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The Five

that whatever we do, we don't lay a predicate or open the door for presidents, subsequent presidents, hoping it's a woman in a sooner time they are not -- he or she to go after their predecessor, because their predecessor did something they may have disagreed with. >> dana: what about summoning the press and giving them a spreadsheet of a complaint? >> greg: i love that joe is angry at the press for not caring all -- he is like a terminally ill man surrounded by dozens of the top surgeons on his payroll, and he is blaming them for the disease. dude, they are doing everything they can to save you. they have already applied 20 coats of paint on this turd, and it's not their fault that it still stinks. think about immigration when trump was in office. the media called the border crossings a crisis. under biden, when it's ten times worse, they can't even call it a problem. the media went all in on

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Jesse Watters Primetime

better. thanks to golo, i'm 66, but i feel like i'm 30 six. remember when you turned 18,turd you were finally an adult in the eyes of the law, e 26 a and thanks to the 26th amendment, it means you go tmendment, it means you go the right to vote. but republican presidential candidate, the fake rama swamit isn't so sure. >> 18 year olds are ready for that kind of respons s18-yeae a. he's proposing a constitutional amendment that would make 18 to 24 year olds pass a civics test before they had the right to vote. it's the same test immigrants take befor e they become citizens. >> if you pass, congrats. here's your registration form. but if you fail, you'd have to wait untis a l your 25th birthday to vote. unless you do six months of military or first responder service. primsie time was intrigued by this idea, so we decided set to the test. we decided what is the supreme law of

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The History of Comedy

was associated with people of low intelligence. and he helped break that stereotype for me. carlin even has a bit, "there's no such thing as bad words." there's bad intentions, but there's not bad words, you know? so, i -- that was freedom. jefferies: as soon as something's desensitized, then it becomes the normal. then when it becomes the normal, then it doesn't become offensive. then when something isn't offensive, then we're not afraid of it anymore. everything george carlin said was basically him looking at the world going, "grow up, grow up, grow up." [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] and tits. now, that was the original list. we've added a few words since then. we've added fart, turd, and twat. [ laughter ] and i know there are some other words that many of you are wondering about, why they haven't been considered, why they haven't shown up on the list thus far. we're looking at them all very closely. some of your favorites might make the list this year. ass[bleep], ball bag, hard-on, [bleep] blue balls, taint, nookie, snatch, box,

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Nicky Campbell

back into infrastructure. yeah, have you had any close encounters i back into infrastructure. yeah, have you had any close encounters of- you had any close encounters of the... i was going to say the turd kind. i the... i was going to say the turd kind. , ., ,. ., ~ ., kind. i used to schedule for anglian water many — kind. i used to schedule for anglian water many years _ kind. i used to schedule for anglian water many years ago. _ kind. i used to schedule for anglian water many years ago. i _ kind. i used to schedule for anglian water many years ago. i have i kind. i used to schedule for anglian water many years ago. i have to i kind. i used to schedule for anglian i water many years ago. i have to say, angllan_ water many years ago. i have to say, anglian water were very good at getting — anglian water were very good at getting out to sewage leaks, but the amount— getting out to sewage leaks, but the amount of— getting out to sewage leaks, but the amount of fun that is happening in the fact— amount of fun that is happening in the fact we — amount of fun that is happening in the fact we are having sewage put into our— the fact we are having sewage put into our precious rivers and pressure _ into our precious rivers and pressure see —— the amount of them. if we _ pressure see —— the amount of them. if we want— pressure see —— the amount of them. if we want people to stay home on vacation. — if we want people to stay home on vacation, we need to keep the rivers and the _ vacation, we need to keep the rivers and the sea — vacation, we need to keep the rivers and the sea is clean so they spend money— and the sea is clean so they spend money here — and the sea is clean so they spend money here rather than going abroad. it is our— money here rather than going abroad. it is our heritage, natural heritage. sandra, environmental correspondent with the guardian. hello. what is really interesting it is the environmental problems which have raised public awareness about

