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They are you should know about it so were going to tell you but lets go ahead and begin with the very latest number where theres good news and some countries and some not so good news from other countries china south korea seem to be getting over that the proverbial or infamous curve while other countries not so much the United Nations is declaring tonight that quote humanity faces its greatest challenge since world war 2 meanwhile here in the United States as we report to you just a block from the white house the new prediction for how Many Americans will not will die is now at 240240000 but ...

World. That would be wonderful. And lets keep it shut for a couple of years. We cant do that. We cant have the cure be worse than the problem. A vote to advance a massive stimulus package failed again in a party line process. If you dont support the Public Health workers, theres no amount of stimulus. 2 trillion, 3 trillion, 4 trillion that will solve your problem. Prime minister Boris Johnson put the uk on lockdown and gave Police Special powers to arrest and fine people still ignoring advice to keep physical distance. If you dont follow the rules, the police will have the powers to enforce t...

Welcome to Dennis Miller plus one joined today by stand up comedian sam morel now sam released his 1st one hour stand up comedy special positive influence on Comedy Central 2018 and thats pretty quick turnaround of the 2nd one ready a 2nd comedy special i got this was released on february 10th on Comedy Centrals you tube channel its the 1st time that Comedy Central has exclusively released a special on the social media channel the estimable sam around sammy was shaken they now use the familiar sammy but some cats dont think. Now we were talking a little shot before we went on these comedy spec...

And it is spreading faster than the coronavirus itself. This morning the el bump made it to the view. Jimmy kimmel is proposing an alternative to a handshake that hes calling the el bump. Apparently this is what it is, im going to try it out on you. Theres, okay. Hi. You know what, after all this time, howie mandel is a genius. Jimmy thats right, he is a genius. He does the mandel bump is his thing. But the governor of nebraska posted this on twitter. Hes doing the el bump with his fellow man. And this is shocking to me, even the vice poodle of the United States is doing the el bump today. Loo...

President trump told reporters today that he would release a report on his finances before the 2020 election. And said that people will be shocked that the numbers are many, many times what you think. Okay, but anything times zero is zero [ laughter ] [ applause ] duchess Meghan Markle attended the u. S. Open this weekend to support her friend serena williams. Meanwhile, the queen went to the jets game. [ laughter ] a man on a mission to visit every starbucks in the world, last week visited his 15,000th location in peru and what do you know, they finally spelled his name right [ laughter and a...