, you re sitting on a goldmine. do you hear that? i don t hear anything anymore. i find if you re sitting on a goldmine, call coventry direct today at 800 7986 200 or visit coventry direct scam it s the gutfeld debate live the gutfeld debate center hosted by five time nobel peace prize winner greg gutfeld. all right. some are suggesting not calling before texting tonight s gutfeld debate. should you text but for you call should our friends at thereetj wall street journal . they wrote another fascinating piecouowe, that very question. e and there are two camps, thosere who don t mind 2 a random phoner call and those who prefer a heads up text letting you knowt they re going to call you cat. they found that whilee some love to get a surprise phone call, others find nothing rude. and it s often panic inducing like, oh, there s an emergencyct . and then they re mad that it s not an emergency. it s like, oh my god, some? obody dead a no, i just called to say hi,e you know, why are you callinge me? yeah. yeah, i hate when people call me without texting first. i it i look at my phone, i m like, is this person really going to force me to do improv right now? ye s yeah. like, what is. you re not going to meabout. what this is about. yeah. you know, it s like you re just going to call me. t it could be about anything. i ve had no time to prepare, but. okay, ifimare but the worst tha you can do, like, the actual worst thing you can dot is kyra s off calling you rightr now. yeah, you can see, i feel like. i feel like i ve done something wrong. yeah, no, i m just calling. i feel like hello. likee. t s lik nonju i m in trouble. i m always like, you don t know how to answer. depending on what it s about you to be likeo, hello? or like, how about we re like, hey, what s up? like, you don t know. you what, though? she just hung up on me. i got a text or. no. yeah, but guitars i want to about on the show. pirates. there s no need for. all right. yeah, we re okay. i just called times, but it s on voicemail. yeah. i don t need back. you re blue. i think your necklace could be a belt for me. you kno.ou arew what, pirate? i want?cklace i have an app for my necklace. give you a battery? or you. yeah, that s great. okay. is your. you all right? so this is the wall street journal . the title is called don r reg? t you dare call me without texting me first. can you guess whict he to gender this? don t you dare call me without texting. without te. al no, no. because here s the deal. if you cal l, i m probably not ans going to answer anyway. and then if you text me that you called me, then i m definitely not going to call you back. whose life is this complicatedul ? important to where? like, only call me if it s an emergency. kiss kiss my ass if my. if i feel like calling you, i m going to call you if i want to text you first. but that s what that is, is is it s a polite way of saying, i don t want to talk to you. exe please text me so i can lien to you and say, oh, i m so busy you g world problems right now behind closed doors, hit back later. this is kennedy. this is a just it s people who had landlines. they call more often i o without texting data. e they actually doo. call you to say hello. it s not like it s not like so young people assume that if you re calling in bits to break up with themk upha or actually o not true. you just do that by text or t would completely ignore the fact that they were never alive. yep, exactlyy welive yes, preciy that. i long for the good days where you just dump them in the bay. i don t know though. so i think the proper etiquette would still be to text someone before you murder them and dump them e ber in the bay. yeah, i think that s. that s. you don t want to get them a running start. a runninkatie. i feel like i don t, i don t run before i get on a bicycle. like, i m going to pick one form of locomotion, one form of communication. so the call, you re goineg callu you. i m not going. i m going to walk around and be like, hind beingikit s m, it s.s i m texting to ask you to zoom. am oal i goingl you ? greg: t that s the worst voice i ve ever heard. i know worst was, but that s tht the the person who wrote this article, that s the voichenend u they haven t yet read. and you know what this person does? and grading it at least once or twice a week, maybe three times a week on the wall street or wl, they do thesejourna complaining pieces and it s like, why this person does , ing this when you re flying, why does this person do that? it s the same personwh . ll you know what this person does. tyler? i ll tell you what this person does, okayt they d these are the people that text short texts. that s me. oh, my god. they tried to frame. , ,,,.e an what s up? just to say once that. yeah , yeah.n yo and it s like you re sitting there, you going like, okay, what s going on? you can put it in one text. that s the crime. that is the crime. and then what t itn crimi we re, overly consensual now. you know what i mean? consenat i meat to make eye con, i m overly consent. we are. i that s what this is about. i want to go one step further. i don t want someone textingt g without me