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The Arrest Arraignment of Donald Trump

seen top turd. again talking to elliott, we had a leader of the house, well, they locked the bathroom. i built scifs. you don't have bathrooms in scifs usually for multiple reasons. i just find it amazing that they're taking this so lightly or trying to defend something that is so over the top illegal, especially about classified documents. if i did this or juliette did this or somebody in here did something like this, woe be dragged through the woods, and rightfully so. >> i want to add to this. i think what links a lot of these cases and what my wo is violence or the threat of violence. i think we tend to forget how much that animates the political discourse, and how unique that is in our adult lifetime. it is now sort of violence or the threat of violence is sort of an extension of employees. you start with january 6th. even the georgia case. the georgia case is fundamentally about buying time so that they can have fake

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The Five

kind of sad, they are literally painting a turd. >> jesse: whoever did the ad took the money and they look at it again next year. >> dana: $6 million to do the ad in last week michael shellenberger told us a city of san francisco is in a deficit of 500 police officers. imagine $6 million could've been spent on one -- retention bonuses to try to get police officers to stay or signing bonuses to try to hire new police officers. i understand the desire to try to get people to come there, i imagine the hotel industry is very upset and perhaps the theaters and venues are upset because nobody is going, not only flying there to do something but let's say you live 30 minutes out, there's no reason to go to the theater and go to the shops around the theater because the shops have closed in the restaurants have closed and it's not safe to be there. why would you drive in? you stay home and watch the five or jesse watters prime time.

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The 2010s

no, we're not gonna prosecute her. but she did something wrong." and i think she was damaged by that. well, this convention is beginning with a developing scandal and emails are at the center of it. i remember being on the convention floor and i saw on my phone the wikileaks dump. [nancy] that leak of about 20,000 emails revealed that debbie wasserman schultz had called the sanders campaign a mess, had criticized him, and, worse, some of her aids had actually discussed ways to blunt his momentum. dnc stole the election. it wreaked havoc on the dnc but then also the clinton campaign, because you had content in these emails that proved the sanders' voters right, that the party just wanted hillary clinton. as a democrat, i'm pissed off because we had everything going for us and then this turd in the fishbowl. the party's gotta get this behind them as soon as possible. [bernie] i understand that many people here in this convention hall

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The 2010s

investigates and either charges were brought or not brought. here is james comey, the fbi director taking a pot himself saying no, she didn't break the law. no, we're not going the prosecute her, but she did something wrong. and i think she was damaged by that. >> well, this convention is beginning with a developing scandal and emails are at the center of it. >> i remember being on the convention floor, and i saw on my phone the wikileaks dump. >> that dump of about 20,000 emails revealed that debbie wasserman schultz had called the sanders campaign a mess, had criticized him, and worse, some of her aides had actually discussed ways to blunt his momentum. . >> it wreaked havoc on the dnc but then also the clinton campaign because you had content in these emails that proved the sanders voters right, that the party just wanted hillary clinton. >> as a democrat, i'm pissed off because we had everything going for us. and then this, you know, turd in

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The History of Comedy

that new york's w b a. i was wrong and playing the record. fcc imposed no punishment immediately, and the supreme court agreed. i was raised in a time where using bad language was associated with people of low intelligence, and he helped break that stereotype for me. carlin even has a bit so such thing as bad words. there's bad intentions, but there's not bad words you know, so i that that was freedom. as soon as something's desensitized. then it becomes a normal when it becomes the normal, then it doesn't become offensive when something isn't offensive, then when i'm afraid of it anymore. everything george carlin said, was basically him looking at the world going grow up, grow up, grow up. mother and tits. now that was the original list. we've added a few words. since then we've added fart, turd and twat. and i know there are some other words that many of you are wondering about why they haven't been considered why they haven't shown up on the list. as far

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CNN Primetime

today kiss and got, you know a bunch of uncles, bunch of ants, and they're all remarkable, truly, like like there's not a you know, uh, turd in the bunch, but i was also raised by you know tom hanks and gene hackman and robin williams. and you know michael keaton, bugs bunny and axel foley, murphy and all these guys remember vividly going to see beverly hills cop as a nine year old boy with my father because my father loved when a good guy, especially smartass. someone's great at their jobs. people that spoke truth to power and did it with like you know, it made people laugh. so when did you decide? i'm going to do this when i moved to chicago, like, you know, i played blast ball all throughout, you know, up until the community college and then i quit. i got red shirt at a community college, which is tough to do. it wasn't thrilling me the way it used to, but i was doing this thing called comedy sports. so my transition from sports to comedy was this improv show in kansas city called comedy sports, which is basically like whose line is it anyway? you know, uh and we place short form games and

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