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Has never heard of a category 5 hurricane before, despite puerto rico being hit with one in 2017 said trump, well, ive also never heard of puerto rico [ laughter ] so President Trump faced International Criticism this weekend after he was seen playing golf instead of staying in the office to monitor the progress of Hurricane Dorian though, honestly, would that be better [ light laughter ] making trump monitor the hurricane would be like making your 4yearold do the dishes. After about five minutes, youd be like, you know what, tyler, just go out and play [ laughter ] go out and play. [ cheers a...

Hot wheels, trump edition. Collect them all. This is awesome coughing its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, california screamin. Plus, stephen welcomes Billy Crystal and musical guest thomas rhett featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen woh, oo good evening stephen beautiful, beautiful. Welcome. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Look, i know, i know that all of us have been so concerned that, with john ...

Chief meteorologist has contradicted the weather. He, trump took his show on the road last night. He hosted a pep rally in fayetteville, North Carolina where he claimed aboard air force one that people were lined up, waiting in the rain to see him, even though it wasnt raining at all. We have now, people standing in line, trying to get into the arena, and i will tell you that they are soaking wet, because roy and everybody just walked into the plane, and you folks were wet. Its bad weather out there. Jimmy no, no, no they werent. If they were wet, they were just sweating, because you are the p...

Firstly, sir, i just thumped the back of Louie Gohmerts head as i was coming over here. And although his rind is still hard, i do hear a sloshing sound in there. Do you believe that Louie Gohmerts head is an overripe melon and would best serve our country by rotting on a compost heap . Yes. laughter and applause stephen sir, is it true that President Trump is the most corrupt and dishonest president of the last 100 years . That is generally correct, yes. laughter and applause stephen in the last 200 years . Yes. Stephen is donald trump the most corrupt president in all parallel universes, alte...

[ light laughter ] probrexit politician Boris Johnson was officially elected today to become the uks next prime minister. Great. In 70 years, the uk has gone from Winston Churchill to a roady for spinal tap [ light laughter ] President Trump continued his attacks on minority congresswomen today tweeting the quote, aoc plus three are a nightmare for america. Although technically for trump, anything that involves math is a nightmare. [ laughter and applause aoc plus three, how do you how do you add letters to a number . Several bars in washington, d. C. Will open early tomorrow so people can wat...