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musical guest macklemore, featuring. dave b and travis thompson and featuring the legeary roots crew. >> questlove: 770 a.t.l. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! yes! welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] you're here. you're at the show. you're at the right show tonight. well here's what we're talking about, everybody. it's news out of washington. i read that congress is debating if president trump should have the power to order a nuclear strike. [ audience ohs ] i guess right now it's an even split between no and hell no. [ laughter ] [ applause ] don't let him -- they have a a good plan, though. they're going to replace the red button on his desk with the one that orders office supplies from staples. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "why do i keep getting all these ink cartridges? sad!" [ laughter ] trump keeps tweeting that the justice department should investigate hillary clinton instead of his ties to russia. when asked if he knows who runs the justice department, he said, of course i do. superman, wonder woman, and ben affleck. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the wonder twins. shape of an ice cube. [ light laughter ] i read that the fbi is now investigating russian embassy payments and get this, this is real. there was one memo that was actually labeled "to finance election campaign of 2016." [ audience ohs ] even people who use the word "password" as their password were like, "seriously?" [ laughter ] you can't name it that. you got to name it pizza or something. today, trump returned from his trip to asia and like every american who flies back into the united states, he had to fill out a customs form. we actually got a hold of trump's form. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: here at "the tonight show." yeah, we got it. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: and his responses are pretty interesting to say the least. i'll show you what i mean. for instance, for last name, he wrote, trump. [ light laughter ] for first name, he wrote president. [ laughter ] next for home address, he put, the house from "scandal." and you go, okay. [ laughter ] for the question, have you been near a farm or ranch, he wrote, "yes, i put ranch dressing on my egg roll." [ laughter ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: when asked, have you been in contact with any live animals, he said, "in japan, i wanted to pet a pokemon but couldn't find one." [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: when asked, were you traveling for business or pleasure, he put, both, bleasure. [ light laughter ] it's not a word. and finally, do you have anything else to declare? trump wrote, "yes, i should have been named sexiest man alive." and you go -- [ laughter and applause ] at least he's being honest. [ applause ] this is interesting. scientists say that the trees this fall weren't very colorful because dry weather in august and september meant that the leaves fell earlier. they suggest that anybody who still wants to see something dry and orange should just visit the white house. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] yeah. oh, hey! oh my goodness! [ cheers and applause ] kel mitchell from nickelodeon! hey kel, good to see you buddy! thank you for being here. what's going on? what's up? >> well, jimmy, i'm here tonight as the official ambassador for the color orange. [ light laughter ] i heard what you said and i'd just like to remind everyone that there's no need to politicize orange, an all-time great color and flavor. >> jimmy: i couldn't agree more. [ applause ] there's so many great things that are orange. like syracuse university. >> or orange soda. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: goldfish. [ cheers and applause ] >> orange soda. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oranges. [ cheers and applause ] >> or even orange soda. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks for stopping by to spread the word about the color orange. orange you glad you did? [ laughter ] >> what? >> jimmy: orange you -- orange you glad? >> is that a -- a joke or something? >> jimmy: yeah. like aren't you -- it's like orange you glad i didn't say banana? >> oh, like orange soda. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: kel mitchell, everybody. thank you. like orange soda. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ kel mitchell, you can catch him on the "henry danger and game shakers" crossover special next saturday, november 25th, on nickelodeon. kel mitchell everybody. [ cheers and applause ] orange soda. >> steve: soda. >> jimmy: some business news here. the company that owns match.com is in talks to buy bumble for over $1 billion. at their first meeting, bumble had a friend call midway through in case things were bad and they wanted to leave. it's like -- it's an emergency, i got to go. but you were great. [ applause ] this is going viral. did you see this video at the louisville zoo? a man visited the gorilla exhibit -- saw through the glass? i was asking everyone. [ laughter ] but you did see it. good. i mean i can go first but did you see it? anyways, the guy was showing the gorilla like different pictures of other gorillas and the gorilla's asking him to swipe. it's just funny. take a look at this. