COM The Colbert Report July 4, 2014
Olee, something, something, ole. Its a good song. This weekend i even watched an entire game of soccerring. It was the u. S. Versus our ancient rival portugal, a. K. A. Speech impediment spain. [laughter] now, the portuguese. [cheering and applause] yeah. The portuguese struck first with a goal five minutes into the match. But if history has taught us anything about the portuguese, folks, its that they eat a lot of squid, and they peak early. [laughter] dont worry, guys, i hear the spice trade is going to come back real soon. [laughter] so team u. S. A. Came storming back, first with Jermaine ...