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Quarantine pretendk too be ants. This Facebook Group is called group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony. Look at one of the posts here. Ants crawling on ice cream, one person says munch with me and then take some to the queen. You can see the comments say nom, slurp and lift to queen. Trevor okay. This is really interesting. To take their minds off of the stress of corona millions of facebook users are pretending to be ants. And you thought you were the only one in quarantine feeling a little antsy. Back to you, sandra. Look, man, i get it, i get it. Who wouldnt want to live the caref...

From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor you know these days it can sometimes feel like were drowning in bad news. So let us pull you up out of the water and on to that floating door with us. Where there is plenty of room. In our ongoing segment, a ray of sunshine. Lets kick it off with restaurants. You know, the place where someone takes you to break up with you when they could have just sent you a text. I dont understand how we went halfies for the meal but i paid fully for the heartbreak, shei...

Sheila. Health Officials Say that when restaurants reopen in the age of corona people will need to sit a few feet apart from each other for safety. But the question is, how do we do that . Well, one of the countrys top restaurants has come up with an imaginative way to avoid the awkwardness of having a bunch of empty seats. Some places that we go, social distance canning feel a little awkward like maybe lots of empty spaces in a restaurant, for example. So a north virginia restaurant is filling in the missing people with mannequins. The inn at Little Washington which is a renowned fancy place,...

Prevent the spread of the coronavirus. And not only is it day 37, today is also earth day. Yes. The day when we celebrate one of the top planets humans have ever lived on. You know, honestly, you have to admit, man, earth is having the best earth day ever. Because ever since coronavirus locked all of us in our home, animals have been roaming free, the smog has cleared from the sky, the waters of venice are blue again. Basically as bad as coronavirus has been for humans, it has been amazing for the earth. In fact, i dont want to be a conspiracy ther rest, theorist but isnt wuhan a part of the e...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central trevor hey, everybody. Welcome to another episode of the daily social distancing show. Im trevor noah, and today is day 50 of us staying inside to and, guys, i cant believe it. 50 days ive stayed in the house for 50 days i mean, i dont wanna brag, but last night, at 7 00 p. M. , i went on my balcony, and everyone was clapping for me. It was, testifying really humbling. Oh, today is also Cinco De Mayo. And if youre trying to celebrate at home, heres your quarantine Cinco De Mayo tip of the day any bread can be a tortilla if you use a hammer. So have fun ce...