boarding it up. firefighters are battling slower response times and dwindling resources. today some on bethel island are sifting through a soggy mess. not from rain or floods. it's almost cruel punishment that on this floodplain where water is a constant threat, fire is a real danger too. >> this is the tragedy that happens. nobody can fight a ware. >> reporter: jodi could only watch as fire gutted her home and firefighters battled the flames from afar. the blaze started next door. >> i feel bad for my neighbors. >> reporter: a downed power line kept firefighters from being more aggressive. most city firefighters would hook into a hydrant. >> we don't have that luxury here. there's no working fire hydrants. >> reporter: the hydrants that exist are relics of a time when there was a working pump to feed them. there hadn't been for years. a new building development went belly up before there were homes built and before it could provide infrastructure. another luxury the island does without, a fire station. the cash strapped fire district closed it. long time resident has been trying to raise money to reopen it. >> i think this may reinvigorate the efforts. >> reporter: the closest truck today was five miles away. those firefighter history to truck in water and draft it from the slew behind the homes. lucked out with high tide. this is what lucked out looks like. >> if you live in bethel island you better have fire insurance. you're going to need. >> reporter: here's a list of the resources thrown at the fire. 40 firefighters, 10 engines, 4 fire tankers that brought in water. and none of it was enough because if you can't get ahead of the flames in terms of response time, none of that matters. noelle walker, ktvu channel 2 news. san jose police are looking for a gunman who shot a 17-year- old boy right in front of a middle school. investigators say the victim was standing on hopkins drive. school officials rushed to help the young man. his wounds are not life threatening. police are investigating whether the shooting was gang related. more details now about an officer-involved shooting in san jose monday that left one man dead. the officer, bruce bartholomew was involved in another shooting last november. the 5-year veteran shot a suspect during an ambush on police. that suspect survived his injuries and was taken into custody. so far authorities have not released the name of the man who was shot and killed on monday. oakland teachers are critical of a new report on how to improve the city's public schools. the washington, d.c.-based national council on teacher quality released its study today. among the recommendations are improving teacher evaluations linking raises to student achievement and lengthening the teacher's workday to 8 hours. the study reflects the corporate reform agenda of its private backers. the group says better teacher pay, smaller class sizes and clean and safe school would do more to improve education. a judge resumed in favor of the san francisco 49 earns today saying $30 million in disputed tax money was intended for the new santa clara stadium. schools argued they needed that money for classrooms while the team tried to use it to balance the state budget. the money will stay frozen until the judge decides how it should be allocated. employees at san francisco general hospital rallied in front of the hospital over allegations of workplace bullying. union employees point to the case of a hospital interpreter. she left work to take care of her ailing mother and when she returned her managers harassed her. >> it's not her situation. many workers are being bullied on the job, harassed on the job. many of them go on stress and it's wrong. >> the activists say not only is the harassment illegal. there are specific bullying protections in the union contract. we called sf general for a comment about the allegations but no v not heard back. a group of citizens are preparing an attempt to recall the county sheriff following a vote of no confidence. sheriff frank rive row says he is not planning to step down. allegations against the sheriff include lawsuits, mismanagement of staff, and the district attorney's conclusion that sheriff rivoro lied about a 2008 shooting. a recall requires voter signatures on a petition followed by a county vote. up in at 6, a community meeting is stirring up controversy tonight. we're seeing protesters and a big police presence outside. >> reporter: it's just a community forum tonight. you can see san rafel added extra officers tonight to keep the peace. there are more than 100 protesters with signs outside the community center right now. this is in response to a flier trying to get people to speak out. this rally flier has started a contentious conversation in marin county. >> it should be inclusive of everyone that contributes here which includes the dishwashers, waiters, teachers, waitresses, everyone that has to do with our quality of life. >> reporter: the group who created this flier is rallying for more affordable housing. they say a forum being held at this community