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[ theme ] this is the Stephanie Miller show and its not Stephanie Miller. 100 less stephanie. We have hal sparks. Hal i know it is amazing. Im so excited by the way to actually be able to speak before my theme song. It happens so rarely. We have the lovely and talented Jacki Schechner who is not going to be doing our news breaks but interjecting throughout the entire show. Cool. Hal elbowing us out of the way with facts and figures and a beautiful figure at that i might add. I was going to ask which hour i get to hump halibut apparently we get to hump him all three hours. Weve all been traveling. Tbone, we need some talc in here stat. Major chafing on the hump days with hal. Chris and jim will be with us. Chris will be scrolling through adult sites the entire show as normal. Get a load of that. Whoa hal now lets go ....
[ theme ] hello current tv fans. This is chris lavoie, stephanie is not here today. She has food poisoning. Im not going to say that travis and i did anything but we did scheme and plot and then we were at her house saturday night and now im in the big chair. So im just going to let you put the pieces together. Travis did say you guys would slip a pill in her chardonnay and something would happen. Look at what happened. So weve got John Fuglesang holding down the fort in new york. Weve got mooks here in burbank. Weve got a full show today. Hello, jim you walked in. Hello. Give him a minute to get organized. Never mind the live radio tv thing happening. Jim is joining you for the show . How gallant . We had headphones in the studio. Look at that. Somebody elses fault. But we got rude pundit coming up this hour and right now weve got news with Jacki Schechner. I do it all. Loo ....
[ theme ] stephanie hello current tv land. Ooh, im sick. Listen to that. I sound like a dude. Good morning everybody. Hi, Jacki Schechner. I was wondering where that raspy, deep voice was coming from. It is bea arthur from the grave. Stephanie were not number one but were up there. Jacki schechner, so were going to hear from the president on gun stuff at what . 11 45 eastern . 11 55 but hes always a little late. Just about time to miss our show. Stephanie well talk about the nras new ad. How the president has fancy protection for his children. I swear youre sitting on my shoulder as i write my script. Steph, you stepped on her newscast [ wah wah ] stephanie ill be over here just being a dude. Heres Jacki Schechner. Good morning, everybody. Thats right. The president is going to announce his new gun control proposals today just before noon eastern time. He will be joined by ....
Political geek talk just 24 7. Then it gives us something to talk about the following week. We create havoc and debauchery and then we we can talk about it it. Hmm. Stephanie now you set off the perv boss. Jacki schechners. Shes in pants. Its not pantsless friday. You cant see her. Stephanie we just took a peek. Wow, here is Jacki Schechner in the current news center. President obama is travel to go hatfield, pennsylvania to tour and give a speech at at the factory that makes tinker toys and other connect brands. Its a Third GenerationFamily Business and employs 150 people at that particular facility. The president s visit would highlight the impact that the taxes would affect the season. Its all to garner public support and back republicans into a corner as fiscal cliff negotiations continue. Tim geithner went up t ....
[ theme music ] stephanie hello. Happy friday, everybody. Jacki schechner chris can you get your organ out for me. Jacki schechner im in two thruples with you as you know. Yes. I went out with one of our thruples without you tonight and that was a big mistake. I went with Melissa Fitzgerald to a dinner party that i could walk to, and drank entirely too much red wine. [ applause ] i knew you were going to have a drink. Stephanie yeah it was a big, big huge stephanie you know how i am going to remedy that . Were all going out tonight. All right. Here she is the deeply sober Jacki Schechner. Good morning, everybody. Ed koch passed away. He died this morning at the age of 88. He serves the city of manhattan from 1978 to 1989 and was a congressman before that. He became a regular media figure, and was a judge on the Peoples C ....