0 that didn't go over too big atro the governors meeting. o all right. that's it for us tonight. i hope you enjoyed thihos week i shows as much as we did.ur don't forget, always set your dvr. so you alwayo yos get to watchms the angle if you happen to miss it live, which you should never do. mberremember, it is america now and forever. and we'll ser e on monday. >>r but for now, greg gutfeld takes it all from here you that's what people look. you look at you for yourself, you animal. as alway >> happy friday. and as always, on a friday,e thn the thing we do first, weonight welcome tonight's guests's. t yeah, you're that music first smile so big she uses a swiffer for a toothbrush. former fox newa sws anchor patt. ann brown . that. look at that. when he flies, he neverroom complains about leg room. just get dreamliner. johnny, joey, joe , oh, yes, she has to put rocks in her pockets on windy days. kae x news contributor, cat to and finally his shoe size is escalate. my massive sidekick in the nwa world heavyweight champion pirate's. t all right, before we get toow some news stories, you know what? >> it's time for greg's leftovers. oh, man. >> yeah, it's leftovers. where i read the jokes. we didn't use this week.t and as always, it's my firstese. time reading these, so i'm very nervous. here we go . a.peveals a a recent ap poll reveals that a majority of democrats would not support a twenty twenty four biden presidential campaign. in responsn in the e, joe said does run in 2020 four, he promise it'll be a great first term. >> struggling retailer bed, bath and beyond recently avoided a bankruptcy bed filingf after an injection of two5 hundred and twenty five million in funds. unfortunately, that shrinks to one hundred and eighty million once creditorst use their 20 percent off coupon coupons are murder man. >> that's a lot.r sugges at san francisco, city supervisor suggested legalizingn following complaints that it's taken over high traffi ovec are for the measure passes, canz ho go about their business as longc as it's in the back of a prius . count me out pri.us tues, before the state of the union on tuesday, mitt romney went afte afterr congresn jorge santos, berating him forng lying on his resume. >> desantis respondeds by accusing romney of fibbing on his resume, where he says >>publican in a new interview, armie hammer as the actor, his estranged wife,r elizabeth chambers, claimed he broke her heart in nine million pieces nine . >> to his credit, though, he did eat all of them. she claims to like cannibalism . >> i know padianhe c wasn't awae of that following his official retirement from the nfl, tom brady stripped down to take an underwear selfie when asked sel if it was a trap intended for exwife to sell, he replied, no,n only fans see, because it's a double entendre. pop star sam smith made headlines this week afterb smit a satanic themed performance at the grammys. the performance had many industry experts wondering if he sold hie ats soul for some pancakes that actually samr nonbinary, which means nutritionists were really ahead wa the curve when they warned us to look out for those trans fats. >> oh, boy. truly a leftover arnold schwarzenegger reportedlyr involved in a car accident sunday morning after a womaner riding a bikvee swerved into his lane. everyone is fine, which is goodt becaus time last time arnold hit a woman he barely knew from behind, this happened to . that's good. you leave arnold alone. a yes, he's my hero.my miseictures of ben affleck's miserable facial expressions while he was at the grammysssio saturday night gone viral.e >> the last time ben looked atay and happy was a screening of all of his movies. >> finally, a sleeping commuter on a new york city subway awakened to find a large rat crawling all over his body.a it was such a disturbing sight, several of his fellowfellow passengers actually stopped having . now. yeah, let's do some news.. okay, bu t first, we're letting you choose what we're going to cover. >> it's time foru the audience. . >> just some the story,story. the drill. e i give you two topics. and whichever gets the most applause win ss. woul it's the same way lou dobbs would win wet t-shirt contests in the week ending february 4th. >> the advance figure for f unemployment claims waors one hundred ninety six thousand, an increase of thirteen thousand from the previous weeks. ase ofunrevised level of one hundred and eighty three thousand. it's a slight uptick unrevised,t does this mean for our economy m going forward? >>oney for okay, let's hear your applause. wow, wow.. that's tyrus applauded. here's the secons the second story. >> the canadian teacher with giant fake, filthy,. [hooting] >> filthy, filthy people. well, big wins again. hit it if it happens there. youe we report down here. you're watching zumba canada, 2023 week. twenty one . i much happier you remember her. >> the teachers whose are sor whos big you'll sherpa to climb you them. >> well, she's back. a a brand new photo was taken of her inside the high school where she teaches students how to work with wood. now, around her wouldroun definitely doesn't mean they're aroused. >> but speaking of wood,d bu she's hobbling along on a pair of crutches with an unknown injury. however, she falls over, i'm confident will bounce rights back . tha and when students saw those shadows, that meant six more weeks ofmeant si the size of dou . talk about the school of hard knocks to beef up this segment. >> here's some more trans newsmu from our neighbors to the north western university in ontario.r ne reportedly installing one hundred and fifty machines onta thatn's bathrooms will dispense tampons. it's part of an initiative to support, quote, students who . it's for >> i know. didn't there used to be a name for people who did that? we'll have to check with my gynecologist, piab. >> you're a woman, allegedly.b.u >>'r yes. did you ever think you'd live in a time where men ? yeah, the whole thing is crazy.n and you. my question really, though, is why do these college students, regardless of which s bathroom you put them in, that they're entitled to free menstrual products to begin with ? >> you know, and the problem is the is the philanthropy, among many other things. but the