our panel gets to the bottom of it next. >> let welcome our nexts. she's hotter than a subway platform in july. i'm here tonight with jenna she's a author, columnist of outnumbered. weekdays at noon eastern on the fox news channel. >> she's as sharp as a tack. joanne. it's tv's andy levy. you didn't read one right one so i did for you. >> she's good with money so joanne will probably try to date her. sitting right next to me fox business network stock editor, her new book skirting herassy a new book. buy it. >> the lead. that's the first story. all right. waiting for the next part. she has a bone to pick with keith and mic. line stewart, the senior editor at the website was shopping at one of the train stores when the rolling stones song under my thumb came on. she could not believe what me is was hearing. she writes and i quote under my thumb, the singer boasts about he has gained control of his girl comparing her to a squirming dog. why does he have to hear about controeming his girl to a squirming dog. she decided to put her ph.d. in english and cultural theory to work if that's possible. she went home andczsñ confronte some poor traitor joes employee who then shifted her job to corporate. do you know who didn't have a problem with the music. this traitor joes customer. >> what did this do to that dog? i just have to ask. she snipped? tendons. that's what they did. they did something to that dog because dogs aren't supposed to walk like that. trust me. i did find it quite arousing. as always, on stories like these i like to go first to our expert on women's issues. andy. what is your take on this. is it legitimate outrage. is she so right that people need to be fired. should heads roll? >> look the lyrics under my numb are problematic. you can draw a direct line from this song written in 1966 to the killing spree. she's right that she shouldn't have to listen to these lyrics why she's shopping for vegetables. somebody argued. that she can shop for vegetables somewhere else. so she can put in ear buds and continue shopping at traitor joes. the company will know what songs not to play. i would prefer that trader joes do this voluntarily. if they don't, we may have to look into other methods of making them get it. they just don't get it. >> i think that was a reasonable response. i think we will touch on the name trader joes later because it implies actually a masculine structure joe being the trader. what was he trading. ? he was probably trading in mass oj eny. he hates him. paramore has a ph.d. in cultural theory which is a really important theory to have. isn't she well qualified to harass poor store employees just trying to get their work done over something as serious as music choices. >> i feel bad for her. the line out the door is a nightmare. secondly, if your life is that miserable and you have to think about the music that may or may not offend you. i think we should feel a little sorry for her. it's only a matter of time before obama regulates anyway. >> i heard he was calling her through this tough period because she was so wounded by this song, it caused her to rush home and publish an article. >> yeah. that's right. about a 50,000 word article. >> why don't they just play the crashes song lost in the supermarket so she can go get lost you guys probably saw this. when lou reed dies, she tweeted, rest in peace lou reed. you were the sound track to my 20s. there was a line in there. there she goes again. you better hit her. >> lou reed was nuts. lou reed was not what you would call a -- what's the word, andy? a modern male. >> no. >> no, he was not a feminist. anybody who knows, knows that, joe. when you go shopping, which is rare because you don't have any money, when stores play music that reminds u.s. of a back break up. is that tough because pretty much every often reminds of you a bad break up. you can empathize -- >> this is why i go shopping at trader joes because when i get there, i don't hear any of that music. i only hear my stomach growling because they have all of these delicious finger foods that have frozen that you can defrost. that's the only kind of cooking i do. >> i'm not paying attention to the music. >> she will write a sequel to the trader jose's music, that's racist. trader jose. >> that's a good point. if you go to the store and you're day dreaming about anything, it's food. when i go there i'm like a savage. i'm not thinking about the lyrics. >> it's interesting that she's songs can often make men feel aggressive or anger toward women. well, this poor store clerk that she went up to was probably angered by her but he's not going to kill her -- >> no -- because some people just don't kill other people. >> yeah, exactly. >> music or no music. >> exactly. >> she writes in the article that when