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stewart. thank you for joining us. our guests tonight shall we re excited about this from the hill aruous television program key and peele, we have keele and pee on the show tonight. chors plaus. jon: lucky was farsd, man, those dudes are funny. if you are anything like me, you can t digest milkment but also (laughter) you watch a lot of television news. and if you do you might have noticed the question that is increasingly on the med why s mind. was this racist? an alabama sorority accused of rejecting a candidate because she s black. to smear an entire segment of the population, are they racist? race, is race an issue here? was race a factor? are you racist? am i a racist? (laughter) jon: never ask a question you don t know the answer to. (laughter) the media they are just askinging they don t know. everything is happening, they are just passengers on this crazy bus called news. (laughter) fear not, for tonight we settle the investigationing questio ....
primary in virginia s seventh district. [laughter] political newcomer david brat defeated the sitting house majority leader, cane only assume future millionaire lobbyist, eric cantor. cantor was basically the fourth most powerful republican in washington behind mitch mcconnell, john boehner and an ar-15 that fires baby eagles dressed like jesus. how, how. [laughter] that s. they said the picture won t be ready until the show. i said, well, all right. whatever you can do to make it realistic. that s really quite lovely. how the hell did this happen? he had all the name recognition. he outspent his opponent 40-1 and still lost by an astounding 11 points. cantor s campaign spent more at stake houses than brat spent on his entire campaign. jon: well, okay. that makes sense. it s very hard to conduct your campaign when you got the meat sweats. my budget platform. brruff. lord have mercy. let me ask you a question whom is this david brat fellow? he s a college econo ....
that, that. no! [cheering and applause] i even think that s understating it. that was last night s republican primary in virginia s seventh district. [laughter] political newcomer david brat defeated the sitting house majority leader, cane only assume future millionaire lobbyist, eric cantor. cantor was basically the fourth most powerful republican in washington behind mitch mcconnell, john boehner and an ar-15 that fires baby eagles dressed like jesus. how, how. [laughter] that s. they said the picture won t be ready until the show. i said, well, all right. whatever you can do to make it realistic. that s really quite lovely. how the hell did this happen? he had all the name recognition. he outspent his opponent 40-1 and still lost by an astounding 11 points. cantor s campaign spent more at stake houses than brat spent on his entire campaign. jon: well, okay. that makes sense. it s very hard to conduct your campaign when you got the meat sweats. my budget platfo ....
[bleeped] self-hating jew. [laughter] jon jon that was weird. [laughter] anyway, what i was saying was last thursday saw the start of a new ground offensive launched by israel. [both speaking at once] [bleeped] [laughter] jon: um, holy [bleeped]. look, obviously there are many strong opinions on this issue, but just merely mentioning israel or questioning in any way the effectiveness or humanity of israel s policies is not the same thing as being pro-hamas. so you re against murdered children? free gaza, free gaza! [both speaking at once] zionist pig. [laughter] jon: you now what, [bleeped] it. why don t we just talk about something lighter like ukraine? yeah. i m good with that. jon: all right. well, here we go then. the world is still reeling from the mysterious missile attack over eastern ukraine, which last week took down a civilian malaysia airlines jet. what does the evidence say in three sa-11 missile batteries recently entered ukraine from ru ....
(cheers and applause) stephen: nation, thank you so much! nation, thank you so much for your love and adulation tonight. i need it more than ever because if you have been watching the news, you know it s been a tough week for, let s say humans. (laughter) from battles in gaza to russia shelling ukraine to taliban advances in afghanistan, they re not releasing any more new weird al videos. (laughter) folks, we are facing a situation i ve always feared things might actually be as bad as we make them sound on cable news. (laughter) the world on fire. from the middle east to ukraine to libya. the world is on fire. russia rocketing ukraine. add israel and gaza. illegals flooding our border. the world is a mess right now. it absolutely is. the world is burning. to put it mildly, the world is a mess. stephen: madeline albright, whose family was forced into exile by the german invasion of czechoslovakia in 1938, says the world is a mess. (laughter) and for her ....