center by citizen marin doesn't address the needs of lower income people. >> there are legitimate concerns about environmental impacts, pollution, traffic. we want to say to them that no, it's not a solution to affordable housing. >> it's free, it's for everyone to come. >> reporter: but the co-founder tells us they're not against all affordable housing. the meeting aims to discuss possible alternatives. really meeting needs and not being -- working with mandates coming just from the state or from regional agencies. >> reporter: the forum will include time for public comment. >> we are urging our participants to be very civil. to be respectful. we ask questions and hope they can walk away feeling more include. >> reporter: the meeting is expected to last several hours. and san rafael police expect so stay here for the duration. bay area high-tech companies are working to help the homeless in san francisco. project homeless connect brought together all under one roof, medical, social and housing services to aid the city's estimated 6400 homeless people today. the organization is now partnering with the san francisco citizens initiative for technology. that's a group of 500 tech companies representing 25,000 employees. >> the hope is we can generate thousands of dollars of resources that will go into direct services to help people on the streets. >> they hope tech companies will help streamline the process for the homeless to get services. there is currently a backlog for section 8 and public housing lists. two california oil refineries are going off the market. valero has been searching for a buyer for the refineries. the company's ceo says there is little interest due to california's stringent regulations on emissions. the company says it will upgrade the facility. bart is battling pigeons with a lot of money and little success. the agency is spending about $7 million trying to fight the pigeon problem and keep the birds from nesting inside of stations. at this point nothing seems to be working. spike strips have been put down. bart officials say the birds are pretty clever and they've learned to adapt and roost around the stakes. >> i can see them spending some money. $7million may or may not be too much. yeah, i'd say to clean up would be an issue of concern for any traveler. >> the pigeon problem is of particular concern near the oakland coliseum. from wet back to dry. i'll outline how long the transition will take and if the temperatures will bounce back. spring in the sierra. why the snowy start to the season was bad news for a championship. they used to hang people for it, now they just get a slap on the wrist. the proposed change to a law that california ranchers were wrangling over today. today is national ag day. one state law maker using this day to introduce a new bill that would make tougher penalties for cattle rustling. ken pritchett is live in liver more. he talked to one cattle owner who has been hit hard by he's. >> reporter: not too long ago cattle rustlers took two heifers. nobody was caught. thigh are animals that are accustomed to people. it likely wasn't difficult when cattle rustlers made off with a dozen of them. >> those animals were worth well over $22,000 on that day. >> reporter: we talked with ranch owner by phone. he says the heifers were a month away from dropping calves. $22,000 doesn't even covert loss. >> worth many times that if you consider the number of calves they will produce. >> reporter: the value of cattle has gone up by as many as 50% in recent years, making theft more tempting and the consequences if caught are light. frank has a bill to change that. >> the people convicted of stealing will stay in jail. not get a slap on the hand and be turned out the next day. they will be sent straight to jail. >> reporter: in the case of the ranch the theft took planning, a trailer large enough to carry off a dozen cattle. >> they weren't amateurs. they're people who have been around cattle before. >> reporter: the loss of profit felt by the rancher, a crime that goes beyond just cattle rustling. >> it happens to the bunny industry. it happens to the poultry industry, the pork industry, the goat and sheep industry. all of us are feeling the same pinch. even the horse industry. >> reporter: this bill has yet to group for a vote. if passed it would limit probation for those who steal livestock. yosemite may face drastic changes in an effort to restore the park's natural setting. environmental activists say some of the current activities harm the river. potential changes will be discussed at a public meeting tomorrow in san francisco. today the first day of spring started out like the first days of winter. wet. but overall this past winter was a dry one. snow pack for the season is currently below average, but even so the state's big central and northern california reservoirs are very near or over seasonal levels. that's because water levels were held after early season storms. >> we had great rain last year and runoff. so we came into the season really full. excessively almost. >> as the season changes we can look forward to more daylight. the first day of spring is when night and day are of equal length. from now on the days will grow longer. this rain system is bringing snow to the sierra. the extra powder postponed the first day of the u.s. alpine ski championships. the men's giant slalom was expected for this morning. about 500 skiers are at squaw to compete at that competition. rainfall accumulations were light. let's take a look at what we had. we needed the rain. we had light amounts. depended where you were. you can see the showers as they move through. still some sprinkles out there now. left behind a few light rainfall accumulations. 