she went up to this kid or whatever, she explained in friendly terms that i was a frequent shopper and heard a song. she says his first response was to tell me rather smugly that art was a matter of interpretation. so she was friendly. he was smug. >> to me -- this is like not another onion story. >> it felt very like an onion. here is my point on this. while she was probably upset about this or was definitely fake outraged because she had in her mind to go write an article about this. i bet there was somebody in a wheel chair having trouble getting into a bathroom at a supermarket. there was actually probably somewhere who had a legitimate problem in a public place and it had nothing that do with music. it had to do getting up a ramp or getting stuck somewhere in line. it had nothing to do with that music. >> she worked at trader joes because she was on deadline and had no ideas for articles. while she was in there the song came on and she was like -- that's it. i got it. >> that person never complains though. the people with legitimate gripe are not the ones that write the letters. they are the people who say oh, i bought the lettous. the lettous. i am going to sue. >> this is what you're qualified to do when you get a degree in cultural theory. what else are you going to do? you're not going to work in trader joes. they won't hire you. >> she's trained for this. >> first we started off supporting it and then we completely changed our tune. perhaps. people who bake can bent out of shape. governor chris christie and some new jersey legislatures want to impose a 75% whole sale tax on e significa cigs because she hate small businesses. retail teers are seeing red say one vape store owner. christie thinks the new tax could bring in $35 million a year or what o'reilly spends on ties. meanwhile they are treating gyms. they are asking a .6% health tax on yoga studios and gyms. we went to one to get a reaction. >> yeah. dogs on tread mill. running out of things put there. >> all right. the government is taxing healthy people too. i kind of like that because even though i hate taxes but there was the smoke ones that laugh at jerks that have sinful behaviors but i may have spent thousands of dollars on cigarette taxes. >> but you don't want to tax your way out of problems. i thought christie was supposed to be a conservative but now his instinct is to say well we're broke. we need more money. let's tax people. w you're going to destroy the businesses. you're ultimately going to destroy the product. they don't care because every trendy product becomes something to tax. >> i agree. but the other question was is christie a jerk? e mack, is christie a jerk for taxing something that could potentially save millions of lives. i haven't had a cigarette in eight months because of e cigarettes . apparently they are going to use the revenues to fund stop smoking campaigns. the health tax thing by the way -- stepping book. why don't you tax chantix, the anti-smoking drug that causes chest pain or suicidal thought. why not slap that with a tax. >> people aren't buying that. people who are healthy are going for the product that people are drawn to. >> joanne, just for fun, we should be taxing lap ban surgery. take something that affects christie at his gut and tax do an ongoing lap band surgery tax and tax lipitor lowering drugs or tax the things that make him himthier. >> it is not about health. it is about what makes them the most money in tax revenue. it's not about the health and about -- oh, kids are going to see these and they are going to start smoking. it's bad for the children because they didn't want they of that funding to go there. that is a good idea, though. about him tasting some of his open medicine. >> yeah, exactly. >> get him where it hurts, apdy. >> i used to love christie. i discovered chris christie. >> nobody knew who he was before. >> nobody knew who he was before we started playing the christie porn. >> well, a christie smokes person says governor christie wants to level the playing field between cigarettes and e cigarettes. let's even the playing field between something that causes cancer and something that stops people from causing cancer. >> do you know what it is. they don't read the literature. who are they talking to? it is infuriatinfuriating. >> the d.c. tax what they are doing down in washington. they are talking about taxing bol bowling alleys and car washes. that's my saturday night. >> they will tax anything that they can tax. they would tax a tax. >> they are going to attack clinics. >> as you know i counsel a lot of 18 to 21 year old women. a lot of them i manage to get them into the car wash business to make them a little bit of more money. the taxes are going to kill them. for their sake, we got to stop this. >> you