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90s incarnation, vanilla isis. [laughter] anyway, the Iraqi Government has now had a couple tweaks respond to the rebels incursion. We should be getting news of the Iraqi Governments triumph right about now. Isis militants control the borderrary with syria, the border area with jordan and pretty much everything in between. Jon right about now. [laughter] wait did you just blow past everything in between. Did you just yadda, yadda the invasion . Yeah, isis came in from syria, started sweeping east, yadda, yadda, yadda, the u. N. Now recognizes the Islamic Republic of isis. Isis running an entir...

I should just go now. Im sorry. [laughter] lets begin tonight with some important news. Republican senator thad cochran of mississippi and Charlie Rangel, 160 years of life between them, 86 elected years in office, aaaahhhh if they were one man, they would have been born in 1854. Elected to congress in 1928. They would have died in 1944 and still held office for 70 more years. [laughter] and their name would have been tharly cockangel of the mississippi tharly cockangels and the basis for the tv show, tharlys cockangels. Both men were bailed out by African Americans. Its the subject of tonight...

In iraq where american troops left more than two years ago, insurgents are making a comeback this morning. The countrys second largest city, mosul, is under control of militants. Jon whoa. Slow down, judge history. I cant believe the militants took mosul, two million people. Well, those rebels are going to have their hands full trying corral that town. Tikrit, saddams hometown, gone. The extremists control that. Jon [bleeped]. Tikrit, too, they took tikrit . Tikrit and mosul, the twin cities, as no one there calls them. [laughter] although now i think the militants will probably consolidate th...

Well, actually. Now, i know our federal highways are the vital circulatory system of our nations commerce, but what exactly happens if it loses its trust fund . The Highway Trust Fund runs dry next month. Upkeep and repairs needed for an aging highway system. 65 of roads are in lessthangood condition. 25 of bridges need significant repair. This bridge collapse in Washington State is a cautionary tale. Jon hmm. [laughter] well, what if instead of funding our highway system, we just dont travel to Washington State . [laughter] if we dont pass this transportation bill now, a lot of very bad thing...

Well be excited to talk to mick again. But first ahhh for the past 48 hours, america has been forced to ask itself some very difficult questions about the way we force other people to answer some difficult questions. laughter jon for a country that prized itself on its moral identity, it has been a time of great introspection, one that i am happy to announce ends now, mother bleep laughter because you know why . The royal family was in town, and i finally understand why england clings to the antiquated, irrelevant and more primitive time. Because they are pretty, they are shiny, and they are m...