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[ light laughter ] welcome to impeachment after dark live. The only show that recaps the very mean, very nasty things democrats said about me at todays impeachment hearings [ laughter ] and before we go any further, yes, i got this after show idea from andy cohen. Or as i call him, opposite mike pence [ laughter ] now i admit, folks, i thought this whole impeachment thing would go away by now like a common cold, or a second wife but yet, here we are [ laughter ] and worse, now you cant even get the truth from shows like fox and frenemies. [ light laughter ] even though i am totally innocent, and legally handsome, i have to take matters into my own huge hands [ laughter ] and ill be honest, todays hearings had me on the edge of my seat. Like when Rudy Giuliani goes on fox news, or when Stephen Miller texts me kk. Stop right there, stephen. [ laughter ] but lets just jump into i ....
[ cheering ] justin thank you thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. All right. Okay. All right. Hello, everyone. Welcome to Jimmy Kimmel Live im going to be your host tonight, Justin Timberlake. [ cheering ] yes. Now, you all might know me from being Justin Timberlake. Did you watch the oscars last night . [ cheering ] really good, right . I mean, i havent seen that many stars since joey fatone elbowed me in the face. Rim shot thank you. All right. This is going good. All right. The show was hosted by my friend and your friend, jimmy kimmel. Didnt he do a great job . [ cheering ] unfortunately, jimmy couldnt be here tonight. As you can imagine, hes pretty beat. [ cheering ] jimmy i am here. I am here. Thanks, everybody. I am here. You know, i was supposed to be here. Justin yeah, yeah. Im confused. Why are yo ....
Heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Very kind. Welcome. Hello, brooklyn. Thats great. Please sit. Whats that behind me . Very nice. Sit, sit, relax, relax. Thats very kind. I miss you already. Thank you for leaving the tiny apartments you share with five roommates to be here tonight. [ laughter ] this is closing night for us at the Brooklyn Academy of music, its very sad. [ cheers and applause ] i want to tell people across the country, this borough of brooklyn is unlike any other place on earth. Im going to miss everything about it. Except alternate side parking. [ laughter ] theres so much character. You can feel it in every place you go. In l. A. Our most historic landmark is the sunglass hut at the sherman oaks galleria. So its different here. I dont know if you can tell. My suits pulling a little, ive eaten so much this week. I want to thank all the many restaurants and coffee shops and dou ....
Heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Very kind. Welcome. Hello, brooklyn. Thats great. Please sit. Whats that behind me . Very nice. Sit, sit, relax, relax. Thats very kind. I miss you already. Thank you for leaving the tiny apartments you share with five roommates to be here tonight. [ laughter ] this is closing night for us at the Brooklyn Academy of music, its very sad. [ cheers and applause ] i want to tell people across the country, this borough of brooklyn is unlike any other place on earth. Im going to miss everything about it. Except alternate side parking. [ laughter ] theres so much character. You can feel it in every place you go. In l. A. Our most historic landmark is the sunglass hut at the sherman oaks galleria. So its different here. I dont know if you can tell. My suits pulling a little, ive eaten so much this week. I want to thank all the many restaurants and coffee shops and dou ....