COM The Colbert Report January 16, 2013
[cheers and applause] jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. Everybody wants to know what im on. What am i on . Im on my bike busting my ass six hours a [eagle caw] stephen tonight, a shirtless fugitive is found in florida by swinging a dead cat. [ laughter ] then i profile an exciting new technology. I hope its an iphone that tells you when to get in line for the new iphone. [ laughter ] and, my guest Jared Diamond has a new book about what we can learn from traditional societies. If its how to hang a gourd off your penis, i got that one covered. [ laughter ] a shipment of 18 huma...