should check out andy's car wash and cut off calender. it's fantastic. it's pictures of middle-aged men in cut offs washing old classic cars. there's holes in year spots. there it be a nanny state? the militant group that has seized key cities in iraq says it will start opposing islamic law. yes, in there and other areas. isis has banned smoking and guns. a document circulated by the jihadists outlays the new rules. smoking is banned. it also says that women should only go outside if necessary. so some of the rules aren't bad. back in april, members of isis were filmed burning stock piles of cigarettes and booze. that should have been considered grounds for wars. smoking of wasteful, another animal. >> hey, what are you doing? what are you doing? h hey. >> that's cute. >> when you need that much toilet paper it's time to change. no matter how much you wipe, you're still wiping. jedadia, shut up. >> they are banning cigarettes and guns. it's like america. we're no better than them. >> it's an anti-freedom zone. what do people expect. this is the opposite of everything that we stand for which is why we should have left some residual forces there to prevent this from happening. in we are going to invest money and blood in this venture then we should have done it right. this is what happens when we leave too early. >> exactly, liz. is iraq lost. >> yeah. it seems that way. it is splitting up. i agree. >> that happens in a lot of marriages and they still are friends. >> not really. >> what? >> mom and dad. >> do you see these guys walking around in the black outfits with the masks on. i am going to say something controversial. how are they different from the cue clux kan. yeah, they are pretty bad. >> i believe. andy go ahead and defend your heroes in isis. this is not the medal band or joanna cameron who is so cute. look at her. that's a real isis. >> you say all mighty. i say a lot of things can happen. >> you knew that she was fun. >> anyway let's get back to the horrible things that are happening. >> this is what a bloomberg presidency would look like. >> exactly. >> it's not a good sign when iran might end up being the good guys here. we might have to have them be the good guys. is the pottery barn rule still in effect? do we have to fix this or did the warranty fix. >> this is why we have to look at our borders. it's time to put up the most. we have to have the great wall of china going an around. that's where they are going to go. the ooos of islamic terror to flow to the least resistant which will be down south. jesophine, saw them destroying the stock pile of booze. you started shaking like a leaf. >> i shed a few years. i think really the only thing i can say about this and everyone should take to heart is waste not, want not. >> i wonder what booze they were destroying. >> do you know what it is. the booze that they don't like. i hate these people. i really hate them. all of this is -- this is an argument for border reform because if we can't beat the crazies abroad the crazies will come here and beat our broads. >> do you want to change the shape of the border or border security. >> i am calling it border reform. you can't fill a tub without a club coming up. first, what's in your local library other than books. if i said hookers would you stick around. well, then it's hookers. cute ones, too the cool kids. hit the skids. a new decade long study that definitely needed to be done has found that teens who acted cool in school were more likely to have problems in early adult hood. researchers followed 184 adolescents from ages 13 to 23 and reported that those who were dating and breaking the rules later became less competent in relationships and had more issues with drugs, booze and the law. said the author of the study said that their behavior may have linked to pope lar it. overtime. these kids needed more and more extreme behaviors to try to appear cool. what a brilliant assessment. if only someone had written a book about this topic. anyway. keep going. i didn't even think that was going to happen. that was really nice everybody. what a nice surprise. we asked a cool kid to comment. >> this is my smoking cat. >> do you see what i mean? once you start smoking, it's all over. >> i think that's an ecig. andy, are you an exception to the rule. >> no, my life is a complete mess now. you know what, i don't care. i was a cool teen. that's six years of high school -- if you're cool. those are great times, man. >> yeah, the last two years especially because you can beat up everybody. instead of spending time and money on a ten year study just watch pretty much any movie ever made or go to any high school reunion ever and you could have learn the same thing. >> that's a good idea. >> that's a good point. >> joanne you claim