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Democrats in 14 states across america will decide whether the democratic nominee should be an old man or an even older man. laughter now, remember, super tuesday is super important because whichever nominee comes out gets a big boost in the race for the democratic no, maam nays, and you also get all the losing candidates when youch money. Lets kick it off with a few results. Vermont was easily won by the original founder of the state Bernie Sanders. laughter already off to a win. applause and we know that colorado has also gone his way. But its looking like tonight is all about joe biden becau...

They fly back to the u. S. , theyll be quarantined for two weeks. Its a dramatic situation unfolding as we speak. Were live in japan and on the scene. Later, a sunday sitdown with the always funny john mul achaney, how he knew at a very young age that show business is exactly what he wanted to do with his life. I say around age 4 i knew i wanted to be a nightclub entertainer. By 5, yeah, why would you not at age 4 . Because i wanted to be like Ricky Ricardo, he and i love lucy had gone off the air a solid 30 years before i was born. A sunday sitdown with john mulaney. Harry smith goes for a ri...

And the low the low. Temperatures are in the 40s and 50s. Oaklands at 50 degrees. San joses under cloudy skies. A lot of cloud cover but the system is too far to the south. Could be some very light rain but the lower layers of the atmosphere are extremely dry. 40s and 50s for most. If youre going to Southern California theyll get cloud cover and rain. It will be warm. 60s and low 70s here. Sal castanedas here. The peninsula still slow, sal . Thats right. We still have a couple of lanes closed let me put this on a map for you. Southbound 101 heading down towards san mateo. Right near 3rd, the t...

And the taliban that turned out to be pure w w e and you had your faces in the form of mike palm pale in the trumpet ministration and then you had your your heels in the form of the taliban just like every contract siting on a w w w e violence erupted before the ink even had time to dry political reports that just hours after United States signed what was billed as a Historic Deal with the taliban to end the 19 year long war in afghanistan fighting had resumed between the taliban and the Afghan Security forces marking an end to the reduction in violence that paved the way for the agreement tha...

The patel lochlt for short. This is how were fighting the coronavirus. Lets get this going. Lets have this go across america from knee to shining knee. Or if thats i have another one weve been working on too. It goes like this. Its called the hellobo. Thank you, guillermo. While everyone else is sitting around paying 80 fire 45cent mask were coming up with ways to stop this thing. I had an interesting revelation this weekend. I was hanging out with the kids my kids this weekend. Not just random kids at the park. [ laughter ] my son billy is 2, my daughters 5. I dont know what exactly prompted ...