0.22 in mountain view. not enough to really make a big dent. boy, anything helps. right now what we have in the mountains is some activity still occurring. this system gets hung up in the west slope. around the bay we have light sprinkles. i'm getting reports of some very light shower activity. drizzle. kind of like what we saw most of the day today. we'll see more clearing. probably some valley fog. overnight lows in the upper 30s, low 40s. watch for the valley fog. dew points are running high too. valley fog kind of a concern for the morning commute. we start off at 10:00, this is the computer model. you see by freemont a few sprinkles. before midnight we'll see light sprinkles. in is the deal where the wipers are on intermittent. 2:00 a.m., a few sprinkles in san jose. your day tomorrow looks nice. warms up and clears up quickly. so the forecast calls for high pressure to build back in. temperatures increase. just at the coast, at the bay and inland. not a major jump. some areas could be 10 degrees warmer tomorrow than they were today. warming trend takes us to the weekend. here we go. forecast highs tomorrow. 67 in fairfield. so numbers certainly warmer than the 50s we saw today. couple low 60s. as we head to santa clara valley. good air quality. warming daytime highs. we're looking at 66 in morgan hill. nice looking weather. i'm not super thrilled with that last weather event. it would be nice to get a couple of inches. just checking the rainfall percents of average for the 10:00 news. some areas are down to 65, 68%. we don't see a lot of rain in the five day. so -- >> are you seeing anything beyond that? >> there is something next week that might be productive for us. hopefully that will work out. >> keep watching it. thank you, bill. coming up at 7 on tv 36. >> it's not something which police should have access to without a warrant. >> he says his rights were violated when police took his cell phone. the new lawsuit that may redefine california search and seizure laws. an aid yes clip that seems to confirm inflammatory comments made at a san francisco show. actor warren beatty and joe montana are gathering in sacramento now. we'll tell you about event bringing such different california celebrities together. governor jerry brown will induct californians into the hall of fame this evening. based on leadership and contributions to the golden state. actor warren beatty and civil right vests are also on the list. the san francisco bread company is opening a new store tomorrow. the first 100 people in line will get one free loaf of bread every day for a year. this is video from december of another store opening. organizers expect people to begin camping out tonight to reserve their spot in line. mark is here now. getting a chance to meet the 49ers newest receiver today. >> also on hand was their new place kicker. mr. dawson. they're excited about this new receiver giving the 49ers another legitimate threat for their quarterback to throw to. this guy, boldin is a true professional. showed up today. now he is officially is 49er. he's actually called his quarterback to make sure the two are on the same page. all is good, although he admits initially didn't know what to make of the deal when it was first announced. >> initially was shocking. but i think once all of that wears off you get to examine the situation. for me it's great. the one thing i can say is that a very talented team. a team i played against in the super bowl. it's a team that's right there. a team that's going ton competitive. >> can't wait to see colin kaepernick hit that guy as a target. the nfl finally abolishes the so-called tuck rule. raider fans remember in 2002, a fumble which would have clinched the victory for oakland only to have officials overturn the decision. now if a quarterback loses control of the ball before he has it fully protected after opting not to throw it is a fumble. that's hard to follow, but it makes sense. another major rule change that will just open a huge can of worms. ball carriers now can no longer use the crown of their heads to make contact with the defender in the open field. there are so many questions concerning this convoluted new rule. all it is is a thinly disguised attempt by the nfl to cover their rear ends in future lawsuits. that is going to cause a lot of controversy in the upcoming season. valentine's day 1997, that was the last time the warriors beat the spurs in san antonio. they're there tonight. we'll tell you at 10 if they can pull it off. 1997. 