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. he's like, dated her, yep, dated her. yep. dated her roommate so that would be awkward. yeah. [ applause ] and finally, i just read that one of the least returned holiday gifts for women is anti-aging skin cream. so if you're thinking of buying the woman you love anti-aging skin cream, still don't. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, guys. we want to say congratulations to blake shelton for being named "people" magazine's sexiest man alive. [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic. he's got some good company, too, because look in here in the middle. my dog, gary. [ audience aws ] hey, gary. here's a good dog. he's a good dog, gary. guys, we have a huge show tonight. he is getting rave reviews. he's amazing. he's amazing in everything. everyone's like, he's my favorite actor. gary oldman my -- i go, yeah. he's amazing. he's getting rave reviews, award buzz for his incredible performance of winston churchill in the new film "darkest hour." gary oldman is here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's my favorite, gary oldman! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: plus, she's one of the biggest supermodels around. gigi hadid is stopping by. gigi! [ cheers and applause ] and later in the show, baseball legend darryl strawberry will be here! [ cheers and applause ] and we have great music tonight. this guy always brings it every single time. he is just the coolest. macklemore is here tonight, featuring dave b, travis thompson, and dj premier. [ imitating air horns ] [ laughter ] >> steve: almost. >> jimmy: dj premier! [ cheers ] give me a little -- yeah. no, no. gimmie a little air horn. [ imitating air horns ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ imitating air horns ] >> steve: awooga. awooga. >> jimmy: no, no, not that horn. fred, do you have any horns you can play? [ horn ] [ laughter ] dj premier is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] [ air horns ] >> steve: awooga! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: always great to have a horn section here. yeah. [ light laughter ] as you guys know, we're always striving to get better here at "the tonight show." harder, better, faster, stronger. [ cheers and applause ] so before every show, we put out a suggestion box for the audience just to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show, things you'd like to see us do, that kind of stuff. so tonight, let's look inside the "audience suggestion box." here we go. ♪ ♪ suggestion box [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here we go. this first one is from mike fegans. hey, jimmy, they just released a trailer for the new fifty shades movie. >> steve: oh, spicy. >> jimmy: and i got to say it's almost too intense. do you think you can make it a a little more lighthearted? uh, i can certainly try. i now present to you the trailer for "fifty shades freed" revoiced by peewee herman and shaquille o'neal. ♪ >> good morning, wife. [ laughter ] >> good morning, husband. >> i'll pick you up at 5:00. >> i might not be done by then. you own this. >> we own this. >> oh, my god. >> i bought it for us. >> i love it. christian. did you sleep with her? >> i'm a loner, anastasia, a a rebel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there we are. not quite as intense. still want to see it. >> steve: yeah. [ applause ] [ air horn ] [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it is an air horn but that's not the one. this next one comes from natasha fleming. hey, jimmy, i love hand turkeys. do politicians do hand turkeys too? you know where you draw the hand turkey. that's a great question. yeah, lots of politicians do them. they even post them on the white house instagram feed. i saw earlier, here's paul ryan's. that's nice. [ light laughter ] here's one that hillary clinton did. [ laughter ] >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: wine stains on it. >> steve: wow, there's wine stains. wow. >> jimmy: even donald trump got in on the fun. here's his hand turkey. isn't that cute. [ laughter and applause ] good for donald. happy thanksgiving, everybody. [ applause ] >> steve: so sweet. >> jimmy: that's sweet. >> steve: sweet. >> jimmy: last one is from jane eubank. i wonder if there's any relation to bob eubanks. >> steve: or kevin eubanks. >> jimmy: hey, jimmy, over the summer you played a snippet of the song called "moustache" from a french singer named katerine in your "do not play" segment. well, i actually loved the song. i was wondering if you could bring him on to sing it. i remember "moustache." you remember "moustache"? >> steve: yeah, i love "moustache." >> jimmy: can we hear a little bit of "moustache"? it's him laughing. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, we got it. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] make it stop. yeah. i love it. we'd love to have katerine on the show, but he's all the way in france. >> steve: it's impossible. >> jimmy: there's no way that we could possibly fly him here to new york city. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: to sing moustache. >> steve: no you can't do it. >> jimmy: for new york city. >> steve: for the new york city people. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there's no way we could have him fly all the way from france. what's that? >> steve: what? >> jimmy: guys, i just got word from the control room. that katerine is right here in the building and he's ready to perform his song. [ cheers and applause ] so now, all the way from france, give it up for singer and actor katerine performing his song "moustache"! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ moustache ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ moustache ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ mouchstache >> jimmy: katerine, everybody! stick around. we'll be right back with gary oldman! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ go slow. ♪ come on mom! ♪ let's go! ♪ mom! slow down! for the ones who keep pushing. always unstoppable. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪♪ well, it turns out she doesn't.ht i knew everything about garthbut now i do. i just finished his new book. yes, he wrote a book. i'm so proud of him. it's not a book. it's "the anthology part 1" of a part 5 series. it's a... it's a book with cds in it. and stories like i've never heard before. pictures i've never seen. in a really sweet package. i know what i'm getting everybody for christmas this year. (announcer) 240 pages, 5 albums, and hundreds of never-before-seen photos. available now at target. and honey, there's some things in here that i don't think i would've told. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. welcome back. our first guest is an academy award-nominated actor, earning much critical acclaim and awards buzz for his fantastic performance as winston churchill in the new film "darkest hour," which opens in select theaters wednesday, november 22nd. please welcome the very talented gary oldman. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about! that's a movie star! that is a movie star right there. you're a stud. welcome to "the tonight show." >> thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i -- i have not met you before. i'm very excited about this. >> no, first time here. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm very happy to have you. thank you so much for coming. >> and i'm just a big fan. >> jimmy: oh, please don't -- i didn't want you to say that. i wasn't setting you -- i swear, i promise. >> oh, yes. no, i know, but i am. >> jimmy: i know, please. everyone here -- [ light laughter ] tell me more. >> yeah. >> jimmy: tell me more about me. [ light laughter ] i was reading a lot about you, and i want to talk about this movie, "darkest hour." it's just phenomenal how you transform into winston churchill. i mean, it's -- i just can't believe it. i mean just the way you're hunched over -- i just -- anyway. we'll get into that. [ light laughter ] i read somewhere that you do impressions, too, as well, of other actors. is that true? >> no, yeah, but i -- but they don't hang in the hall of fame as great impressions. i just do them to amuse myself, so -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what i do every night. [ light laughter ] >> yes, i don't need an audience. >> jimmy: like, who do you do? >> well, you know, i'll see something. i'll be driving in the car, and i'll see home depot, and then suddenly i'm like -- like bob, you know -- >> jimmy: de niro. >> yeah. [ laughter ] [ as de niro ] "i got to get some screws." [ laughter and applause ] or my -- my son, gulliver, he's 20, and he's a lovely kid, but he just finds it very difficult to get up. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so he always says to me, "i really need to be somewhere tomorrow, will you -- please, would you give me a call?" and i'll go in and wake him up as, you know, al pacino or chris walken. you know, and i say -- [ as walken ] "uh, uh -- gully! come on. y --y -- you got to get up. it's crazy." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on! ♪ that is hall of fame material! that's what i wanted! [ laughter and applause ] i love you, man. let's talk about "darkest hour." >> yeah. >> jimmy: because man, oh, man. did you think, like, when they offered you this role -- winston churchill, i mean. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you go like, "oh, i can't do that." >> yeah, no i do that with every part. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. >> jimmy: do you over think it? >> yeah, i think -- well, i wouldn't cast me. why don't they get someone else? >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, it's part of how i have to -- i think, now, over so many years, and i do it almost every time that i think it must be part of the process -- that i need to come from a place of self-loathing or something, you know? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: maybe there is something, yeah. >> yeah, something crazy about it. but churchill, obviously, you know, this iconic figure, you're being asked to play who -- arguably the greatest briton who ever lived. >> jimmy: yeah, i agree. >> you know, to some. >> jimmy: i see you and i don't even remotely -- >> no. >> jimmy: see winston churchill. like just right now. