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And now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, thank you thank you, thank you, thank you welcome please, have a seat. Have a seat. Welcome. Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much. And welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby [ cheers and applause youre here. This is it you made it. You guys, what an exciting time to be in new york. You see, last night, the brothersister team, the flying wallendas, walked across a a tightrope 25 stories above times square did you see that and they did it. Even more impressive, they were stuck behind a...

Its going to be hilarious when trump and pence are out of office and nobody mentions the space force ever again. How he got stuck with this space force job, i do not know. While hes here, maybe we can put him on the millennium falcon ride at disney land and tell him its the space force up and running. Meanwhile, back in the white house, the president is pumping his tiny fists. The president emerged victorious in his battle with the ambassador from the uk. The uk ambassador to the United States resigned today. Private comments were leaked and revealed to a tabloid and referred to our stable gen...

All right, everyone, id like to be the first to welcome you to the gates of hell. Unfortunately, hell is a towin gate. All aw captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com captioning sponsored by Comedy Central within luf were Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, the daily show with trevor noah presents, democratic debate number two. Too serious, too many candidates. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. Lets do it my name is trevor noah and tonight we are coming to you live, thats right, we ...

News tonight was the second part of the Second Democratic debate and it was fine, i guess but it did kind of feel like when your fun aunt goes home and youre left with your Boring Family again [ laughter ] aww. Aunt marianne lets us finger paint on the wall Entrepreneur Andrew Yang used his Opening Statement tonight to differentiate himself from President Trump saying quote the opposite of donald trump is an asian man who likes math [ laughter ] which is a great point but i actually think the opposite of trump would be a black guy who is a good president. [ laughter ] there you go [ cheers and...

The dead. If you send emojis, it means youre in a gang. And donald trump is a harry potter expert. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Headlines. Trevor lets begin with climate change. Its the gradual disaster that will eventually wipe us out if we dont take it seriously. Think of it like oatmeal. You wash your bowl right away, no problem. But if you leave it in the sink, by the time you come home, you will have a new roommate. laughter and if the world does end, theres one group you cannot blame, scientists, because they keep warning us every single day to wash out our bowl. Chilling warnin...