28 straight losses down there. mark, thank you. >> we are learning more about a young man who was struck and killed by a train. the promising musician whose life was taken far too early. mom, i invited justin over for lunch. good. no, not good. he's a vegetarian and he's going to be here in 20 minutes! don't stress. we can figure this out. 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i just amended my will to include you as a beneficiary. what? i think of you as family. you're like a daughter to me. i want to make sure you're taken care of after i'm gone. oh. mr. pitt. i feel a cold coming on. get me a cold pill from the medicine cabinet. you mustn't. you have to check with the pharmacy before you combine anything with your heart medicine. i'll check. we don't want anything to happen to you. we want you to live a long, long time. look at that. i got one picture left. how about a shot of me and mr. morgan? why? why? because we're a team. come on. would you take this for us? here we go. ha ha. anyone ever tell you you look a lot like sugar ray leonard? excuse me? yeah, you must hear that all the time. i suppose we all look alike to you, right, costanza? wha--no, no, no. no, it's not a racial thing. there really is a resemblance. don't you think he looks like sugar ray? come on. somebody... back me up. ha ha. come on. a little--little help. maybe he looks a little like sugar ray leonard. a little? come on. you still shouldn't have said it. you think morgan thinks i have a racial bias? maybe. i would have marched on selma if it was in long island. so you would have marched on great neck? absolutely. i still might. i always hated those girls. they'd never date me. hey. hey, there you are. you ready? for what? he's taking me to the airport. we got a few minutes. what, you got no luggage? i'm only going for the day. i just got to stop by the drugstore, pick up a toothbrush. who does that look like? well... hmm...i don't know. come on, come on. not salt, but... what, pepper johnson? no. sugar ray leonard. oh, no way. i'll bet you the next three people i ask two of them will say it looks like him. how much, $100? $200? 1,000. what are you doing? you're not betting. he's not supposed to bet. jerry, it's a lock. you've had this under control for almost three years now. don't start again. but it's a lock. no. what are you going to do about morgan? it'd be great if he saw me with my black friends. you don't really have black friends. outside of us, you don't have white friends, either. hello, joe? who is this? it's me, george costanza. who? remember i was here a while back? we watched breakfast at tiffany's together. what do you want? well, i've rented another video, joe and there's some popcorn. i thought we could do it again. go away. remy. hi. you. what are you doing here? i got another audrey hepburn movie. remy, is that you? daddy, that man's here again. remy, i want you up here instantly. remy, i was just thinking the last time we were together-- oh, that's great. just pull the car around front. i'll meet you. you sure? i'll take care of it. throw that in there, would you? excuse me. i take heart medication. what would you recommend for a runny nose? take an antihistamine. they're over there. it's all right to take them? they're great. what about appetite suppressants? uh... oh. here. here you go. thank you, young man. have a good day, sir. so this is the swanky diplomat's club. i don't see katie. oh, is this a fellow club member? she's this woman who's booking me on college tours. she thinks i'm some big celebrity that has to be pampered and explained everything. i'm going to get some snacks before my flight. jerry. hi, katie. you found the airport. yes, i followed the planes. i see you're having coffee. just so you know they also have decaf. i talked to the hostess. they'll also be serving coffee on the plane along with a selection of cocktails and-- thanks. thanks for telling me. what's going on? i'm lenore walker, mr. pitt's estate lawyer. i arrived to discuss his will and found justin had collapsed. oh, my god. who are you? this is the girl i want to put in my will. please rest, mr. pitt. you're the assistant. why weren't you here taking care of him? well, he gave me the morning off. i was doing a little shopping. how did this happen? he took a very dangerous combination of prescription heart medicine and these other pills. you were supposed to talk to the pharmacist. i spoke to somebody who worked there. oh, i'm going to go call that pharmacy. how well do you know her? just so you know before we take off they'll tell us what to do if we crash. yes, i know. i've flown before. just didn't want you to freak out. the chance of a crash is very slim. do you have to go to the bathroom? because even if you don't better go now. you won't get another chance until after takeoff. hey, how you doing? pretty good. the name's kramer. earl haffler. nice to meet you. i'm headed to houston. where are you headed? oh, i'm