COLORADO SPRINGS, CO - He made a list, he checked it twice, and he's wearing a protective face covering. Santa Claus, zipping across the globe on sleigh pulled by eight reindeer, has been spotted on radar by the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD). NORAD has been tracking the object on its radar since the early morning hours of Christmas Eve, has confirmed the sleigh's lone occupant is Kris Kringle, and reports that the lead reindeer appears to have a shiny red, beacon-like nose that is being used as a navigation tool. A special examination of the most up-to-date data also shows that the festive fellow in the red suit and matching hat is making frequent stops, visiting every city, town and village all over the world, and magically delivering presents.