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, i see a a studly man on the cover of magazines and a movie star. >> he keeps -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and a man -- >> i like being called studly. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. yeah. take a look at this. look at this. [ audience oohs ] is that insane? that's gary oldman. isn't that unbelievable? what a great job they did, makeup. >> yeah. >> jimmy: here's the one thing. first of all, just to act in general is hard. trust me, i've tried. [ light laughter ] and uh -- we'll talk about those movies later. but then how long would it -- does it take to get those prosthetics on? >> it takes -- it's 3 hours 15 minutes for the face and the wig, and then with the padding and the suit and everything, it was just a little under four hours. >> jimmy: yeah, and then you have to go to work. >> and then you do a 12-hour day, and then after the -- and then it's an hour to take it off. i mean -- >> jimmy: and it was a a phenomenal job. who did that? >> we went to -- we found the guy -- it wasn't completely -- it wasn't completely contingent on getting kazuhiro, but i did say there was only one man in the world that could do this, and it's a guy called kazuhiro tsuji. and he's a japanese artist and he retired from the movie business because actors wouldn't sit still in the chair. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i would get too fidgety. let's go, i gotta do my scene and get out. >> and you've got to -- so anyway, i -- he was local, and i said, "please, please, please do this." >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i guess he's going to go back to being a fine artist now. >> jimmy: but i mean, even like the -- the -- the neck fat. >> no, the neck fat. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you know? right? i mean, i watch for it, because if i see a bad wig or something, i'm out of the movie. i'm like, "ah, i don't buy it." >> but even like the pores in the skin and the thing. >> jimmy: the close-ups -- >> i mean, people would come to me on the set and, like, stand an inch from me and they would -- they would marvel at -- they couldn't work out where, you know, it started and i began. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but then you've become his mannerisms and just walking and walking with your hands behind your back, which only old people do, i think. [ laughter ] no one does that anymore. no one walks with their hands behind their back anymore. they should bring that back. but you -- you do that. >> bring it back. >> jimmy: yeah, and there's humor in it as well. and a lot of things i didn't even know, but you smoked all these cigars. i'm like -- i know it seems, like, silly, but if i smoked that many cigars, even as a a joke, i would throw up. >> no, i had -- [ laughter ] i had nicotine poisoning. i got through $30,000 worth of cigars. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: they're real cigars, right? >> yeah, they were the real churchill cigars, and we had a a break over christmas. and people went to decorate their christmas trees and do all of that and i went and had a colonoscopy. >> jimmy: merry christmas. [ laughter ] what do you give the man that has everything? yeah, exactly, yeah. [ laughter ] a colonoscopy. there you go. joe wright is the director. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and he did a a fantastic job. kristin scott thomas. >> yeah. >> jimmy: just -- i'm so happy to see her in the movie -- >> come back from -- >> jimmy: theater. >> yes. >> jimmy: ugh, i love her. and it's set, basically, it's five weeks of uh -- right? >> yeah, five very crucial weeks. it's 1940, set over the summer. the first, really, the twenty days of the premiership of churchill, and hitler's on the move, and britain want to do a a peace deal with hitler. they want to sort of capitulate and make some kind of, i guess, some kind of living arrangement, you know, that wouldn't have -- that would definitely not have worked out. >> jimmy: of course. >> and it was one man, churchill, who said "no." we're not giving up everything we have. we're going to fight. and, uh -- it changed the course of civilization. >> jimmy: it's amazing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and the story. but you also, just there's so many scenes in there where i'm just like, "yes!" like, "oh, this is so awesome." i can't, i'm like screaming and i'm jumping out of my seat, cheering for you because it was just amazing. i want to show everyone a clip. here's gary oldman as winston churchill in "darkest hour." take a look at this. >> now is the time to negotiate in order to obtain the best conditions possible. hitler will not insist on outrageous terms. he will know his own weaknesses. he will be reasonable. >> when will the lesson be learned? when will the lesson be learned? how many more dictators must be wooed? appeased? good god, giving him [ indiscernible ] before we learn? you cannot reason with a tiger when your head is in its mouth! >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ] that's how you do it! head is in his mouth! yes! gary oldman, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] go see "darkest hour" in select theaters november 22nd. we'll be right back with gigi hadid. stick around, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming back to the show. