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With you when they could have just sent you a text. I dont understand how we went halfies for the meal but i paid fully for the heartbreak, sheila. Health Officials Say that when restaurants reopen in the age of corona people will need to sit a few feet apart from each other for safety. But the question is, how do we do that . Well, one of the countrys top restaurants has come up with an imaginative way to avoid the awkwardness of having a bunch of empty seats. Some places that we go, social distance canning feel a little awkward like maybe lots of empty spaces in a restaurant, for example. So...

The world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. As bad as things may seem right now, its important to remember that the world hasnt technically ended yet. I mean its going to happen but you have to figure we have at least a few weeks left. So in the mean time lets think positive with a little ray of sunshine. Lets kick it off with a story that will make everyone smile, well, everyone except the coronavirus. This lady has seen a lot in her life. She survived the spanish flu, early in the last century and now at 101 she has just beaten covid19 it. Call her supergranny. Ange...

Given seagulls a taste for blood. So lets get into it welcome to the daily social distancing show. Announcer from trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show, with trevor noah. Trevor you know, the world may seem like a dark place right now, but just like your mom opening the curtains to wake you up for church, were about to blast you with a little ray of sunshine. First up, being a teenager in the age of corona is tough. Youre stuck at home with your parents, you cant go to prom, and your dad gave you a haircut with the same cl...

Up in the house, especially when the weather is getting better, but heres your quarantine tip of the day, if youre feeling lonely in your apartment, just leave some food out on the floor and then when the rats show up, you can pretend youre cinderella. Tonights show, Vladimir Putin loses confidence. Dos and donts and President Trump tries out for the mad king. So lets get to it. From Trevor Noah Trevors couch to your couch . Sm where in the world, this is the daily show with Trevor Noah Trevor first, lets talk about a Major Development in the president ial race. After staying on the sidelines ...

This is the daily social distancing show, with trevor noah. Trevor you know, every day, were bombarded with so Much Negative news about coronavirus, that we can forget there is still some sunshine out there, and all we need to do is look. So lets kick off the show with our ray of sunshine. All right, first up, theres some promising news in the search for a vaccine. Oxford university has announced that, thanks to a head start taht they got from their years of research on the mers virus,their covid19 vaccine is already showing positive results and could be available as early as september. And, g...