this video appearance at funnierguy.com. >> she could be the last girl i ever kiss. no girl may ever kiss me. >> you know, i bet you wouldn't get some girl to kiss you right now. >> i don't think so. >> friend, all we have to do is pretend to drown and a perfect 10 lifeguard will come up and save us and give us mouth to mouth. ♪ afraid to step into the light ♪ some people need to have somebody ♪ ♪ to surrender the fight don't you worry ♪ ♪ it's gonna be all right >> no, no, no, we're good! we're good! >> are you sure? >> yeah. >> what's wrong? >> resume your lifeguarding duty somewhere else. please go back up to the stand. please. >> because i'm fat? >> no, no! definitely not because of that! >> oh, wow! >> we scared you and we're sorry. >> you know, that's really mean, you guys. i was going to save your life. you know how shallow that is. yeah, i'm a real woman!