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That ronnie needs the boat. How are you going to do that, tell him this is holland and the dike broke . I told you blanche would come up with something good. Go ahead, blanche. Well honey, i was being sarcastic. Oh. Mr. Von zell, you have the floor. I thought we could tell george that ronnie needs the boat for his health. You know, the salt air . Tell dad i need it for my health . Thats a wonderful idea, ronnie oh ho ho, if blanche couldnt think of something, i knew you could. audience laughter oh, gracie, i was please, mr. Von zell, you had your chance and you couldnt come up with anything. Well, i just started to say, it was now, remember ronnie, if you want the boat, you have to make your father believe its for your health. So go up and see him, and start coughing. Coughing . Oh, mother, i couldnt do that. Well, all right, ill go with you and do the coughing for you. You just cover your mouth and your father will think its you. audience laughter [george] maybe i could think of somet ....
Its nice and airy out here. Yeah, well thats because the windows are open inside. audience laughing what are you so dressed up for . Oh, this . Well, cant afford not to, after all, im going to college. Well, you went last year and it was all we could do to get you to wear shoes. audience laughing well, i was only a sophomore then. Oh, sit down, ronnie, ill get you lunch. Oh, mother, im sorry, i didnt call you, but im taking one of my classmates out to lunch. Oh, oh. So, dad, can i have 10 . 10 dollars for lunch . Well yes, you see, im taking her to la rose. Its nice and quiet, and we can study greek philosophy there. La rose . audience laughing look, ronnie, theres a nice little greek restaurant on sunset boulevard. Its cheap and you can get your philosophy right from the kitchen while its still hot. audience laughing oh dad, all i want oh, ronnie, ronnie. If your father is going to be so cheap, here. Thank you, mother. Youre welcome, now give me 10 dollars, please. What for . Well, ju ....
My dear mr. Burns, my wife is another gracie allen, and im sure you could use what she said the other night when i came home from work. Well, i didnt finish the letter. I knew right away she wasnt another gracie allen. If she was, she wouldnt be working. audience laughing but i wish you could meet my four writers. When you get to know them, writers are very much like people. Theyre affected by the way they feel. For instance, if one of my married writers should come in with an idea for a story about a husband being kicked around by his wife, i know right away hes temporarily having trouble at home. And if my other married writers think the idea is funny, theyre not having trouble. Thats a temporary condition too. audience laughing then ive got one who plays the horses. If he has a bad week, his jokes arent very funny. If he has a good week, he doesnt write at all because he doesnt need the money. audience laughing that last joke is his. Hes been on a bad losing streak. Entirely on writ ....
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