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The some readings and sal you take. After this weekend im afraid i just have to say it my friends politics and professional wrestling i was sensually become pretty much the same thing youve got your faces and youve got your heels youve got your factions you even have your managers in ring ballets and just like professional wrestling most of the characters you see on t. V. Are being manipulated and created by the one percent who owns the business all in an effort to get you to par ways with your money and your free time modern Politics Today even runs the same story lines as professional wrestl...

End to the reduction in violence that paved the way for the agreement that was signed on saturday. See thats the real world equivalent of the bean putting daniel bryan through a table after signing the deal thats the real world version except tragically in this real world version the violence after that the tricks isnt staged and actual lives are at stake as historian and writer Stephen Wirth time points out americas fantasies of what it could achieve in the war even after it became a washington cliche of the war had no military solution consigned thousands to needless deaths this is no peace ...

Chieng shows us the future, the bernie and warren fight is dragging in other candidates and democrats just hand deliver trumps ass to him. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with a crazy story out of los angeles where a Delta Airlines flight had to mick an energy landing. But it was the people on the ground who were most afraid. We start with ta breaking news from los angeles where dozens of children and adults have received medical treatment after the crew of a chinabound Delta Airlines jet forced to return to lax after losing an engine, durched fuel as it passed just a fe...

We have a lot did discuss including the bachelor. Bachelor peter is here tonight. You know those people who resolve to exercise and eat healthy . You probably did. Every year. Jimmy i didnt make a new years resolution this year but my wife made new years resolutions for me. She said, this year my new years resolution for you is, and she went on to mention areas in which she would like me to improve. I didnt say anything. But that is allowed . [ laughter ] can you make a resolution for someone else . I dont think so. I think its a selfonly thing. Its like flossing, you dont floss with other peo...

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