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Chief meteorologist has contradicted the weather. He, trump took his show on the road last night. He hosted a pep rally in fayetteville, North Carolina where he claimed aboard air force one that people were lined up, waiting in the rain to see him, even though it wasnt raining at all. We have now, people standing in line, trying to get into the arena, and i will tell you that they are soaking wet, because roy and everybody just walked into the plane, and you folks were wet. Its bad weather out there. Jimmy no, no, no they werent. If they were wet, they were just sweating, because you are the p...

Unbeknownst to almost everyone, the Major Taliban leaders and separately the president of afghanistan were going to secretly meet with me at camp david on sunday. Only trump would brag about a meeting he didnt have. [ laughter ] anyway. They were coming to the United States tonight. Unfortunately, in order to build false leverage they admitted to an attack in kabul that killed one of our great, great soldiers and 11 other people. I immediately canceled the meeting and called off peace negotiations. What kind of people would kill so many in order to seemingly strengthen their bargaining positio...

he has a little guy, they are adjusted for someone who seems like this. and i have spots. and it's the worst day to have spots, because today is a big day, this is a big show. kat, this is our two-year anniversary show! [cheers and applause] yeah, well, this marriage of the three of us is off to a great start with greg forgetting it's our anniversary and running off to germany to make art films like he is lord for quad. yes, look at that, you see it. yep! not my blue buttons! anyways, thanks for nothing, greg. no, but thank you, greg, kat, staff, team, and our amazing fans for making...

Were in a film called chappaquiddick . I thought, a comedy about chappaquiddick . audience laughing oh, right its not a comedy. No, its not a comedy. Its the actual chappaquiddick. Its a look at the story that really kind of affected ted kennedys life completely arguably changed history, right . If you believe the idea absolutely that ted kennedy was going to be president at some point, and this might have been the thing that disabled it, right . Oh yeah, beyond a doubt. And its also interesting given our current political climate, like what ted kennedy got away with, the entitlement and stuff...

Congratyoullations. Please shred this card so it cant be used for evidence n and, of course, today youre a woman. Goodbye. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, a whole lot of more. Plus stephen welcomes Saoirse Ronan van jones and Michelle Wolf featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. We are exactly one week one week from the possible election of Alabama Senate candidate and depressing sequel to toy story, roy moore. laugh...