and happy thursday day,so g everybody. >> so great to be here. so ireat to be youf you want a k example of hysteria, look no further than the pronoun just years a handful of years ago. >> this was never a thing. no was one talked about it. it was as rare as hunter biden wearing pants. a su then all of a sudden it became a thing. it grew, multiplied even exponentially. it was like mold or rabbits. d >> mitt romney's family. and the reason for thi thiss abu is pretty simple. kids create a craze that's about themt ho that brings attention to who they are and why wouldn't they embrace it? it beats eating tide pods o reading a children's book written by julie banderas that'll sell a copy. suddenly it became compulsory, specifically for the peopllye, the kids who had to play along. >> it wasn't just. hello, i'm grehat are g. and i'm busy. it's. hello, i'm greg. and if you don't refer to me yog to reportn you to the principal. >> which is weird because i should be out of school, especially with the restraining order. >> but what pronouns offered was an option for trulnouns ofyn but needy people to gain attention and power over anyone in theirpower ov t vicinity. no longer did you have to do anything interesting or becomeo in an area that might impress people. it was jusit me, me,t me, me, me disguised as they them ord lang theirs, which destroyed language. imaginuaimagintelling e tellingm you're having a friend over for dinner and she asks what tim ti and you say, oh, they'll be there at seven. and your mom mom scr? then, of i didn't make enough meatloaf for that many people. rse,and then, of course, she stg drinking and crying and drinking and cryin g. >> and the next thing you know, you're covered in blood and cake mix. >> you see how it screws up? basic communications. but it's worse because that bece it's not about pronouns. it's about people. ot and people connect not through differences, but similarities. and you neveanr frontload a fira impression like, say, at a job interview with personal demandio that makes it about you. which is why i can safeluty. on >> i've never metha one interesting person who led with their pronount because they didn't have to. but thankfully, this fad is dyingthis fads dying., are ws madness. take the school system in newportn , vi news, virginia. according to a new school sch policy, the facultooy needs usea written permission from parents to use a different d name ord'si pronouns than the ones on a child's official record. >> now, true, in the good old days, parents only had to sign a permission slip for field trips, not power trips. but at least nowve a have a say, which means if little tommy has be into believing he's a girl, you can't call him tammy unless his parents say so . >> and the school says nobody be fto use ad to use anybody pronouns. so you can't be coerced into g this gender hokeendey. god bless newport news for having some or ovaries. >> i didn't check. they're kind of the same thingbu ,but thankfully, no, they're not. >> but thankfully, b the school recognizes that they don't have more rights than a child's parents. and once that's done, you stop feeding the flames of a stupides fad because that's the nature of hysteria. >> it arrives and.human >> ihit scares people into obeying, even if there's no foundation for it. examn is filled with examples.s >> the salem witchwi trials, the monkey men in india. >> the disturbing growthurbingpe of recipe books by annoying morning people.ke take the dancing plague of 1518. it began in strasbourg, france, when one woman started dancing in the streets and didn't for almost a week. >> within a month, four hundred with afflicted with the i urge to dance, often passing out from strokesnfh th, attacks and exhaustion. authorities had no idea what caused this like state, but they tried to exorcize this demon affliction tried by constructing a stage in hiring dancers and musicians .ic but by indulging it, it only made it worse. so the madnessians to germany, . holland and switzerland. i believe we have an example of oh, they ha.d tape of thoseee times. n. of course, they never found the root cause of this affliction. does it sound familiar? well, just a few years ago, none of this pronoun, no existe. all we had was this pesky thing called biology. it just never even occurred to anyone to second guess that. but by 2023, it changed, and we indulged the change. change this performative identiy theater flooded social media, poinh is the pusher all pointless trends and in infected schools and the workplact e. you could get fired from your job for making the wrong guess about a pronoun pronoun. and it's literally a federal case to call somebody he just because he is one. >> but the bigger story is that years ago none of this existed. now its. does because like most trends, it's easily amplified. it greed it w fast because thers a low bar of entry and it made people feel special and feeling special trump biological facts young whespecially among the yog who are already at odds biologywith biology, especiallf they have red hair and it saddled you. you can't find a kid smiling with red hair. >> doesn't exist. we look spent hours not and it addled the rest of us with new nd crules customs to accommodate the afflicted. but now we see the whole thing's artificial thing. n bun we realize that pronouns are now like mad bonds, a tren d