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Run. His name is donald. laughter and. cheers and applause good man. And donald recently glided back into my life on his solid gold up and down people mover, cranked up the unauthorized millian, opened up his crazy hole and made a promise to me that i would never be without material again laughter when mexico sends its people, theyre not sending their best. Theyre sending people that have lots of problems, and theyre bringing those problems with us. Theyre bringing drugs. Theyre bringing crime. Theyre rapists. And some, i assume, are good people. laughter jon thats our donald trump reminding a...

From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. My guest tonight, everybodys buzzing in the office tonight. We got ourselves taylor schilling. Taylor schilling is going to join us. applause i dont even know where to start. Last week was amazing all right we all know countrys been in a bit of a rough patch latly. The [bleep] i believe its referred to. laughter but then all of a sudden out of nowhere confederate flags start coming undo...

Laughter storage room, bike Club Facility they let me use the president ial campaign. People dont theyre not interested. I dont i should have should have bleep turned the lights on. laughter i say to you, take heart young Robert Jindal your time is acoming. The Supreme Court dealing a major blow to president obama. After a series of losses, conservatives get a victory at the u. S. Supreme court jon oh what did they get . Did the court reaffirm america as official . Did they declare reagan on all our currency . Oh, oh can the eagles drive now what constitutes this conservative victory . Today t...

Puts his name on everything the way a sixyearold might that guy announced he was entering the republican 2016 race for president. So in my incredibly unlickly dream this man then like descended down an escalator like a god going from theater 12 to theater 7 at the multiplex. Anyway, in my dream he ended up saying a bunch of weird [bleep] about mexicans and then i woke up. I mean its crazy right the whole thing. Oh my god oh my god cheers and applause hair like fibers completely unnatural in color and texture. It was real yup. Its all true. Except for the stuff he said about mexicans. All right...

Show. [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [cheers and applause] thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show. Audience Larry Larry Larry such a good crowd. You can feel the love. Feel the love. Im larry wilmore, youre absolutely right. [laughing] larry that would of been horrible to say larry, larry, larry and im not larry. An exciting show. Cage master jon stewart rapper battle deluxe. No actually lewis black is joining us tonight. [ applause ] larry first off i made a joke earlier. I want to congratulate the Chicago Black hawks for winning the stanley cup. You di...