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CBS Evening News-20150531-01:00:00

>> axelrod: the death toll climbs again after record floodsl in texas and oklahoma. rivers are still rising and more storms are in the forecast. former house speaker dennis hastert says, "i'm a victim, too." amid allegations of sexual misconduct when he was a teacher. a heat wave overseas claims more than 2,000 lives. new technology to keep u.s. borders safer. talk about a cliffside retreat-- the delicate operation to rescue a lighthouse from its perilousgh perch.us >> if enough of the bricks cracked, it would be catastrophic. it could come tumbling down. captioning sponsored by cbs this is the "cbs evening news." >> axelrod: good evening. i'm jim axelrod.

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20150530:11:10:00

christmas. the 38-year-old actor testified that he never meant for anyone to get hurt. he was simply protecting his girlfriend. diamond could face up to nine months in prison. he played screech on that 1990s comedy. sunday night at midnight, sections of the patriot act including the one that allowed the nsa to collect bulk data on american citizens are set to expire. the senate will hold a rare sunday session to attempt to come up with some sort of solution. president obama yesterday pressured the senate to act. >> i don't want us to be in a situation in which for a certain period of time those authorities go away and suddenly we're dark and heaven forbid we've got a problem where we could have prevented a terrorist attack or apprehended someone who was engaged in dangerous activity but we didn't do so simply because of inaction in the senate. >> we're going to have nbc's kristen welker live from the white house coming up to further

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20150530:09:53:00

one piece of advice keep a diary. wake up and write something down and i thought, all right. i'll do it. i started doing it. it was great. that changed my life. that little thing that athlete said -- i wish i knew who it was. he said keep a diary. that started me writing and writing comedy and jokes and that led to my career. it was life-changing and just a thing -- an athlete said. >> coulter, what would you say? >> don't go to law school. [ laughter ] thank you, good night. >> thank you, good night. that's it over? >> if you're not employed within you know a month or after summer after graduation and if you haven't paid back your student loans or your entire college tuition within five years, you should sue this university. [ laughter ] if you took a single class in anthropology sociology, gender studies, climate change you have wasted your money. >> they have to take it. they force them to take it. >> yeah i know. what was juan talking about?

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20150530:02:53:00

one piece of advice keep a diary. wake up and write something down and i thought, all right. i'll do it. i started doing it. it was great. that changed my life. that little thing that athlete said -- i wish i knew who it was. he said keep a diary. that started me writing and writing comedy and jokes and that led to my career. it was life-changing and just a thing -- an athlete said. >> coulter, what would you say? >> don't go to law school. [ laughter ] thank you, good night. >> thank you, good night. that's it over? >> if you're not employed within you know a month or after summer after graduation and if you haven't paid back your student loans or your entire college tuition within five years, you should sue this university. [ laughter ] if you took a single class in anthropology sociology, gender studies, climate change you have wasted your money. >> they have to take it. they force them to take it. >> yeah i know. what was juan talking about?

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20150530:05:53:00

that. you know what i mean? that is something that i probably would have been a good thing to sort of hear. >> you're copping out. >> why is it a copout? >> they always try to give grand advice. nobody's listening. it's hard to make young people listen. i never ended up graduating. but i had a speaker come to my high school an athlete. it was some athlete. he said if i could give you one piece of advice keep a diary. wake up and write something down. and i thought, all right. i'll do it. i started doing it. it was great. that changed my life. that little thing. i wish i knew who it was so i could thank him. he said keep a diary. that started me writing, and comedy and jokes and that led to my career. it was life changing. just a thing an athlete said. >> coulter, what would you say? >> don't go to law school. thank you and good night. >> that's it? over? >> if you're not employed

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20150527:02:58:00

and he says well yeah he writes our material. >> he wrote all my material. he says that guy doesn't get into the "new york times." >> and at the wake his friends, his poker playing buddy webs they said that eddie meara, he never let on. >> no one had to fight to get anne meara's obituary in the "new york times" this weekend. she died at the age of 85. we will all remember an in the merea in different ways. some of you will remember her from "sex in the city" or for countless other tv and film appearances. but i will always remember her the way i first saw her, on stage with jerry. i always think of them together even when i see anne or jerry working alone, i always think of them together. stiller and merea. full of fun, full of love and wisdom, doing important comedy that helped open our eyes to the

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20150527:02:55:00

and they meet for the very first time. >> how do you do? >> how do you do? >> i'm hershey horowitz. >> i'm mary elizabeth doyle. >> so what's so funny about the name mary elizabeth doyle? why the big laugh just for that name? it was comedy of the impossible. in those days it was virtually impossible to imagine a beautiful irish catholic girl or any irish catholic girl named mary elizabeth doyle marrying a jewish man, any jewish man. and audiences in those days were hyper alert to ethnic names. the computer dating bit turned on the idea that no one had

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20150527:05:58:00

appearances. but i will always remember her the way i first saw her, on stage with jerry. i always think of them together, even when i see anne or jerry working alone, i always think of them together. stiller and meara. full of fun, full of love, and wisdom, doing important comedy that helped open our eyes to the world around us. >> i'm mary elizabeth doyle. >> doyle? >> horowitz? >> horowitz, h-o-o-o-w-i-t-z, hershey. my friends call me hersh. >> doyle, d-o-y-l-e. my friends call me mary elizabeth. >> is doyle your real name?

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At This Hour With Berman and Bolduan-20150527-15:54:00

graduation present. so right now i'm just vacationing. and then i'll go out to new york and figure it out from there. >> i do want to know what your desires are. because the world is your oyster as they like to say, caroline. but can you remember some of the other one-liners that you pitched, that you made in your pitch for the top ten? i would love to know what those were? >> for the celebrity top ten? a lot of them were lines like, which ones, dave? is it pronounced dave? >> i say that every morning when i come in on the show, which one is john berman. >> i was going to say, have you ever tried writing news? because i'm just saying, we have a show here and you seem to know what you're doing right there. look, you say you burst into tears. reflect for a moment on the experience of being -- this being your dream to write comedy for so long. you were there at that show in that historic moment.

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20150527:02:50:00

and i think that that conversation is one that she fully plans to continue after 2017. she'll only be 53 years old. >> peter slevin, thank you very much for joining us tonight. >> pleasure to be here. coming up important comedy. comedy that changes our understanding of the possible. but aleve is just 2 pills all day. and now, i'm back! aleve. automotive innovation starts... right here. with a control pad that can read your handwriting, a wide-screen multimedia center, and a head-up display for enhanced driver focus. all inside a redesigned cabin of unrivaled style and comfort. the 2015 c-class. at the very touchpoint of performance and innovation. when cigarette cravings hit, all i

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