knowing. first, i think there should be an app called cannk b i texth right.ge you get an alert a is going can i know you can t text me, you know, then you know you useo the oral legend. somebody has to tell legendl girlfriend that school. gh oh she was so cruel. but you think about this oral legend, right? t to somebody who has to tell time like, hey, kennedy, can you tell tyler that? i want to text him? tes, you re.l ta i ll talk to greg at home. just call a man. do it.were we weren t doing that back in the day. like, you know, i m going day d a carrier pigeonse to your house to let you know there s a handwritten letter that will arrive in 300 business days, you know, just call me my. pronouns are pick up kathy talking to my girl. what is the impression gre you justg: what would you call. that era old timey impression? yeah. ye timressios. time h this is every old timeessi impression ness that she goton t was coming on the corner. if she s not going one twice, can you do that as s awok? a woke person now. but that voice. well i m feeling a little bit l prettyd my pronouns are he they them who, what, when, wher e and skedaddle. oh, real quick, before we go, did you guys see greg s excited hand dancese? greg? greg gets a point. he does this all. all right, watch it back. watch the greg hand dance whenwh excited. he s so excited. his other hand can t catch up to clap. he jusd heo excis other hat. it s just. i can t. i can t defend myself on this. i all right.ons an coming up, questions and answers. and doug lima, what someone needs to customize and save hundreds in car insurance with liberty mutual lets fly chief doug.behind m oh wow. i thought you were right behind . me only pay for what you need. every delivery man we family. what is it about cindy crawford ? 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tyler i d probably finish the wall. it would be a nice lego portion of the wall right. now, why not? why not a lego wall? yeah, the woke people love like ,oh, it s so, it s so playfull and colorful. make it rainbow for pride. whatever trick them. i mean, you could do a contract with lego and that thing could get built. mirun s what would you do with a million legos? what would you build? what would i buildlllegos whbuia million legos? legos?a of me. hmm. to sit in this chair right here. you know, legos? yeah, they are leg lego. f you it up on ap wh stick in my pocket and slap you aroundin. wha kat, if you.u what would you build with a million legos wouldn t build. i would just step on them and then it would figh?tet withy husband about who s going to throw them away until he did it unt. build you could build an amazing house. amg housy some. what i was thinking. know what i would build with a million legos, a leg o machinead that made more legos. so it would accelerate and the machine would keep making legos, which would mak ine wee another lego making machine. and pretty soon it wouldbe sel be self-perpetuating. i would take over the world a lego makinrpetuatitake og mace back and killed lego hitler. yes. oh you could. you could. you could. um. n. ar. bricks and so forth. yeah . applaud, applause god. bullies bully, bully, bully all right, cosmetics. what is your main and how do you manage it? let me get tyler. you don t have any phobias. my name is tyrus perry s. d what did i say? tyler. milo. tyrusas tyler. er tyler. talk user into one person. yeahne. of a note, though. we ran off together. my son. you have to be on top of mye on shoulders. yeah. listen, one small part of myrver life is all i can handle. do you have any phobias? is because you you can be. it can t be snakes, spiders or any. oh, no, no, it s. nit s people that i don t likee talking to. talking to me is my phobia. coen somebody that you just comes upme you is like hi andd o then it it and they justi keep going and goingneve and i never know how to end it w without saying shut up and go away. soithoaming it s like, i get non i see i always see him coming. yeah. i just hate that i gre get gey every time that comes in the room, you know, i get upset. yeah. e watter, you know. you t yeah. have you talked to himald to hi who did you say it? waters? waters? t ta he does talk to anybody, though. he s pretty private to himselfo . it s the breath problem , cat phobia. but i used to have, like, actually a really bad phobia of, like, blood and guts. but then i got over it. yeah, you. you had say, was chapter five, a and it was i looked downnd and there wa s. yeah. once your blood went, you know, your own blood and guts i had choice but to get over itr i out. i wouldn t recommen d the way if you need one. tyler, do you have any phobia? i do have .a of needles, which is why i didn t get the covid vaccine. mostly because my pediatrician, i was too tiny. was togi mean, that thin have gone through my arm. yes. also, fear of feminism, for surer sure that fear, that is wn toxic masculinity up on a date,c my goes into my stomach. iul at just can i say that? i guess he did just said it.