If thereâs an upside to being in my 80s, itâs that Iâm not growing up in these terrible times. We already know that, thanks to the totally unnecessary lockdown, kids are suffering depression and committing suicide in record numbers. Even now, as things begin to open up a bit in certain states, kids are still being forced to wear those stupid, useless, unhealthy masks even when engaged in athletic events. I canât even imagine how, as an adult, if I were still playing tennis, I could have survived running around, deprived of oxygen. Although our Democratic overseers insist theyâre only following the science, they have yet to explain the science behind sucking in the carbon dioxide that our bodies are trying to expel. In fact, as an experiment, Iâd love to be able to challenge Biden, Fauci or any of their media stooges to wear a mask while doing 10 minutes of physical exertion and not keel over or throw up.