that would have happened if david beckham just focused on soccer. >> but the fact is interesting. people don't need to lean into their preferred pronouns. >> they are just who they are. but for a while, gender ideology gave the needy something to set them apart. i exist outside the boundaries of science. they declare your gender binary doesn't apply to me. now do exactly what i say or i'll make trouble for you. but the hysteria is waning. perhaps the whole grift got one day. and let's hope it won't be long. everyone will lookth're just bas era and wonder how a mass psychosis convinced so many people that biology doesn't exist. and we can go back to judging people by what really matters, how much money they make, because nothing is more gender neutral than an very literally, literally gender neutral. let's welcome tonight's guests . as a matter of fact, his dates to accept pal, comedian and co-host of the jim norton and sam robert show, jim, she must hate the surgeon general because she's always smoking. >> financial analyst heather's on my radar. he enjoys cooking libs like a full rack of ribs. chef and restaurateur andrew gruel. >> he's like vanilla pudding, cool, white and popular in nursing homes. >> "new york times" best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. >> jim i never tire of saying, i'm so happy to see you. >> i'm delighted to be. here, greg. thank you for having me on your show. oh, my pleasure. my pleasure. can i ask question that was written for me by one of my writers. sure. i'm a cancer. >> jim, if you are a cancer i society. yeah, that's right. that's okay. jim, as someone whose pronouns are can't sell tickets, what are your professional opinions on? this topic? that sounds like it was a really biased, mean spirited question, probably written by a comedian who doesn't sell many tickets as you. >> well, then he's selling zero tickets, you know, to zero. how do i feel about this? i kind of have feelings about it. like a lot of the people. like, one of the things they said in the article was that you can't tell teachers refer to them as a pronoun because it's their first amendment right. and a lot of the which is kind of correct, but people believe that then they should also feel that way about people who kneel during the star-spangled battre or people who burn the american flag. like if you're going to use the first amendment, then use it to crush things that you disagree with to yeah, i don't have kids. i think that there is like a fat fanaticism with pronouns. i respect them. i don't like to be legislated into respect. i don't want to be forced into, you know. so good comparison might be oc they do the pledge allegiance and you don't. it's like compulsory, compulsory language. so saying like i'm going to say the pledge of allegiance is consistent with not using pronoun. kind of. yeah. i mean, or kneeling during the pledge of allegiance which is making more of a statement than using a different pronoun. but yeah, i mean, i'm fine with all the speech. i don't really care. i don't have kids, so i'm not concerned with how they this. >> all right. i'm well, what about everybody else? that's their problem. >> and when they're paying bills, then jim will care about their. ir >> that gives you an idea fo r a new segment called back to their problem. on that's great. it doesn't affect anybody at utp on the panel. heather, though, you have offspring. yeah 's true., i do. you >> that's true. f unfortunate for her. yeah. do l you feel like this is ait e trend that's near death? it feels like it. lsed becaui'm of saddened becaut so much content out of these pronoun stories. i don't know what i'm going you to do to fill that empty hole in my life. i do. i don't thin do?don'tk near deal i think you will have a long fu tufuture of continuing these segments on the pronouns. i do like that. >> governor youngkin did push back and he said, wait a minut e beca ,i'm firing back at the school systems because they're allowing minors, littl you know, as a mom of ane ample, eight-year-old little girl, for example, to fo to for her to sae wants to be a man, i don't think at eigk at eight years olm again, i'm her mom. kee to be in charge so of her pronouns, at least until she's 18. soat at least governor young can push back enough to newport news and said, hey, , have to gt parental written consent. and at the end of the day,al it's a political issue. it's about protecting the kid's py and, safety.hether and it goes back to whether or not you want the kids to wea o r mask or even teaching them explicit conten t in first grade. and it should come down to theae parents, ultimately, their decision. jim, you may hav ke someday, but i know i won't. never myou've never met my wife that andrew. >> do you ever use pronouns in your kitchen? >> if so, elaborate. no don't u we don't use pronoune kitchen. but, you know, i got to say, i'm going to go off script. that was really hurt t t. the knock on the recipe books. yeah, so? so i'm going. recipe i'm going to lean into my feelings and my pain. and you didn't even address me by my pronouns pain. did when iu here, which is medium and medium rart whiche and not addressing me by my pronouns, i think that my mental health is at stakmy mentae. end. y >> steak. steak. wellea see, john fries, you see, you see what i did there was. but at least those. those are. i'm