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Payin for my sins and it sure feels great make, make it right make, make it right from Comedy Central hes world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. Thank you so much for coming out. Take a seat, lets make a show, im trevor noah. We have two guests joining us tonight. First here to talk about new york citys response to the coronavirus, mayor bill de blasio is joining us, everybody. applause and then, then were going to be joined by the ...

Make a show. Im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is an amazing woman who has spent her entire life fighting for human rights and protections for disabled people. Judith heumann is joining us, everybody. An amazing story. Also on tonights show, the democratic race is down to the final two. Jurassic park is real, and lewis black doesnt want to see pictures of are your kids. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the coronavirus. The disease is now officially in 85 countries and it has over 95,000 confirmed cases. And it is the reason even white people have switched to the fist...

You even have your managers in ring ballets and just like professional wrestling most of the characters you see on t. V. Are being manipulated and created by the one percent who owns the business all in an effort to get you to part ways with your money and your free time modern Politics Today even runs the same story lines as professional wrestling take the recent headline making Peace Agreement signed over the weekend between the United States and the taliban that turned out to be pure w. W. Wheat you had your faces in the form of my pail in the trumpet ministration and then you had your your...

Yet to all this is how the. Police. Greetings and sal you taishan. After this weekend im afraid i just have to say it my friends politics and professional wrestling have essentially become pretty much the same thing youve got your faces and youve got your heels youve got your factions you even have your managers inring that lays and just like professional wrestling most of the characters you see on t. V. Are being manipulated and created by the one percent who owns the business all in an effort to get you to part ways with your money and your free time modern Politics Today even runs the same ...