Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, chris hayes, author, david sedaris, an all new closer look, featuring the the 8g band with fred armisen and now, seth meye seth welcome to late night, everybody. Its day three of the election, but whos counting seriously, who is counting hurry up im teetering on the edge. Today i opened the fridge and saw a carton of 2 milk and i yelled, from what county . Lets get to the news. According to the associated press, former Vice President joe biden is currently just six electoral votes shy of winning the presidency six electoral votes, or as its also known, one block in manhattan. A nevada man in a barbecue, beer, freedom tank top interrupted an Election Press conference yesterday and screamed conspiracy theories about former Vice President joe biden. And after his coworkers saw him on tv, the man was demoted to lieutenant governor. President Trumps Campaign filed a lawsuit in michigan yesterday to stop counting of ballots. Dude, youre behin
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Please be patient. Your happy ending will come. [elevator dings] rapido, rapido [singing in spanish] [laughs] oh, thats fun. I feel like im at epcot. What is that song . Its the follow up to luis fonsis despacito. Its even filthier. White people have no idea. They play it at kids birthday parties. [singing in spanish] oh, justin, thats beautiful [chuckles] rapido. Whered all this energy come from . Ah, i see. Is that an irish coffee, or as we call it in my family, breakfast . [laughs] weve all got the disease. Oh, ii just been going to this new coffee place. Oh, is it any good . Uh, no, its not. Very expensive, long lines. Chuck pierce doesnt wait in lines i scream and act demented. They let me go right to the front. Just dont go there, okay . Oh, justin, i downloaded the song. [rapido playing over phone] [humming along] [singing along in spanish] im gonna sing it at our Church Talent show. [upbeat news broadcast music] sorry im late. Im in the middle of a Public Relations nightmare. B
Please be patient. Your happy ending will come. [elevator dings] rapido, rapido [singing in spanish] [laughs] oh, thats fun. I feel like im at epcot. What is that song . Its the follow up to luis fonsis despacito. Its even filthier. White people have no idea. They play it at kids birthday parties. [singing in spanish] oh, justin, thats beautiful [chuckles] rapido. Whered all this energy come from . Ah, i see. Is that an irish coffee, or as we call it in my family, breakfast . [laughs] weve all got the disease. Oh, ii just been going to this new coffee place. Oh, is it any good . Uh, no, its not. Very expensive, long lines. Chuck pierce doesnt wait in lines i scream and act demented. They let me go right to the front. Just dont go there, okay . Oh, justin, i downloaded the song. [rapido playing over phone] [humming along] [singing along in spanish] im gonna sing it at our Church Talent show. [upbeat news broadcast music] sorry im late. Im in the middle of a Public Relations nightmare. B
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