> i just said i just said kennedy. i really i really don t don t have any phobias. no fears. i not i don t have fear of heightsar i m not cla claustrophobic. i don t have a fear of snakes or spiders ohobic or fire or st i don t i really i wish i had a phobia sounds like a feminist. i mean, i had panic. yeah, you know, i do. i have i ve had a fear that if. can t get i can t open up my eye s underwater. is that weird? i thought 1,000%. yeah, it s weird. and no, it is do is open.t you know, it s weird because i don t like i don t like having things below me. i don t like open spaces. i get things. being below view is weird. i do get in your stature house. i don t know if that s agoraphobia, but like. like, like with goggles on her. with goggles on, it freaks me out. i can t eveneven look.. i can t even look. i can t even look at. that s what i wouldn t when i saw poseidon adventure, the original, i had to walk out. what happene i sdoventurd to yo. you were baptized, greg? 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and i m like, i don t know. loike an get a very good lookd o at him. yeah, yeaokh subway s just gotten really dangerous lately. ever since they got rid latelof consequence. d of it s like recently i had this rule where if you bringe tr a dog on the train, it has to be fully enclosed in one of those dog carry and getha bae . but people can break in that role left and right. recently i saw a guy bring an unleashe i sad on the train. w so i wrote the subway authorityt and i said, hey, if you don t rl start enforcing your dog rule, eaoner or later a babyer going to get eaten, you know, because because people s can be greal st dogs with a great owner, with a bad owner, sometimes they eat babies. we all we all know that well ,anyway, the subway authorityhoy never wrote back. tha and later on, i realize b that may have been my fault because when i phrase it. if you don t start enforcing your dog rules, a baby s going to get that. sounded like i was threatening to eat a baby. all nd that s not i meant at all. that s how rumorthat ss start. g i m just always having these weird interactions with government workers. knwas washindinteran with wg mye park, and i know that sounds weird, but where i live, where it s all apartments, no one has hoses. people wash their car there because they can fill up bucket theiind ons now. but on this day a parksr worker didn t care for it. he said, sir, you can thtctn 20 your car here. i ve already gotten 20 complaints. and i said well, if you ve already gotten 20 complaints, she s put up a sign so you can wash your car. if there was a sign, i wouldn t be doing it. it s the same reason i stopped selling drugs in all those high schools, and that should have been the end of it. but this guty was prettyd col stupid. that s why he can t succeed in the private sectodn ther. and he actually said this. he said there s no sign that says you can t murder someone. and not allowed either. i said, can you put a pind tt in that? i want to get my joke notebook. soy joke n i can write thisdoin conversation down to make fun of you behind your back in different citieies. and i said, first of all, it seems to me like murderingyour someone or washing your car is kin card of an apples to oras comparison in that it s coming from someone that hates the expression apples to oranges, because it always made sense to me to compare different popular fruit.rough. but back to the subject at hand, if there was a signmurr that said no murdering allowedin ,i would just get the out of there. because you got to figuret that s where most of the murders were happeningofm. but this is the best time in history to be crazy. they re practically giving out awards for it because of the internet. like recentl outs for y on on ft day last year, a friend posted a picture of her and her dad frn with the caption happy father s day to the world s greatest daed and dad was pretty old. schroeder i said, hey, is your dad even on instagram? pretty old. and she said, no. and i said, why would you tellwl him he s the world s greatest dad on a forumd s ? 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Gutfeld

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The Five

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AFL round 10: Magpies vs Crows live updates — blog, scores and stats from the MCG

Walyalup/Fremantle prevail over Euro-Yroke/St Kilda despite a wayward night in front of goals, while Brisbane utterly demolish Richmond by 119 points at the Gabba.

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Amazon commits US$9 billion investment in Singapore to expand its cloud computing infrastructure

The outlay, to be done over the next four years, doubles the investment of subsidiary Amazon Web Services in the city state.

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Keep the umbrellas handy - you may want one every day this week, NWS says

The good news is that there won’t be much in the way of gusting wind to bring down power lines or knock your trash cans over, NWS Meteorologist Bryce Williams told the Herald, the bad is that the forecast for each of the next seven days in the Greater Boston region includes some chance of rain and wide swings in the daily temperature.

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