I enjoyed seeing donald trump coming in second in iowa. I want to see a governor do well here. I think kasich is going possibly get second in this race in New Hampshire. Trump for sure will do well. Again i dont know i dont want to see ted cruz give another slimy sermon. I want to see the excitement on john kasichs face. I think this will be the only moment that he really does do well. It will be great to see. Cruz needs a little bit of humility. How much momentum does trump get out of it. That has to be a significant momentum push for him going into south carolina. Kennedy it absolutely does. New hampshire is his one clear shot and he needs that in order to maintain the vibe. I given that i would think nobody is going to drop out. Unless you have somebody who really underperforms. Kennedy fiorina and carson could do so bad in New Hampshire. I think fiorina is on the verge of leaving. Kennedy hes being pummeled and all sides. Can he survive the heat . I dont understand why rubio didnt
cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah. Thank you, everybody. Thank you so much. Tonights guest from the great state of south carolina, senator Lindsey Graham is here cheers and applause thats coming up in a bit. But first, yesterday was another primary election day, and because tuesday is the most convenient day of the week to take three hours out of your life, the people of arizona chose to do just that. Yeah, only person sadder than the ones who had to wait in line for three hours is john kasich, who got fewer votes than marco rubio, a man who isnt even in the race anymore. laughter it sort of makes sense i guess arizona would identify with marco rubio, because they, too, are desperate for water. laughter but last nights winners were, of course, Hillary Clinton and donald trump. They both won in arizona. Ted cruz won in utah. Bernie sanders had victories in both utah and idaho. But the biggest biggest fights of the evening wasnt over states. It was over
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