going to i'm going to go alonalong withge littlg with the circus you've created rare and medium rare. >> at least tell you something that is usefult is use. yes, that is true and accurate. and the meat's dead. ie. iot like they car not all the time. oh, that's. oh, yeah, yeah, that's. i don't think i want to knowinki more about that, andrew. no, no, no, no, no, no.'m i'm still thinking about jim having kids. so, yeah, we got a lot going on here. th >> yes, yes.is cra do you think this craze is finally waninfinallyah, it's yeah, it's waning. look, we pulled our kids out of school, a public school originally, and it's hardth. enough on the teachers to begin with. you know, these teachers get a list of all the namechers s. of, and just imagine you get a list of, like, 22 kids names on the first day of school. you got to remembe on the firsrh they all just you picking their nose. you don't know who's who and what's what. eml jeirand got to remember thew so my my son in public schoolho for six months, they call them ,right? >> his name's william. they call them jimmy. we just went along with itublicl we just went along with it.. so. and now you throw proteins, proteins, pronouns we ju. >> and i'm thinking about the meat. yeah, i'm thinking about the meat. you thro proteins,onouw pronounh and it's all over these poor teachers. >> so it's jusinking at now, jir we actually just don't even give them a name. >> so we just it's silencehers. silence. now that he's that, that oh, he's going to have an interesting childhood cat. if you were growing upve a thisy era, douo you think you would have gone for the pronouns? >> see, you're you're thisbout y is this monologue is really about you. >> you didn't needou that sort of thing. >> you're just an interesting person. well, i can make anything >> i can ma. >> i actually agree with a lot of what jim said. i mean, for the pronoun thing overall, if being called them makes you happy, you have one life to live and i'll call you. yothey them and that's fine. >> and i also completely agree it shouldn't be compulsory though. yeah. first amendment across the board thought shoue , of howl you feel about the speech. >> but when it comes specificallye speech to kids, it i don't have kids, but i do have a dog. >> yes. which a lot of us childless childlesmillennials to as our k. yes. and so he goes to doggm y day care and if i went to pick him up from doggy day daycarick himi was like, how is carol today? 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ta, th in atlanta, thieves ran into an amazon truck and stole multiple ieazonpackages. meanwhile, a fedex driver in tennessee told cops he was stoppe e wasd at a red light when several cars drove up and blocked him. see thised light is why i neverp at red lights. thank you. as many as crooks hopped out and broke into the tractor trailer, stealing of packages and leaving several strewn all across street. expla which would probably explain why i still haven't got my workouthaven't shorts yet oy kamala hasn't gotten that book. she ordered. or. or got joe biden his underwear. >> but it seems like a stupid kind of theft. whatever you grab, you have no idea what's in thaidea what. c it's just like that club gym took me to in thailandji. >> so is off limits anymore. it's been a free for all in stores across the countr so y. and now delivery trucks are also targeted. what are we law abiding tr are als supposed to do now?to do we start making our owne ou goods at homr e. i've already started. look, i made a lamp and a footstool. and here's my new guest house. >> meanwhile, the nypd is putting a hiring freeze on newmeanwh because of budget s fueled by a multibillion dollar migrant crisis. this is bad since the department already is struggling to replace 3000rec uniformed cops who've retired or since 2019. a police union leader says this hiring freeze is going to turnt the nypd staffing crisis into a public safet y disaster. it's true. pretty soon there will be no copsit ity soo to strip at my hy party. >>p my hol i know i'm the real . here, heather. all right. this is what driveis is whrive okay, so when target waseir targeted, their stores just a fg shut them down. they didn't put up a fight. th gangs come in. they didn't do it. they just shut the stores down in harlem, oregon, wherever.r. now you have the delivery people getting targeted. when will the companies or the insurancthe companies actually stand up and say something? >> well, it's interestin andgnoo you mentioned target. they i'm not going to bore you with stats, but they had their earnings thiins week. ceo brian cornell said, look, customers are thankfulll says, ' put up these glass. i don't think they're bulletproof but like glass protectors for all ofe es the merchandise, especially out in queens. >> they're doing i t. >> and the customers are saying this is great because they had no b inventory on the shelves. as there was no stuff to buy. and you know what? as a consume ar it's going to cause the prices to go up. it already has because of thecot thef theo t. yes. it's not just inflation. so first you think, all right all haveou a brick and mortaricn store and that didn't work during the blm riotsd-g in chicago, in new york. and so now you're moving to e-commerce and the poor. look at the poor, helpless woman of the amazon driver. got >> what about her? when is jeff be