Page 26 - Comedy Central News Today : Breaking News, Live Updates & Top Stories | Vimarsana

Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out look at you guys look at you guys take a seat come on in, everybody take a seat lets do it im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is the president of the wnba Players Association and a forward for the los angeles sparks, Nneka Ogwumike is joining us, everybody cheers and applause also on tonights show, the president ial race is officially a sausage fest. Dulce sloan celebrates womens history month, and have you been Drinking Water . Then you might be in trouble. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Le...

Thank you so much for coming out. Take a seat, everybody, lets make a show. Im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is an amazing woman who has spent her entire life fighting for human rights and protections for disabled people. Judith heumann is joining us, everybody. An amazing story. Also on tonights show, the democratic race is down to the final two. Jurassic park is real, and lewis black doesnt want to see pictures of are your kids. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the coronavirus. The disease is now officially in 85 countries and it has over 95,000 confirmed cases. A...

Reyez is joining us also Jordan Klepper tries to get the black vote, why the coronavirus is good for netflix and why bad guys dont use iphones. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with President Trump. Ever since he moved in to the white house, hes been worried about two things one, that eric would find out where he went and, two, that a deep state inside his own government was secretly out to get him. Well, it turns out he may have been right. A doctor who once told the nation President Trump has incredible genes admits making some secret additions to mr. Trumps diet et. Ronny...

Biden makes a sphriez surprising friend. Jaboukie youngwhite tells us how to stop corona and donald trump might actually be a genius. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the democratic primary race. As i like to call it too old, too furious. laughter its down to Bernie Sanders and joe biden, and tomorrow could be the day we find out whos going all the way. Former Vice President joe biden and senator Bernie Sanders are both in michigan today ahead of tomorrows president ial contest. Six states will hold votes for 352 the delegates. Of those, michigan is the big prize, the m...

Coronavirus. The disease is now officially in 85 countries and it has over 95,000 confirmed cases. And it is the reason even white people have switched to the fist bump. And explode. Now here in new york because the city is so crowded, the risk of coronavirus is especially dangerous. You see if corona can make it her, it can make it anywhere. laughter and thats why city officials are taking action. The mta stepping up its cleaning efforts to prevent the spread of the coronavirus on public transit. Workers are disinfecting 427 subway stations wiping downturn styles, tickets daily and in additio...