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Islamist militants have formed nation startup looking to gain market share in iraq. The group is called isis, not to be confused with their early 90s incarnation, vanilla isis. [laughter] anyway, the Iraqi Government has now had a couple tweaks respond to the rebels incursion. We should be getting news of the Iraqi Governments triumph right about now. Isis militants control the borderrary with syria, the border area with jordan and pretty much everything in between. Jon right about now. [laughter] wait did you just blow past everything in between. Did you just yadda, yadda the invasion . Yeah,...

I dont know. I just want some pizza. What do you want from me . [laughter] but tonight id like the talk to you about corporations. Corporations, theyre a lot like us immortal. [laughter] shielded from liability, accountable tom shareholders. Oh, wait, thats opposite of us. Sorry. But there is one thing corporations do have in common with the rest of us. They dont like paying taxes. Hate it. Fortunately, they rarely have to. Its the subject of tonights oh, no. Thats not. I dont. I did not approve this, and i feel that this is disrespectful in some ways. Its about. Okay. That i dont. That i dont...

[cheering and applause] no. I think. [laughter] if not, this is an abject failure. If it doesnt happen my career as a journalist may be over. Lets get to our top story tonight, americas Immigration Crisis kid edition. Since october, 52,000 unaccompanied children have been picked up trying to cross into the u. S. Whats driving these people north is crippling poverty and outofcontrol violence in places like honduras, guatemala and el salvador. Jon there are kids in trouble. I was always taught by my parents to follow the golden rule. Whenever you see kid in trouble, yell another them in a langua...

In office, aaaahhhh if they were one man, they would have been born in 1854. Elected to congress in 1928. They would have died in 1944 and still held office for 70 more years. [laughter] and their name would have been tharly cockangel of the mississippi tharly cockangels and the basis for the tv show, tharlys cockangels. Both men were bailed out by African Americans. Its the subject of tonights democalypse 2014 always bet on black. [laughter] obviously the African American vote is always important in Charlie Rangels harlem and bronx district, but this year even more so because the 22term incum...

You about corporations. Corporations, theyre a lot like us immortal. [laughter] shielded from liability, accountable tom shareholders. Oh, wait, thats opposite of us. Sorry. But there is one thing corporations do have in common with the rest of us. They dont like paying taxes. Hate it. Fortunately, they rarely have to. Its the subject of tonights oh, no. Thats not. I dont. I did not approve this, and i feel that this is disrespectful in some ways. Its about. Okay. That i dont. That i dont. Lets go with the first one, and then well just. Okay. Thats fine. [laughter] anyway, this seasons hot new...