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: we love having you here. you, we have gary oldman. darryl strawberry's here. >> i'm so excited for you. i've heard --e >> jimmy: i love darryl strawberry. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he was one of my all-time -- he was in my top ten athletes growing up. i'm like, i love -- yeah. do you ever -- did you have a a top ten? >> kobe. [ scattered cheers ] was my -- i grew up in california. [ applause ] >> jimmy: kobe bryant? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were a big fan? >> yeah, i was a big lakers fan. my 13th birthday, i went to a a lakers game. had a lakers cake. and you know, had all the jerseys, the home jersey, the away jersey, the special edition. >> jimmy: yeah, you know -- >> both numbers. >> jimmy: that's right. he was seven and -- >> eight. 24. >> jimmy: oh, it was eight, yeah. [ light laughter ] i was getting up there. seven, eight, nine, ten, elev -- [ mumbling ] 24. >> okay. you got it. >> jimmy: yeah, well, i mean, 24 minus eight is seven. [ laughter ] so -- [ light laughter ] i met him once when he was a a rookie, he was barely on the lakers and i was barely a a comedian out in l.a. we went on a -- someone asked us to go on a beer run together. >> nice. >> jimmy: in l.a. and i didn't -- i was like, "okay, let's just go." we went to this place called pink dot. which, i don't know if you know pink dot. >> yeah, delivery place. >> jimmy: yeah, you can't buy stuff there. they have to deliver. >> you walked into the door and they were like, "uh-uh, buddy." >> jimmy: the guy was like, "we don't sell stuff here. you have to get it delivered." and we were like, "i don't understand." he put his i.d. up and he goes, "i'm a laker." and the guys was like -- >> did it work? >> jimmy: "come on in." >> yeah! >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. it worked. it totally worked. it totally worked. >> that's awesome. >> jimmy: congrats on the cover of "glamour" here. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: also you're picking up a nice award. "woman of the year." congratulations on getting a a nice award. >> thank you. >> jimmy: come on. >> thank you. it's -- "woman of the year" feels like a really big thing. and, like, no one wakes up feeling like woman of the year. you know? >> jimmy: no? >> so -- >> jimmy: well, you do now. yeah. >> still don't. >> jimmy: i know. but tell me about this new shoe line and what you're doing here. >> so, this new shoe line -- >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> so, last year, my first collaboration with stuart weitzman has already gone towards building three schools. they're done. one in guatemala -- >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. one in ghana and one in laos. and these shoes will go towards our commitment to build another three in the same countries. so, it's awesome. and if you bought the shoe last season, your money has already gone towards schools that are up and running. and, um -- yeah. >> jimmy: how great does that feel? [ cheers and applause ] >> awesome. i love it. i love it. >> jimmy: that feels great. >> it makes me so happy. >> jimmy: what are they called again? >> these are called the eyelove. >> jimmy: these are the eyelove. ooh, so i see. so, this is -- it's like an evil eye. >> yeah. so, my dad's palestinian. and it's a symbol that i grew up with. and it's not only in his culture, it's in a lot of cultures, shown in different ways, drawn in different ways. but it has the same meaning of protecting you from bad energy. and i think, besides the spiritual side of it, it's just a good mental reminder that when you put them on, just don't let those bad things come your way and don't let it affect your day. so, kind of nice. >> jimmy: i love that. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and they look gorgeous. >> jimmy: we actually got a a couple pairs in my size. >> okay, that's what i asked for! i'm so glad! do they fit? >> jimmy: are these the eyes? >> those are the eyelovemore. >> jimmy: eyelovemore. 'cause there's more eyes on this. these eyelovemores. >> you guys, jimmy is the only man in the world that these are made for. they're only for women, but we made them in his size. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you can wear them if you're a a guy. i think they're still cool. you're going to walk in them? no! >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> okay, wait. we're gonna foot model. >> jimmy: i mean, this is not bad. is that how i -- like that, like that? yeah. [ cheers ] hey, they're comfy. >> they look amazing on you! >> jimmy: i'm gonna wear this around the house. i love 'em. yeah. >> and your toes are warm, right? >> jimmy: totally. they're toasty. this is fantastic. >> great. >> jimmy: and again, pencils of promise. >> pencils of promise, yeah. >> jimmy: congratulations on that. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: we love having you here. last time, we talked about our love of burgers. >> yes. >> jimmy: and we had a a hamburger together. >> we did. >> jimmy: a bite of a a hamburger. >> yep. >> jimmy: well, today, now i'm going to give you a bite of my favorite hamburger. >> a tradition! >> jimmy: this is now a a tradition, now that we're doing this. this is from -- >> from where? >> jimmy: this is from a place in new york called island burger. >> yes! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: this is on 51st and 9th here in new york city. and this like -- this is like a a secret one that's on the secret burger list. >> so, we'll try like a new one every time. >> jimmy: every time you come on, we'll try a different burger and give props to a good burger place. >> love it. >> jimmy: and any suggestions, you know, send them on in. if you have, like, you know -- i know i'm going to hear from wahlburger. >> my mom's going to be so proud of me that i putting my napkin on my lap. >> jimmy: that's what i was about to do. [ light laughter ] >> there we go, mom. >> jimmy: i just want to take my flats off first. here we go. [ light laughter ] here we go. ready? let's have a -- and cheers to you. >> cheers. >> jimmy: and cheers to eyelove. >> cheers. i love burgers! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love you, pal. 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> all right, all right. >> jimmy: darryl, please, welcome! darryl strawberry in the house! [ cheers and applause ] in new york! >> new york! >> jimmy: come on, buddy. we love you. i love you. i got to say, i met you once before. it was 1987. and maybe -- and i waited for maybe three hours to get your autograph. >> were you like nine? >> jimmy: i think i was probably like 11 or 12. >> 12, okay, good. >> jimmy: and it was in new jersey. paramus, new jersey. >> paramus, new jersey. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: at a mall. and i waited and you were my sister's first autograph and she loved you and had a crush on you. like, "oh, my god. darryl strawberry, we love him so much." and we waited and you were so cool. and meeting you in person was great. and we used to impersonate your batting stance, because you stand -- you stand like that. >> something like that, yeah. >> jimmy: that was your move. >> it was like a little bit more like this, you know? like a lift and separate. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] but still, i mean -- >> you gotta get that lift and separate in there, jimmy. >> jimmy: still get the how -- you know what i'm saying? when you see that -- 'cause look at this. this is a picture. this is you. come on. little lift and separate. that's the way to do it right there. [ cheers and applause ] hittin' dingers left and right. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, come on. you said something, you sent a a text to our producer last night that i found funny. this is how you sign your name on a text. you put darryl emoji strawberry. [ laughter ] and i was like, yeah. that's great. [ applause ] only you -- only you can do that. >> that's pretty cool, right? >> jimmy: you own the strawberry emoji! >> i own the strawberry emoji. that's pretty cool though, right? >> jimmy: yeah, of course it is! >> i thought about it -- when i saw the strawberry, i thought about it. said, "hmm, this will be pretty good." you know, i could just put d. strawberry. >> jimmy: yeah, that's it. you don't even have to type it out. it's a cool, awesome strawberry. and i think that's one of the reasons i think all my friends love you, too. it's such a great name. >> well, thank you. i appreciate it. it was a great name for new york. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. well, the big -- the big -- we call it the big strawberry here. >> big strawberry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but we -- i remember watching the series. did you ever get bothered when people in the crowd would go -- [ chanting ] "darryl, darryl." you know, am i bringing back nightmares? >> no, no, there's no nightmare. i thought it was pretty cool. i always thought, you know, when people were saying that, i thought they realized that i'm in the ballpark, you know? so just know that i'm in the ballpark. eventually i'm going to do something good. i'm probably going to hit a a home run off the scoreboard. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's going to get you hyped up. >> you are. it does get you hyped up. i wasn't one of those players that worried about what fans were saying about me or anything. it never bothered me, because i had my own inner struggle. so i never really worried about that. when i was a baseball player, i put on that uniform and i had more confidence than anybody on the field. i believe i was the best every time i hit the field. and that's what you have to believe in yourself, whatever you do. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] brings us to the book. congratulations on this. >> yeah. >> jimmy: "don't give up on me." what -- 14 years sober now, is that right? >> yes. 14 years in december. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's good, man. >> yes. >> jimmy: so happy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and you're going around, you're talking, and you're spreading the word of, "hey, hang in there. don't give up." >> well, it's about faith. it's about helping people. it's about encouraging people to believe in who they are, no matter what's happened. we all have struggles. i'm an overcomer by the blood of the lamb. nothing great about me. [ cheers and applause ] so it's important that we know that we have a chance and an opportunity to give back to help people who are struggling. "don't give up on me" was great from the team, with shawn, lou, ron dock, john picciano, our team, and the doctors. we came together. we wanted to write this book. we wanted to educate people about addiction. it's a disease. and you know, the stigma about people being weak, it's not true. so, lives matter. with the epidemic that we have in america today, and we have kids od-ing and dying like crazy, we need to get back to educating people the importance of helping people. because god loved us first, so we need to learn how to love people. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're awesome. i'm so happy to meet you. i love darryl strawberry, everybody! >> thank you. >> jimmy: "don't give up on me" is available now. you're a good man. we'll be right back with a a performance from macklemore featuring dave b, travis thompson, and dj premier! 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ corner store, 2 am got some mango hi-chews a bag of chips rollin' through the city ♪ ♪ and we hide behind the tints in the benz-o got the swisher out ♪ ♪ the window, then we dip posted at the corner store posted at the corner store posted at the corner store ♪ ♪ posted at the corner store okay, 2 am, i'm posted all in my jansport moving to utah, run with ♪ ♪ might treat your block like a dance floor finesse the rent out the landlord ♪ ♪ mama said "pull your pants up" bending corners and scraper ♪ ♪ are loyal to tell my bands up i'm pushing, moving work proving ♪ ♪ there's commas on the way put on pedestal, blow the medical to the face it's sad that they ♪ ♪ know my face rollin heaven in my new wraith declining the call ♪ ♪ from labels still grubbin' on struggle tastes they all wanna know ♪ ♪ what's next i don't even know myself nah, i don't wanna hear your i don't really ♪ ♪ need your help i'm posted and smoking just like my uncles before me i politic with the stagnant forget my day ♪ ♪ by the morning, it go corner store, 2 am got some mango hi-chews a bag of chips ♪ ♪ rollin' through the city and we hide behind the tints in the benz-o ♪ ♪ got the swisher out the window, then we dip posted at the corner store posted at the corner store ♪ ♪ posted at the corner store posted at the corner store i grew up on old english that's that malt liquor ♪ ♪ never smoked a backwood it was all swishers before i pulled a fake id out on a bartender ♪ ♪ i was on bag of cuban z's walking off kilter we ain't have no common sense through that dirt ♪ ♪ and hop that fence roasting, talking we mobbing i just got my mama's whip we blow dank out that window right with your tape up ♪ ♪ it's garbage i used to roll up a spliff and i mixed the weed with the parliament ♪ ♪ couldn't tell you 'bout our future we was on the corner, posted wasn't thinking ♪ ♪ 'bout tomorrow on the rooftop smoking swisher guts in the funyun bag ♪ ♪ i was just doing my thing hit the hot food aisle got the gizzards instead of the wings ♪ ♪ but it's all love run my route play the course sweatpants, shorts ♪ ♪ wife beater, posted on the porch reminiscing, 2:11, and we smokin' on some ports ♪ ♪ and getting hella faded gotta re-up so you know we 'bout to hit the corner store, 2 am ♪ ♪ got some mango hi-chews a bag of chips rollin' through the city and we hide ♪ ♪ behind the tints in the benz-o got the swisher out the window ♪ ♪ then we dip posted at the corner store posted at the corner store posted at the corner store ♪ ♪ posted at the corner store taking my time working it out counting the coin ♪ ♪ breaking my back all in my loins all on my nerves can't get a break ♪ ♪ but that's my snack call me almond joy mama's boy can't afford none of what you ordered ♪ ♪ i'm hardly on not quite broke off the wall ♪ ♪ but on the boarder pushing pen to the paper for peso they wanna leggo ♪ ♪ close construction no room for the huevos you gotta love it that's benny ♪ ♪ he like montego he save you like the gecko he not gon' pay the debt 'til you ice, get og maco ♪ ♪ boy so wonderful them cheap thrills they come and they go, yeah talking 'bout we saved ♪ ♪ you a seat, boy, boy they don't want no one to know long as you comfortable, yeah ♪ ♪ corner store, 2 am got some mango hi-chews a bag of chips rollin' through the city ♪ ♪ and we hide behind the tints in the benz-o got the swisher ♪ ♪ out the window then we dip posted at the corner store ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: macklemore! [ cheers and applause ] macklemore, dave b, travis thompson, dj premier, "gemini" is out now. we'll be right back, everybody. "gemini"! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to gary oldman, gigi hadid, darryl strawberry, kel mitchell, macklemore! [ cheers and applause ] dave b, travis thompson, dj premier. and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight, jeremy irons. from the nfl network, analyst rich eisen. founder of callisto, activist, jessica ladd. featuring the 8g band with michel'le baptiste. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: great to hear. in that case let's get to the news. president trump delivered a statement at the white house today about his 12 day trip to asia. a trip during which he apparently wasn't given any water. [ light laughter ]

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