0 do you wanna go for -- do you want to do some training? do you like doing your training? do you wanna go for a run? do you wanna go for a run on the segue? >> the guy is probably buck naked. that's why the dog is freaking out. >> aren't they all? >> men filming their dogs are usually naked. >> with peanut butter. >> it is like a walky talky on a chair. he is in the other room. >> you actually lived in a baseball dug out for a year in between marriages. did they get a chance -- did the irs miss a chance to gain confidence by can selling the game? they could have won it. >> it would be a fun drinking game to set up for "red eye" for how many jobs and shanties i have lived in. what is funny is their name is the chee -- chee that -- cheetahs. if you are a national team you may not want cheat in the name. >> at that point they thought it was clever. now it is not so clever. what should they call themselves? >> now i am on the spot. >> just swear and we will bleep it. jay well, -- >> well, he fulfilled exactly what -- you know, first time on the job and you are not supposed to hear that. you are not supposed to hear that. look at her. she is disgusted. >> i am blown away. >> never seen a guy who lives in an orange julius say that on television. >> all right. and the first time we do this show live. in front of 12 religious groups. >> tara this -- tara? >> tara. >> that's nice. should they can all all after work sports so they can get their minds right? >> i don't feel like now is the time for the irs to be playing softball. i think this is probably a good decision on their part. with all of the controversy going on, you don't want to have pictures of you looking like you are having a great time and showing no remorse. i feel like the softball thing is too much. >> exactly. especially when fox news is around. it is like if we find out that there is a softball game and the irs are playing, we are getting that picture. we are going to say swinging bats. >> oh no! the tri-fecta. >> you weren't listening to me. >> i have make up all over my nose. >> let's try to get to something more tasteful. the man urinating on the irs sign, was that smart of him to do? was he taunting them? >> i think a viral photo of the baseball player peaking on the i -- peeing on the irs is the single most american thing you have ever seen. for that you have to applaud him. it is the perfect image for how we live now, greg. >> how so? >> it is a viral photo, one. the kids on the internet and it is baseball which is america. >> that's true. >> and it is football. >> i am an eagle's fan. >> i liked you in art school in brooklyn. >> i thought it was baseball too. but then i noticed he has a brace on his leg. i don't know. >> that just means he injured his leg. >> that can happen to anyone. >> i have no idea. you know, bill, if there was a halve fame for -- a hall of fame for peeing you would be in it. what did you make of what he did? >> smart. what is the smartest thing you can do right now, and don't want to get audited be smir of the irs -- besmirch the irs. if you go here and praise the irs and say, whoa, he is doing the opposite of what other people got in trouble for, let's go after him. considering how much time our editors will spend after jesse i am not going to have to give them territory. it is very, very smart, but i will say this, eagles suck. sorry. >> blasphemy. >> look, he is doing what all of you folks do after. not the lovely eagles ladies. men, not so much. >> jess, do you have something we don't have to bleep? >> i am pretty sure you don't have to bleep this. everybody is focusing on the negativity of peeing. i like to think of it as he is celebrating a refund by masterbating on the building. >> look, he does like to think that about a lot of things. >> i can imagine all kinds of sports figures masterbating on buildings. >> i think we will have our 11:00 p.m. on saturday. >> greg started this. >> i did. tara, i want to ask you a question. james carvill is on another network and he says the major scandals with the irs will be over in 30 days. do you agree? do you think this is going away? >> we are not known for our attention span in the media. it very well could go away. as things come out, if the president -- i will put my political strategist hat on, but the president needs -- >> i don't see it. >> it is invisible. the president needs to act boldly and swiftly. if the investigations -- there are like 8,000 investigations going on right now. so if they come back and they don't have any real issues other than some people acted stupidly, i think it will go away. bob bob what do >> what do you think? >> well, i am looking at your head and you definitely have hat head. >> this was not sculpted or anything. >> you think this is going away? >> sorry about that. i don't think it is going away. >> the hair? >> i don't think bill is going away. >> i mean, it probably is. everything but the ap thing. that has the reporters all annoyed. they will stop talking about it once the ratings take a nose-dive. it is another bad date. but this is very dangerous for the president. up until then -- up until this moment it was conservatives were the entire right wing. they were the least sympathetic people in the country because they had never been victimized. now -- victim is our word for holly. they can say we were targeted and victimized by somebody. it puts them in a favorable light. yes it will be brief. eventually they will over reach and they will do something stupid and that will be the story after that. >> interesting. >> or some new sex scandal. not something out of the media like a new sex scandal. >> wiener will run for mayor. both clintons are staying away from the wiener. >> i don't think the ap thing will be a big deal. the press is irrelevant. if the irs goes after the bloggers, turn that imodicon into a frowny