not to have been cool in school which is kind of strange since you've dated every has been 80s villain. does the study make you think about your life. >> it is but there are so many outliers in this study. for example, what kinds of high school, where in the country? so performing arts high school, uncool, you know? >> yeah. >> cool with money. a little more cool. >> yeah, that's true. i see what you mean, i guess. what liz. >> you're giving me a look. you do have something to say. >> what were you going to say. >> i was going to say, what do you think? i was thinking -- how do you measure cool. >> what is cool? didn't you read his book. >> all right. i will stand by -- you claim to like nerdy guys but i think you hang around nerdy guys to lure and date muscular bullies and you go home with muscular bullies. the best boyfriends that i had were the ones who were outcasted in high school with braces and acne because they didn't get these egos. so somewhere along the way they learned how to say i'm sorry. >> i sister joked and said that i was a virgin by popular demand. >> oh, you're beautiful. i hate your sister. >> you know, i was such a nerd that my acne had braces. >> look at how well you turned out. >> that's true. i am a superstar. >> it took a long time because success is incremental. if you get it too early, you self destruct because nothing makes you feel better and you've already blown your wad so to speak. i have nothing else to add. coming up, this is my favorite story or one of my favorite stories. the tickle bandities only slightly creepier than me but first a word from our sponsor. tonight's c spot is sponsored by outrage. in a can it's 75% internet troll meat and 75% pcp. that doesn't make since. no, it doesn't. outrage in a can. because it feels good. >> test >> test >> test >> test >> test >> test >> test he's not discreet when it comes to feet. the tickling bandit has struck again breaking into three homes this week near boston college. cops say the pervert who has been at this for a while came in tickle people's doors and feet. one man said quote, my roox mmm was asleep but he felt something tickling his foot. he thought it was the cat and then he woke up and there was a map crouching by his bed. the tickling bandit fled -- >> yeah into the other bedroom. >> yeah. exactly. lock the door. but eyewitnesss got a good look at this guy and police released this sketch of the perpetrator. >> oh, man. >> interesting. >> he looks familiar. >> he looks vaguely familiar. >> i don't know. anyway. liz, what would you do if you woke up and a person was tickling your feet? would you be grateful. >> i would have a heart attack. we had a transient -- similar thing happen when i worked at a magazine. i guy would come in and sneak around and smell our shoes. >> was his name chuck jones. >> he might have been. he was a messenger and we had another messenger who was the dart man. he would go in and throw darts at women's rear-ends. he was our messenger. >> that was your messenger? >> yeah. when they caught him daily news took a shot of him and he went like this -- i'm the dart man. >> you would have to be pretty short to do that. >> to blow darts at women's rear-ends during lunch hour. >> it seems like only somebody really short would do that. >> what a terrible joke i condemn. i condemn it completely offensive. offensive. >> look she's cracking up. are you okay. you're joking on something? what if he breaks into the wrong home and somebody is armed. whoever is tickling my foot, i would shoot them. i would. i'm sorry. it would be self defense. >> so it is risky but if you're going to have an intruder, i would have have someone break into my apartment and tickle my feet than kill me. i mean if i have a foot fetish intruder. that is the most harmless one. the bottom of my feet are are so ticklishi ticklish, i can't get massages. i can barely walk on the ground. that's why i basically -- >> what is going on here. is this true or is this a prank? i feel like it could be -- >> like a made up story. >> because i don't know. let's pretend it's real, liz. >> joe. >> i wrote this is definitely not a prank. >> okay. >> no, he's a freak who loves feet. definitely. >> whoever is doing this investigation is not doing a good job because they are not putting the people together. there has to be something about each case's feet -- >> right. >> -- that this guy is going after like pedicures -- >> it could be somebody who deals with their feet. it could be somebody at the footlocker. >> let me tell you what all of these people have in common. >> they don't lock their doors. they interviewed one guy and he said quote, there was a guy who came to our house last semest ir and he tickled somebody's feet in our house. we've been locking our doors. >> you have