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Larry larry larry thank you so much. Im Larry Wilmore. Please have a seat. What a crowd, man. You know its a good crowd when theyre not just going larry. Theyre going, larry larry you okay, man . I appreciate it my brother. I said brother, i said brother. I am Larry Wilmore. Comedian and actor paul scheer is here tonight. Very excited about that. I have to tell you im excited about tonights show. You know what . Because were going to be talking about weed in a new segment i like to call larrys dank news stash. All right, we begin with the nfl. Medical marijuana use is allowed in 24 states and ...

I wouldnt be surprised if those geeks over at applecare were behind this meme just trying to drum up a little more biznass. Nobody remembers that i was pinching back in 2001 with first generation ipods. Just sayin. Pucker pucker. [all shouting excitedly] its going in the cereal [all talking excitedly] oh, its hanging by a thread. Not in the wood chipper. Tighter. Now drop it no oh oh what a difference a decade makes. Now ive got a full head of hair and these tired ol cheeks couldnt pinch a 15inch macbook pro. All right, got to get back to my rack. Good night. From Comedy Central world news hea...

And effective Death Penalty reform act which made it nearly impossible to use habeas corpus to free innocent prisoners. Despite all of the setbacks come 2002 was a blockbuster year for the Innocence Movement. 25 people were exonerated by dna testing. Still the highest number of dna exonerations in any one year to date. Teenage exonerations became part of the public consciousness and people starte are starting to understand that the system made mistakes. It also is a big year for mike mcalister. People have forgotten about him, but his mom wrote to frank green, reporter at the Richmond Times di...

Itself issues. Texas a quand m, university of texas at austin, the university of houston, other institutions, these arell public universities. And these individuals, these students, pay tuition to go to these public universities. And in response, theyre issued identification vehicles. Identification cards. But the state of texas has seen fit to say, thats not valid in order to vote. And i think that one example, and weve heard several others, basically exposes the fact that the movement to impose voter identification requirements is a fraud itself. Its a sham. The whole argument behind it is t...

Sure, he got into hot water recently. But let this serve as a lesson to all you opportunistic female bloggers. What youre really doing is making the people you pretend to be offended by more popular and richer than their wildest dreams. I tell you who they should have hired over at cbs the dancing preacher. Ah this guy is viral. [upbeat dance music] ah, jesus just show me the way oh, no my, oh, my hes with me everywhere oh, oh, oh all right, dont go falling in love with him quite yet. Full disclosure, i think his church has been accused of being a cult and taking advantage of underage girls. I...