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[ theme ] yeah, its the Stephanie Miller show. This is chris. That is jim. Chris is sick as a dog and stephanies not here. It will be a wonderful show today. We only had a day off the fiscal cliff. So theres that. Representative john boehner told senator reid to go f himself. Twice. Really . According to the folks at politico. So im shush well be talking about that if stephanie gets here. Hoping and praying she gets here. Happy new year to everyone out there. Yeah, Jacki Schechner happy new year. Happy new year to you too. Some things dont change. You like to step all over my news before i sta...

[ theme ] stephanie hello current tv land. Here we are. Good morning Jacki Schechner. Do we look unprepared in any way . Dont be ridiculous. Representative John Yarmouth coming up on the big show today. Were getting a serious gun control debate in this country. How about that. We are. Were going to have the conversation. The idea is to keep the momentum going. People are outraged after newtown that it is time to do something. We have to keep the momentum going in order to get something done. Stephanie i thought wow Gabby Giffords and her husband a lot of the stuff they said powerful. Stephanie...

Now. But im still im still trying to understand what we as the u. S. Are now supposed to do with all this given what is going on internationally. I think about it a lot. I never come up with any answers. It is like im debating myself. I feel like i could do a good job on both sides of the debate, which shows you that it is a quandary for anyone trying to deal with it. I got to say, i dont i feel a little bit of empathy for the president on this. Even though i dont i think we put ourselves in this position. We put ourselves in a box. Everybody agrees we put ourselves in a box. If it is that we ...