a weird fetish, don't you. >> no -- well. i don't think it's weird. i also think the way you said in the story, you said cops say he's a pervert. let's not be judgy. >> the man with an alternative method of pleasuring himself. >> everybody hear has a fetish. >> i have one. i like to be kicked up and carried around. >> no what. that's hilarious. >> i have one. i like to be put to bed. >> i like somebody to put me to bed. >> this is becoming the greatest secme sec segment. i to, i have to be put to bed. >> geez. >> is that a sexual fetish? >> you just want somebody to take care of you. joanne -- >> christmas music. >> really? she's smiling. she's back tracking. i hear it coming from her office. jingle bells all the way. >> what about andy? >> i really can't think of any. >> sure. every weird human being say they don't then it's really weird. if they say he don't -- everybody know bus but thanks t you. >> what's your fetish. >> thanks to you. you said it opt show. >> about you with your freaky cast thing? >> i just think that women in casts are cute. >> what? not car accidents but a sports injury -- a ski -- >> is that why you volunteer at the hospital saturday. >> we need to redo that cast. >> like a sports injury. >> are you a cast tickler too. >> i'm a cast scratcher. ma'am would you like your cast scratched? it's free. >> all right we got to go to the next story because i love this story. she hooks next to books. massachusetts have arrested a 20-year-old woman for profitist ugs in a public liar rabrary. speaking of books, check her out. the adorable britainy macantire allegedly approached the cop. they exchanged notes before she offered to do a sexual act for the exchange of $60. we're not sure what the sexual act is. but we guess it's novel. do you feel bad for her? she wasn't walking the streets. she was trying to do her prostituting in a nice warm place. >> i'm not surprised, actually. i find the libraries very sexy. >> it's not just because i like college professors -- yes, exactly. >> if someone carried you into a library. >> oh, that's it, man. they are going to have a really good night. >> andy, are you surprised when the prostitute is attractive. >> not real wily greg because i not gross like you. >> i like that she passed notes rather than talking in the library. it shows she was polite and raised correctly. i am with team britainy on this one. >> i argue that guys who look at porn do much worse than what she was doing in the library. >> this is free pr for the library. >> it is free pr. >> although, i want to have a talk with her. $60. you're worth a little bit more. know your worth, women. >> do you know what she is. she's a victim of the drug war. she's doing it to pay for drugs. she's there prostituting herself cheaply. if drugs were legal she wouldn't have to do this. >> i'm not sure -- i think she's smart. i think she went for the geek market in the library. so she priced it right. by the way, andy made an interesting point because this blew up on the internet about why is she writing it down? she should have checked out a book on legal evidence. i think andy was right. she was in the library and didn't want to talk about it sadly. >> i think we need to adopt her. red eye needs to adopt her. i was going to let her stay at my place. let her get back on her feet. i don't know if my wife will mind. do you think she would. >> it's for a good cause. >> i think she would think it's okay. >> i see no problem with that. >> i don't tell my mom and my wife -- we will bring her home. all right, coming up, is this 11-year-old white rapper the next justin bieber? i hope so. we need more biebers. i do a lot oresearch on angie's list before i do any projects on my home. i love my contractor, and i am so thankful to angie's list for bringing us together. find out why more than two million members count on angie's list. angie's list -- reviews you can trust. there's a new tween on the scene. i stole that line from special report. his name, matty b. he's a massively popular tween age rapper who looks like bieber but babier. which makes us wonder, is this evil? >> signs is invisible today. 