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Green giant live breaking news. That breaking news has to do with this man. Fortyniner Michael Crabtree. Tonight the wide receiver is reportedly under investigation. Good evening. Right before the nfc championship game sunday there are reports tonight that crabtree is under investigation for sexually assaulting a woman. Incorporating to the San Francisco Chronicle Police have interviewed the 49ers star wide receiver. Lets go straight to sports anchor collin and what a bomb shell and again right before the gam game. Reporter it certainly is. We can only speculate at this point the sort of distr...

Yeah rah rahh rah vengeance is mine no, please please show mercy rah [screaming] [gauge beeping] [cheers and applause] thank you, my children. Weve all been through a lot. We got caught up in scauses that didnt mean squat. They turned my message away from the teachings it hid and made it about me and the things that i did which, of course, i didnt do. And even if i did use performance enhancing drugs, so did all the other prophets. But i didnt. So what have we learned from this great wristband theft . Maybe that when stripped of our scauses, only causes are left, and causes shouldnt be worn on...

And id never heard of this, but they make the guy when theyre having movie sex they make the guy wear a thing called a [bleep] sock. Its totally true. Its a [bleep] sock, and, basically, they put a stocking on your wiener, and then they pull it through your legs, which thats appealing. Thats like how serial killers [bleep] [ breathing heavily ] snap. You got to break their neck at the end. [ laughs ] oh, come on. You got to. [ laughs ] but i had never heard of the [bleep] sock because ive never done a sex scene in a movie. Done a bunch of movies. No sex scenes. And i know my place. I know im n...

[ applause ] [ cheers ] [ ] thanks again to Billy Eichner and kristin shaw. And check out the new tour sedates for my new spring tour at jeselnik. Com. Your presale code is the word dark. Well see ya next week. Before i go, lets take a look back at the best moments from tonights show. Hey, darlene, whos the black sheep in your family . Intl my sisters kid jamal. Who has those . Who choose their flimsy relays . Which ways to anne hathaway, clearly, those people were making jokes. Lets go. Who did you rather sleep with, Julia Roberts or julia styles . Dont answer that. Ah, memories. Good night, ...

Its a vibrator. Its a vibrator. [laughter] a lot of comedians at the end of their shows will sell cds and tshirts. Im selling a jeep. I learned a very valuable lesson the other day. Dont ever put a for sale sign with your phone number on a jeep and drive around. Because i get a phone call, are you selling a white jeep . Im like, yeah. You drive like an ass[bleep]. [laughter, cheers applause] yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Weve learned a lot tonight. Mostly that youre not my fans. Oh, like two people. Ah, we are. No, you guys have been a lot of fun. We learned a lot, didnt we . What did we learn . [applause...