face because you are screwed. >> we have move on before jesse says something. he balks at their talk and then he was tossed. kevin williamson, that's him, and a regular on "red eye" it was one of the few times he smiles was ejected from a new york theater for hurling a woman's phone across the room after she refused to turn it off. i could completely see him doing this. williamson explains that he couldn't enjoy the play or the musical, wasn't sure what it was, because the audiences were using their phones. williamson writes, and i condense "the lady seated to my right was insistent on using her phone. i asked her to turn it off. she answered so don't look. i asked her whether i missed something during the announcements to turn off your phone. she suggested i should mind my own business. i snatched the phone out of her hand and tossed it across the room so she slapped me and stormed away" williamson was then escorted out and is treated to a 5-star dinner at no cost. >> what? >> yes, the theater is great. >> have i to do this. jay no, i'm kid -- >> no, i'm kidding. they said he could be charged with criminal mischief in the third-degree and men nighing in the third -- menacing in the third-degree. for more let's go to our ice cream correspondent, whiskers mcnally. whiskers? >> do you want the ice cream? do you think you deserve it? i guess so. my cat. >> what? >> ice cream is basically arsenic for cats. >> i don't know. so far our two videos have been lack luster i have to i am not afraid to say that. america agrees with me. right, america? shout at the television because i can hear you. should he get charged for this behavior or treated like a hero? >> i don't think we should go the folk hero route with him. it is like he did something you see on a movie or tv show, it is not like a good tv show like "californication." >> you know i can seld -- canceled my subscription for that show only. >> i ended up watching "homeland" on netflix. why are we talking about that? >> you can have that conversation off television. >> this is the important stuff. >> maybe i will have that conversation at spencer's gifts where you are a security manager. go ahead. >> so she does something like completely obnoxious and he does something that is understandable while at the same time civil and because she is a lady and we shouldn't get around and just applaud like this is a great thing. it was understandable. i don't think she was talking on the phone. she was just looking at the screen. still a jerk move, but maybe she had precious photos on there. >> jesse, are you a comedian and you are up on stage. by the way, there is something irritating about the light when you are in a theater. would you encourage somebody to do that in the audience some have you ever done that? >> i haven't done it. i would be thrilled if they did. i have seen some people who have taken their phones and thrown them against the wall. i have done "red eye" and this furtherren trenches my position that he is a james bond bad guy. you imagine the glow of the phone was distracting to the white persian cat that was napping in his lap. >> have i to say that kevin -- i have to say that kevin is one of the few people who can wear a cape. i think he showed up one day in a cape. >> my problem with that though is he didn't wear anything else. it was just the cape. and you can call it a cover up, and yes a cape will do that, but you are aware of what is underneath. >> i will not take fashion advice from a guy wearing the aids quilt. >> is he a hero? a super mega hero orville 11 or super mega -- or villain or a super mega villain. he said i deftly took the phone from her. i don't think we should celebrate him either. it seems like something he would do. i have been on with him before too. i get it, the mustache and that. but it is not the right move. i feel like you can get security on the lady, but don't throw her phone. >> who does he look like in that picture? he reminds me of -- >> a bad guy on flash gordon. >> no, i was thinking the punk rock guy that used to poop on stage. >> oh zz allen. >> who? >> huge fan, petrified version -- never mind. >> i enjoy kevin. >> she a great guy. but i will say this about kevin, the way he will look at you if you give him a compliment is the exact same way he looked at the girl when she brought out the phone. he will look into your soul and hay snow -- and he knows what he did in another life. >> he has a very piercing look that makes me extremely uncomfortable. >> he is the one guy a cabdriver wouldn't talk to. the cabdriver would be in his cab and say hi. he would see kevin staring at him in the backseat and not telling him where he wants to go. >> i admire it because -- i get angry -- i just get tense. i always wanted to do that. i have done things in movie theaters, but nef taken anybody's thrown -- but never taken anybody's thrown. >> stuff you do in movie theaters is more like marking your territory. >> i was fred willard before there was fred willard. >> you know how to get away with it. >> some gray haired 60-year-old just threw my phone against the wall. >> did you say gray haired? >> yes, you have gray hair. how do you thought look at that and say he looks like -- can we pull the picture back up? do you want to say robert goulet with testicular cancer? >> why? you are terrible. jay it is like four days into chemo. >> are you an awful person. an awful, awful person. >> i am not the one who laughed at that. >> that was my disgust laugh. >> you were still hurt because i called you a six-year-old. >> no, i don't have that much gray -- oh it was the gray hair that bothered you? ?ai coming up, -- coming up, can you get fired from sbarro in the food court for making out with the girl who sells phone covers? jesse joyce says yes. and $300,000 too much to pay for a burger? i bought two and threw them at bill.