11-year-old internet sensation matty b. has received millions of youtube views for his covers of popular rap songs in a squeaky clean kid friendly way. here he is doing jay-z's and rihanna's run this town. ♪ ♪ ♪ we're going to run this town ♪ meet me generation ♪ all black everything black ♪ getting ready for originals ♪ now i'm going for a feeling i forgot about ♪ ♪ on my way to the top, shortly says she's got a boyfriend ♪ ♪ our society is wonderful. here he is doing chris brown's loyal minus the n. word ♪ ♪ ♪ i ain't lying though ♪ ♪ ask that nerve you all about her ♪ ♪ but she's such a big flirt ♪ you will be doing all right if you ain't tricking yet ♪ ♪ that girl ain't loyal ♪ that girl ain't loyal ♪ wow we need to see much more of that. can we cut more tape, please? maybe ten seconds would have done it. we didn't need that. would you buy stock in this boy sensation? >> no. >> no? >> by the way i, i don't think he's 11. i think he's four years old. >> yeah, he looks very young. he's a young 11. by the way, isn't 11 like 5th grade. >> i believe it is. don't ask me like i would know. i don't keep up on than stuff anymore. >> let me take out my calculator. andy, on a scale of 1 to coconut juice how evil this. >> it's not all that evil. he is better than macklemore. obviously the cultural association is problematic but you knew i was going to say that. he's not the worst thing i've ever heard so good for them. >> that's true. what is the worst thing you've ever heard. macklemore no, maybe. no, adam levine. >> he also covers chris brown. is that a good choice for a young child to make? >> i mean, i think the kid is talented. where are their parents? they are the ones that paid for that. they are looking at justin bieber and somehow all of these kids -- they put out youtube videos or whatever and they become enormously famous and rich. i think it is parent driven so it worries me. >> so you're saying it's evil? >> yeah i'm saying it's evil times two. >> i don't know if you can multiply evil but -- >> evil squared. >> i can't remember where i am. joanne, when this kid turns 18, how quickly will you be calling hip up and beating down his door? >> no, i don't like the internet sensations because you're hot one minute. you're gone the next. i like a little more lonigevity. the only evil wart to me is all gang signs. he's doing a lot of handguns. which i won't even do on camera. a lot of people. >> reporter: wonnere wonned iri how i got so many views. i think a lot of people are seeing it overseas and thinking it is justin bieber. they think justin bieber has that benjamin button disease. >> okay. >> oh, goodness. is that a child or did somebody else have the benjamin button disease. >> no, it was a child. no, you never know. don't go for the obvious answer, i say. go for the most obscure answer you can find. chances are it's right. that's not a horse. that's a zebra that fell in black paint. i don't know what i meant by that. >> it sounded good. >> yeah, it did. all right do i have time to move on or what am i doing? 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>> yes. >> it is. >> that is an interesting sensation, i might add. and jedadiah i'm guessing you have worn weirder things? . >> i probably have. >> you dated a fireman? >> fireman? he'll throw you over his shoulder. >> there is only one person that should northbound a costume in that nature, that, my friend, is spiderman. i don't understand this. if you want sensation, you put more layers on. what about naked skin? isn't that more sensation than whatever that cloth is? >> i don't know anyone that finds satisfaction in not being able to move. it's like sleep paralysis dreams where you can't wake up and move and breathe. part of the fun is that people don't know who you are, like being like you, all the time. >> nochlt all , no, because then all of myselfies would like the same. which one am i? i don't know. and how about just doing drugs? >> so you're telling our viewers to do drugs? that is great, joanne. >> i didn't say that. no. i can maybe do the suit. but wrapping in plastic? >> yeah. >> i don't get the wrapping in plastic thing. >> wrapped is killing our culture >> some of them are vacuum sealed. >> yes they get really tight. >> can you die from that? >> i think you do. we're told never to do this to our children. tokyo club has 100 members i'm assuming you applied to be one sth >> i'm shocked this is happening japan. >> what are you imply something >> on the other hand, is this weirder than dressing up like batman and looking on fire escapes? probably not. >> breaking in and tickling peoples' feet? >> you're a weirdo. would you like him dressed as batman to carry you? >> i would. >> yes. >> it's all so beautiful now. >> yes. >> actually, i'm not the one. you don't have to be interested just have a little cast. i don't want anything signed on it. just like the cast to be -- >> i can't wait until the next time i bring this up on the show. and you're like i can't believe you're telling everyone. >> that does it for me, jedadiah, andy, jennifer, liz. box. >> tonight on huckabee. insurgents are sweeping over iraq and sweeping to the cant kament. >> it is not like we haven't sewn it coming. what is the president thinking now? any action that we may take to provide security have to be joined by a sen sear effort by iraq's leaders. we can't do it for them. and >> they are afraid the republican establishment is