happy right here. isn't this place amazing? planes flying in from all over the world, and they know the minute they're arriving. aw, they don't know a darn thing. that's why my flight to houston's been delayed. they're all morons. in fact, i'll bet you that flight to pittsburgh takes off before my flight to houston. a bet? um... i don't bet anymore. friendly wager. no, i haven't bet in three years. keep things interesting. pass the time. o.k., how much? you're on, cowboy. how about 200? how you doing? o.k. nice day today. what? i'm george. george costanza. you live around here? now arriving at gate 12... this could be mexico city. come on, seattle! come on, mexico city! yeah, seattle! flight number 42... ohh! from mexico city. yeah, man! all right. come on. let's go again. let's go again. mr. pitt do you need anything? no. uhh... you need to sit up. why don't i get you a pillow? o.k. ohh...ohh... full house. lighting guy's lou. his birthday's next week. i don't care. now don't freak out, but the pilot will be in the audience. who? remember the plane? the pilot's out there to watch the show. i don't care. why are you telling me this? i just didn't want you to freak out. why would i freak out? all right, ladies and gentlemen a big hand for mr. jerry seinfeld! hey! all right. good afternoon, ithaca. welcome. good to see you here. boy, there's a lot of orange cones on the thruway on the way... up here. uh... uh, i--i, uh... didn't go very well, did it? no, it didn't. and you know why? seeing that pilot in the audience really freaked me out. if you hadn't mentioned anything i would've been fine. i became obsessed with him. i'm stupid, i'm stupid. he asked for tickets i should've said no. i'll go chew him out. oh, it doesn't matter now. don't you worry. i'm on top of this. yeah, yeah. and i'm on the bottom! well, mr. kramer, looks like you're in the hole $3,200. will that be cash or check? come on. one more bet. double or nothing, huh? all right. but let's see some cash on the table. o.k., let me call my bank. all right. just stay here. [telephone rings] hello. uh, yeah, it's me. what's up? o.k., listen i need some cash. what for? i just need it. that's all. oh, no. don't tell me. you're gambling again, aren't you? oh, you weak, weak man. where are you? the airport. airport? we've been betting on arrivals and departures. i'm down 3,200. you got to get me-- i don't have that kind of dough. oh, no, no. not the bag. help me, man. i'm desperate. all right! all right! [pilot] sorry for the delay, folks. there's been a slight complication, but we're handling it, then we'll be on our way to la guardia. what's the complication? mr. seinfeld? yes. i'm sorry, but the pilot's asked that you leave this plane. what? apparently he has some sort of problem with you. i'm not surprised. i really let him have it. he had no business being in your audience if you didn't want him there. i didn't care! well, now the pilot doesn't want you on his plane. he can't just throw me off the plane. he can, if he believes a passenger will be a disturbance. i'm not a disturbance! well, apparently you are disturbing him, sir. someone is waiting for me! i don't want you to freak out-- i'm freaking out! i am freaking out! 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[ring] hello. george. hey! jerry. how was ithaca? i'm still here. go to the diplomat's club-- hey, jerry what was the name of that exterminator who fumigated your apartment? karl, i think. karl. yeah, yeah. he was a nice guy. yeah. what company was it? defend. defend. yeah we talked a little bit. you need an exterminator? not really. oh, don't tell me. because he's black? gotta go. george. george! hello. this is jerry seinfeld. is elaine there? hold on. elaine, there's a jerry seinfeld on the phone for you. hello. elaine, i need a big favor. go meet bridgette at the diplomat's club. i'll be late. that's at the airport. i don't want bridgette to think i stood her up. she'll freak out. o.k., o.k., you sound a little freaked out yourself. i am a little freaked out! calm down. i'll handle it. o.k., but leave now! i said i'll handle it! kramer. hey. o.k., here it is. good. here's my collateral. so it's a mailbag, so what? so what? you know whose mailbag that is? "david berkowitz." son of sam. the worst mass murderer the post office ever produced. where'd you get this? i took over his route. and, boy, were there dogs on that route. any of them talking to you? just to tell me to keep off the snacks. your bud is a hell of a guy. yeah, don't i know it? o.k., cosmo, we're back in business. let's check out the board. now, uh, who do you like? how about ithaca vs. boston? all right. i'll give you a sporting chance. i'll take ithaca. double or nothing. double or nothing. where are we? i'm not sure. well, is this even a road? we lost the road a half hour ago. why didn't you wake me? you said not to bother you with minor details. no road is a major detail. now i know. keep going or turn around-- do you have a preference? look out! may i help you? i'm the exterminator. oh, yes. of course. come