university of western university put out a statement saying menstrual products arens not a luxury, they ared. a necessity, period. >> y yes. literally, literally. a but know a lot of things ares necessities. they all need clothing. t >> they need toilet paper. is everyone supposed to provide these things for them for freean ? and then to once you were delusional, who went to people o who claim their . but i have periods is just crazy. okay, so joey, johnny, joey, whatever your name is today, i don't know.our na ha hmea ha., i don't know. look at these two stories.thes effectively, what you're seeing is a we're looking at a cultureb that's paralyzed by fear of being ostracized. so we're seeing a delusion take place. seeit nobody can pop that balloon, so to speak. >> you know, someonenobo who is a huge fan of gianto is and prosthetics really didn't think somebody that up for me. yes.t up for me yes. i don't get it. i think that if you go through h the surgery and that's just the size of what you came outam with , that's one thing. right. but when you're describingou don't in the morning with thernn wig, like that's still a dude. and he doesn't get to wear themr to school. right. like, my kid can't wearm to anything to school. they let him wear pajamas to school, which is ridiculous. he wear sweatpants to school. ea but now they've got teachers wearing just giant prosti to school. >> i don't get it,gi manan.choo. no, it's the thing is , he is a fetishist. >> yes. he's not a policewoman. fetishisthis perversion. say yeah. kat the or he is pulling off, like i say, at the greatest prank ever. it's now1 we twenty one weeksek he's been keeping truen to for. >> i mean he is not breaking character at all. even when he skydive alls in his wig fell off. . he i he is gorgeous though. let's be honest. heart >> i mean eat your heart out. sm sam smith for armie hammer. yeah, cat. oh, what's wrong. >> no, i just i said last time we talked about this with somebody from canada, please reach outac to me and gie me any inside information. so i h i have something more to add because it's is like basicall y we're talking about this again because there's a photo with crutches. right. that's all i neea.d more . i need canada.s up i need your help. and honestly, i did nolat brinsg this up last time, but i am going to go there this time and say you guys owe me because owe me people like me have contributede a lot to your economy. that is . so what about tampons?ed a no, no. lot tpeople.econom >>y. i'm serious. what? because people like me who werew nineteen years old, living anywhere around the detroit earsarea, spent a lot of money getting drunk legally in windsor? no, i had no idek legally ina. okay, and it wasn't alwayss easy. when the next morning when you wake up in thatp in a hotel room witu of your friends, okay, yes, but i did it. your canada for your economy and youp need to reach out and help me,er because next, every time there's a mention, the teacher, we're talking about tea the teacher again, tampons. i don't i'm pro tampons.tampons. like, i don't know, like, you ep know, it's more expensive than a tampon not having a tampon. >> that is true. think about it. yeah. in your face. tampon haters. haters. all right.yo here, you knu know, tyra, how te was like, if you look back in the past, they have names for eras like enlightment. the dark ages isn't just likee e the delusional era. >> like we're not allowed to poke this poke the hole in this thing. no, it's the dum? >>b era. >> and are you entertained? yeah, no, no, you you voted for? this. >> you entertained. ted. you got what you wanted. are you not here to change? theri'm with cat on this one . >> there's just so no. presidet as as president . who would say they're they're this here, you know. but here's the thing, ladies. you thought the fellows tookou g too long in the bathroom now. yeah. where do you see us come out with tampons in our nose like ul luco absorbent these things ares these are amazing. oh, there's so many things that use them for. ments fo it's going to lead to moreone th arguments, more problems. one thing from frivolous, tampo though, why is there a tampon in your truck? oh, i was in the bathroom last night and i grabbed one bybed accident, darling. so, i meane by, you got that gog for you. yeah. next, the breath mints i to thn the dental dam. dam. yes, it's true, though. the it's like if you think about toilthey run out of toilet paper, a tampon, tampons likepo a super absorbent roll of toilet paper. i said i had a bloody nose once. yeah. and my mom, thinking fast was like here. toil and i was like, oh, thiset is perfect. it absorbed everything. it has a little string. i can pull it out. it was amazing. no idea that my mom gave me a tampon to stick in my nose.ta >>mp buton hey, bloody nose wasc gone. it >> there you go . i think we're absorbent. i felt very fresh. this is quite an instructional show, i have to say. all right. he' we must move on . n up next, he's a liar, no doubt. >> but can they kick him out? 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they tryin g to get me fired? get m that's like tucker carlson trying to be the sto p sunning my . greg, the american car people dt care about me lying. they're focused on the super bowl going eaglee s. they'r so will be watching the super bowl. >> i will be watching the big. game. great. u watch th got a lot of money po on the team from philadelphia. and let's just sayy on if i los i'll be paying by check. you're always thinking ahead. congressman santos, thank youss for comingmathank yo back on th. we'll see you later. congressman jorge santos, tirhas, why might just a . how could i not? a yes, yes, yes. i said myself, how can you not root for this maniac at this point like he's the mosttranspai transparent liar everer again? e i believe i said he was an improper. yes. improv. i don't know, though, man writing bad checks for dogs. dg >> that's kind of that's like a whole no new level of low, but again, i mean, what are youo going to do? >> his checkbook was stolen.?k yeahwa, i mean, you know, forevy every poor guy at dinner,e ka who left his wallet at home.you right. cat, you know, what artoe you going to do? 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