>> we actually say swath. >> i am swarve swarve. that's a different thing all together. touring america i have slowly worked out a kind of route one humor valve which normally works. >> the thing that always surprises me about england and london is i think americans and myself included always have this idea about it being this incredibly elegant place, this place of -- not to be totally ridiculous but folks walking around nicely -- >> charles dickens, victorian. >> something like that. every time i go over there -- >> you get shot at. >> i leave my hotel to try to find some place to eat and i go out and leave the restaurant and it's 11:00 at night and the pubs have just closed and the amount of people just come pouring into the street urinating and vomiting is extraordinary. >> it's repulsive. >> it's totally repulsive. it's so not elegant. >> i'm with you. americans look to britain for this great sort of bastion of decency and politeness.