Forget building the wall. What this country really needs is a roof. A leaked video revealing numerous UFO sightings by Navy personnel is authentic according to the Pentagon. The July 2019 film shows, not flying saucers, but three pyramid-shaped UFOs hovering at night above a warship off the San Diego coast, then diving into the ocean. Recently strange fireballs have also been sighted above Los Angeles. (It must be true; I saw it on Fox News.) Department of Defense spokesperson Susan Gough told Fox the “photos and videos were taken by Navy personnel.” NASA’s Mars Rover found gas on the red planet suggesting alien life, and there have been possible signs of extraterrestrial life on Earth’s sister planet, Venus, substantiating the book title “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.”