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Now i know why gracie took my breakfast away from me. thanks to my 21inch private eye. laughing great invention. You know what that Little Television said . Im the mata hari of beverly hills. laughing can you imagine what would happen if everybody had a Television Set like mine . They would just sit around, and. No, come to think of it, that would be pretty boring. Every time you tuned in, you would see somebody else sitting in front of his Television Set, watching you watching him. laughing another way to get information is to go to a fortune teller. When i was young, i had my palm read by a ...

And im not spoiled, but i will be if i dont get to go. Mommy, do i get to go . Ah, ah. Dont try to influence the judge. I dont know, dear. But if you dont, well have fun right here. All right, bud, youre next. I think i should get to go to the Football Game because, someday, i intend to play football. And if i dont get to see a big game, how am i gonna learn . Thats a pretty logical reason, i think. Ah, ah. Dont try to influence the judge. Betty . I think i should go to the game because. I adore football. I adore the wholesome sportsmanship of the game. And i adore the handsome, distinguished ...

[ applause ] people get very giftconscious on days like this, and i want to thank the lady from the audience who left the longstemmed american beauty in my dressing room. [ laughter ] although your daughter seems like a nice girl, i cant get her on the show. You were ahead of me, werent ya . [ laughter ] by the way, if youre out here as tourists especially today and you [ applause ] welcome. All right. And if youre up on hollywood boulevard and you see a man walking along dressed as cupid, that does not mean its valentines day, thatthat means its murray. He dresses that way every single day. [...

But we dont do one thing to encourage them. You know, youre right blanche. Now take george. I doubt if hes had dinner by candlelight since electricity came in. Well, i for one am going to do something about it. Well, if you want to do it for one, do it. But im going to include george and do it for two. Its more fun that way. audience laughter now i am going. Gracie, is breakfast ready . Im starved. It certainly is, lover. audience laughter lover, at 8 00 in the morning . She must have said liver. Bacon is delicious for breakfast. Dear, sit here. Candlelight . Well, no dear, but candlelight is ...

Look at my school record, im always second best. Second beset on the debating team, fourth best on the tennis team, played second lead in the operetta, ranked 11th best in the scholarship. Well id say thats actually an enviable record. Well its just not good enough for me. Im getting sick of being a jack of all nothing. An alsoran. Someday, somewhere, at some thing and i dont care what it is. Id like to be the best. Numbero uno, just once. And if i were you, i wouldnt go around mimicking a mediocre maude like me. phone rings hello . Yes she is. Whos calling . Just a minute. Its george caster. ...