Jimmy thank you very muc looking good looking good out there thats great welcome to the tonight show. Give it up for the roots, everybody, right there [ cheers and applause well, you guys, the race for the democratic president ial nomination has barely started, and its already getting crazy listen to this former democratic senator mike gravel is thinking about running at 88 years old. [ light laughter ] 88 when they heard that, Bernie Sanders and joe biden were like, hey, whos the new kid . [ laughter and applause thats right we could have a 76yearold, a a 77yearold, and an 88yearold running for president. [ light laughter ] i cant wait for the debates i mean, who wouldnt be pumped about the possibility of listening to a threehour symphony of dry coughs [ laughter and applause [ coughing ] these guys shouldnt be running for president. They should be in a movie about a group of friends taking their last trip to las vegas [ light laughter ] thats thats what i would watch. [ applause ] bu
Voters imagination, not lure them into a turkish embassy. You want to see me, maam . We need to give the American Voters what they want. Selina meyer. No. Yes. But no. Im in like an unpopular minority that they can blame for all their problems. Very hitleresque, maam. Yeah, but he had better people working for him. Stop i beg you, stop who in the intergalactic bleep are you . My name is Stephen Colbert and i come from another dimension. The things that you are doing on this earth then happen in my world over and over again. Okay, this is insane. Listen foul mouthed president who tweets like a child, blaming everything on the chinese. Election interference. A completely moronic press secretary. Completely moronic member of the press. How about antidaylight savings time laws. Daylight saving. 700 measles cases and rising. You are killing my world ugh oh, i know you. You are the guy with that show. The cocoa report. No, i dont do that anymore. That was a selfinvolved character i played, l
support to communities, and make sure more shots get in arms. so the administration now begins a seven-week sprint to open vaccine access to all american adults by may 1st. cdc reports 100 million doses of the three approved vaccines have been given out. white house announced latest plan to get more shots into arms. over the coming weeks we ll deliver vaccines directly, up to 700 additional community health centers that reach underserved communities. we ll work to double the number of pharmacies participating in the federal pharmacy program. we will make the vaccine available at more than 20,000 pharmacies across america. now to a big unraveling story in world of politics, new york governor andrew cuomo who drew national attention for handling of the pandemic early on, facing a growing pressure campaign over allegations of sexual harassment and inappropriate behavior on the job. seven women have now accused cuomo of misconduct. both new york senators and majority of the
this landmark legislation will get relief to families, get support to communities, and make sure more shots get in arms. so the administration now begins a seven-week sprint to open vaccine access to all american adults by may 1st. cdc reports 100 million doses of the three approved vaccines have been given out. white house announced latest plan to get more shots into arms. over the coming weeks we ll deliver vaccines directly, up to 700 additional community health centers that reach underserved communities. we ll work to double the number of pharmacies participating in the federal pharmacy program. we will make the vaccine available at more than 20,000 pharmacies across america. now to a big unraveling story in world of politics, new york governor andrew cuomo who drew national attention for handling of the pandemic early on, facing a growing pressure campaign over allegations of sexual harassment and inappropriate behavior on the job. seven women have now accused cuom
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