in. why didn't you want me to bring my equipment or wear my uniform? yes. well, if the other people in the office saw i'd called an exterminator, they would just panic. they're a jittery group. ha ha ha. besides, this is a friendly visit. karl, right? do i know you? sure. we met at jerry seinfeld's when you fumigated for fleas over there. seinfeld... oh, yeah. funny white guy, right? jerry? yes, i suppose he is white. i never really thought of that. i don't really see people in terms of color. you know there's someone i'd like you to meet. is mr. morgan in? mr. morgan left for dinner. he left. huh. karl, you hungry? [television news] here's a new twist on carpooling. early this morning a lost manhattanite drove through a residential backyard and wound up in a swimming pool near ithaca, new york. comedian jerry seinfeld, the passenger, seemed a little freaked out. that's it. no more questions. i don't care. uhh...uhh! that's him! the man who gave me the pills in the drugstore. he's no pharmacist! jerry seinfeld... i know that name. he called here earlier for elaine. order anything you want, it's all on me. just do me kind of a favor. pretend we're old friends. oh, my god! mr. morgan what a coincidence! mr. morgan i want you to meet a dear old friend of mine, karl. i'm the exterminator. that's what we called him in high school-- the exterminator. heh heh heh. he was a linebacker. oh, boy. eh! oh, did we have some wild times. well, that newman was your good-luck charm. i should've quit at double or nothing. are traveler's checks acceptable? oh, i accept. he worked in the cubicle right next to me. we once double-dated. yeah. it's a pleasure doing business with a gentleman like yourself. [kramer laughs] kramer. elaine. what are you doing here? jerry asked me to meet bridgette. hear about his plane in ithaca? what about the plane in ithaca? our stupid friend freaked out the pilot. single-handedly delayed the plane a whole hour. can you believe that? whew, boy. your friend caused the delay? you're a cheat. no, no. wait! nobody hustles earl haffler. come on. see you around cosmo. what? damn it. howdy, ma'am. poison you? ha! jerry seinfeld tried to poison you? wait. mr. pitt what are you, delirious? he's never even met you. you're fired elaine. goodbye. goodbye? jerry, what happened? bridgette! i'm so sorry. i got stuck out of town. i missed our whole time together. well, my plane doesn't leave for another half hour. really? oh, god. it's him! it's the pilot! captioning made possible by columbia tristar domestic television captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- denny's value menu's got the... cheese quesadilla, all you can eat pancakes the classic burger, the fried cheese melt. so many choices, so little airtime. the $2$4$6$8 value menu®. only at denny's. ahh! ha. i love this place. karl and i come here all the time. is that right? i come here all the time. you wouldn't believe the rat droppings in the kitchen. just what i thought. so you really are an exterminator? this time, george, you've sunk to a new low. check, please. hey, sugar ray leonard can eat here on the house. yeah! yeah! mr. morgan, did you hear that? mr. morgan! sofa... desk... you know what? why don't you go get some frozen yogurt. i got this. you're so sweet. you got this, right? i do got this. let us get everything off the shelf, and to your home. sofa... desk... you know what? why don't you go get some frozen yogurt. i got this. you're so sweet. you got this, right? i do got this. let us get everything off the shelf, and to your home. it's from game of thrones. what do you think? i don't know. if we're going to start a fantasy sword collection-- and i've long thought we should-- is this really the sword to start with? what did you have in mind? well, off the top of my head i'd have to go with excalibur. it gives you the right to rule england. it would be a replica of a movie prop. fair enough. it'd give you the right to rule a replica of england. well, they don't have an excalibur here, so what do you want to do? mm. tough decision. there's no weaponry from lord of the rings forged in a chinese sweatshop? just bilbo baggins' sword over there. two grown men with a hobbit's dagger; wouldn't we look silly? okay, let's go for it. oh, i see you guys have found my little treasure. yeah. it's okay, i guess. okay? it's magnificent. buh-buh-buh-buh! what do you want for it? oh, it's hard to put a price on something that's a copy of something that was on pay cable. but for my friends let's say 250? oh, that's pretty steep. well, it's a limited edition. they only made 8,000 of these bad boys. only 8,000? we're wasting precious time. buy it. hang on. can you do any better? are you kidding? i'm already giving you the friends and family discount. oh, did you hear that? we're getting the friends and family discount. we are honored and we will take it. slow down. two hundred. what are you doing? 250 is already the discounted price. will you shut up? tell you what, i'll go 235. nope. maybe another time. okay, 225-- my final offer. take it, take it.